# Pitting Amateur Barbarian

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 8, 2015, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554 "2015-07-08T08:05:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/41 "2015-07-08T15:48:39Z")

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One thread. So many concurrent conversations. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/42 "2015-07-08T16:46:46Z")

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> [@Niterover](#):
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> First of all we yankees are pretty smart

I ALREADY DID!:mad:

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/43 "2015-07-08T16:55:22Z")

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Us Yankees invented lightning!

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/44 "2015-07-08T17:10:03Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Sorry, can’t read that. The Lombardi Trophy is blocking my view.

Get a snow plow to unblock it :mad:

Bill Bellichek is the Richard Nixon of football/hand-egg ball

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/45 "2015-07-08T17:14:25Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Us Yankees invented lightning!

Thought Yankees were New Yawkahs :smack:

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/46 "2015-07-08T17:37:01Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Thought Yankees were New Yawkahs :smack:

Only the yankees in NY.

I’m from Michigan, so I can speak for the yanks.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/47 "2015-07-08T17:44:22Z")

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I am the Lahwrax, an’ I speak fa da Yankees.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/48 "2015-07-08T17:47:12Z")

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Sock/troll or just troll?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/49 "2015-07-08T17:55:40Z")

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Foosball is the Debil’s sport.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/50 "2015-07-08T18:12:58Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Sock/troll or just troll?

There are no trolls in Game of Thrones.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/51 "2015-07-08T18:14:24Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> Thing is, it was one (1) thread. The OP draws that one (1) thread out as if it had been going on longer than the work-rants thread.

Yes, and that thread was in the Pit, so the OP could have said his piece there, too!

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**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/52 "2015-07-08T18:17:31Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Sock/troll or just troll?

You’ve been around too long to call you a sock, so I’m going with troll.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/53 "2015-07-08T18:43:35Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> There are no trolls in Game of Thrones.

You troll or you die.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/54 "2015-07-08T18:59:54Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> There are no trolls in Game of Thrones.

Books or movies?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/55 "2015-07-08T19:01:26Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> There are no trolls in Game of Thrones.

You could have used a spoiler tag. ☹

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/56 "2015-07-08T19:32:30Z")

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So is Peter Griffin a typical New Englander?

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/57 "2015-07-08T19:36:20Z")

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As much as Brian is a typical dog.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/58 "2015-07-08T20:56:24Z")

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I actually kind of like the guy. 😃

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/59 "2015-07-08T23:09:53Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Sorry, can’t read that. The Lombardi Trophy is blocking my view.

Meh, come back when you have six.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-amateur-barbarian/724554/60 "2015-07-09T01:11:05Z")

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huh. it was quite a rant I grant you, but this was a pretty weak pitting all around.

Next time, take a deep breath, pause, and punctuate. Welcome to the Dope.

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