Pitting "God Bless America" at baseball games (lame)

All the times I’ve been at Enr…I mean Minute Maid Park, they’ve played “Deep In The Heart Of Texas” during the 7th inning stretch, which is fun.

They better not have stopped doing that, or I’m gonna write someone a forceful letter. :frowning:

I kinda hate how the minors seem to have turned into being more like the majors and less like a place where you can take the family for 20 bucks. I would also take a live, talented organist over a bunch of sound clips. That said, I agree that a good sound man can help. For whatever reason, I find musical jokes and cues to be really funny when done well, and your example is one of those things. On the other hand, the broken-glass sound effect played once or twice during a game after the ball has gone backwards over the roof is funny; it’s damn annoying after 10 or 20 times.

When I’m at a game, that’s bathroom time. I try to time it just before the song (two outs) and hope for neither an extended inning nor a one-pitch out. Showing one’s disgust for the song (from both an aesthetic [Kate Smith - ugh!] and atheistic point) is a no-no in Yankees’ Stadium.

While watching the game on TV, I have a remote and I’m not afraid to use it!

My personal pet peeve? Playing about six seconds of the “Stomp, Stomp, CLAP” of “We Will Rock You” and ending just as soon as crowd participation is actually getting going. Especially if you cut it in the middle of the pattern. Damn it! Just let the fucking thing play for twenty seconds or so, it gets the people involved and it doesn’t leave half of them looking/feeling like dumbasses for stomping/clapping after the music stops.

Enjoy,
Steven

Perhaps they need to dig up that Austin Powers, “YEEAAAH BABY!!!” clip again!

I’ve only heard that one 432543543544354354 times at sporting events.

I’m with the OP on this one. I am so sick of patriotism being shoved down my throat since Sept. 11. The proper day to end the playing of God Bless America was Sept 12 2002.

I don’t think our minor league team here plays it. Besides, the 7th inning strech is usually when they cut off beer sales, so I have more important things to do.

And, no, watching 50 year old heterosexuals celebrate with the YMCA isn’t my idea of a good time either.

If you get God Bless America, consider yourself lucky. At Twins games, we get the Jingoist National Anthem of “God Bless the USA” by Lee Fucking Greenwood in the 7th inning of every game.

“At least I know I’m free” – since when is that an “at least” statement, you rat bastard? Why do you make me feel ashamed to be proud of my country?

Now I’m mad about it again.