# Pitting Honeybadger

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 7, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183 "2018-03-07T15:40:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/201 "2022-10-23T11:47:26Z")

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It is profoundly bizarre. I know a decent number of gay men, mostly via work.

Some are flamboyant, some are subtle. Some are flirtacious, some are introverted. Some are talkative about their lives, others are not.

The only conclusion I can draw, given my experience with “the gay lifestyle” is that “they” are consummate professionals who excel in their line of business

I realise this is observer bias, but I cannot really see any other common thread that ties my gay friends and colleagues together aside from business acumen and sexual orientation.

If that is the “gay lifestyle” then I need to reconsider my life choices. I could be rich!

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/202 "2022-10-23T13:49:31Z")

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I’ve read his post several times, and I’m not sure if he’s saying that pronouns made his totally not gay porn-watching girl ogling red blooded conservative male “friends” fuck each other, or if he’s saying they always fucked each other but he didn’t notice until the liberals invented pronouns.

This obsession with pronouns coming from people that obviously failed second grade grammar and think pronoun means “a word I don’t like” is hysterical, and I wouldn’t be surprised if some moronic state legislatures actually outlawed the use of pronouns.

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/203 "2022-10-23T23:30:05Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> I wouldn’t be surprised if some moronic state legislatures actually outlawed the use of pronouns.

OMG I live in Texas. No doubt we are going to be first. (hanging head in shame and removing pronouns frantically)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/204 "2022-10-23T23:37:52Z")

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My bet would be Florida. They already have the “don’t say gay” law.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/205 "2022-10-24T09:11:56Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> This obsession with pronouns coming from people that obviously failed second grade grammar and think pronoun means “a word I don’t like” is hysterical, and I wouldn’t be surprised if some moronic state legislatures actually outlawed the use of pronouns.

Please begin that petition! It’ll be awesome to see the reactions to it.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/206 "2022-10-24T15:47:19Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Please begin that petition! It’ll be awesome to see the reactions to it.

FTFY,

“Please begin gay petition! Gay’ll be awesome to see the reactions to gay!”

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/207 "2023-06-01T19:15:22Z")

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Just laid a massive turd in the Biden thread: “Biden the most divisive and hateful President in recent memory”?! Must have a very short memory. No cites or quotes of any sort given, of course, nor will I be holding my breath waiting for any.

Plonked for good this time too.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/208 "2023-06-01T19:19:05Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Just laid a massive turd in the Biden thread: “Biden the most divisive and hateful President in recent memory”?!

Actually, it was even worse than that

> Biden has done more to sew [sic] hatred and division in this country **than any president in U.S. history**

What about Andrew Johnson? Or Andrew Jackson? Or Donald Fucking Trump???

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/209 "2023-06-01T19:22:36Z")

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It’s such an odd comment. What kind of news sources could he have? He’s posting from some alternative universe. Biden seems so laid back and inclusive, I just don’t see how anyone can see him as hateful.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/210 "2023-06-01T19:25:47Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> I just don’t see how anyone can see him as hateful.

I’d bet racists think Biden’s not too fond of them.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/211 "2023-06-01T19:27:43Z")

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I guess? Does Biden actually say anything hateful about anyone? I suppose I don’t follow his speeches that closely.

Back to the subject at hand, HBDC is extremely confused, and it’s evident in all of his threads.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/212 "2023-06-01T19:33:21Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> HBDC is extremely confused, and it’s evident in all of his threads.

I thoroughly enjoy the way they, inevitably, flow;  
Lets talk about _X_.  
No I didn’t mean _X_ I meant _Y_!  
Returns to talking about _X_.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/213 "2023-06-01T19:34:58Z")

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Man, that sums it up perfectly.

ETA: There’s another poster with a similar handle, starts with an H, that I always confuse with HBDC. Similarly confused on all things. Anyone know who I’m thinking of? I can’t remember. (who’s confused now??)

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/214 "2023-06-01T19:37:50Z")

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Why, it’s almost like he gets all his news from a limited number of heavily biased sources and primarily carries out in-person ‘conversations’ with like minded people or people who feel (due to etiquette or personal relationships) they have little choice but be expounded to one-sidedly by the crazy-sounding older gent who’s clearly a few bricks shy of a handful.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/215 "2023-06-01T19:43:43Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> What about Andrew Johnson? Or Andrew Jackson? Or Donald Fucking Trump???

Or fucking [Woodrow Wilson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodrow_Wilson_and_race). Really it’s an appallingly ignorant statement any way you look at it.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/216 "2023-06-01T20:08:35Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> There’s another poster with a similar handle, starts with an H, that I always confuse with HBDC. Similarly confused on all things. Anyone know who I’m thinking of? I can’t remember. (who’s confused now??)

Is it the long-banned HurricaneDitka?

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**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/217 "2023-06-01T20:09:55Z")

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HeyHomie

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/218 "2023-06-01T20:10:41Z")

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It’s HeyHomie. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/219 "2023-06-01T20:51:31Z")

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I just became aware if him today. Racist asshole is racist and an asshole.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/220 "2023-06-01T20:53:34Z")

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Hey, that’s just not right

HBDC is an equal opportunity bigot, not just a racist!

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