# Pitting Honeybadger

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 7, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183 "2018-03-07T15:40:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1061 "2024-03-08T00:43:54Z")

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Just look in any toilet. If corn can survive GI distress of such magnitudes, it can survive anything

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1062 "2024-03-08T00:56:22Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Could corn cobs be used in a fusion reactor to create electricity? I mean, it’s possible, right?

Under enough pressure, I don’t see why not. Corn on tbe cob doesn’t have any particularly heavy metals in it, so it should be possible to use as fusion fuel if you have enough\* of it.

\*Enough to form a star out of it, that is.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1063 "2024-03-08T01:05:42Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Could corn cobs be used in a fusion reactor to create electricity?

Absolutely. Especially if you have a Mr Fusion unit.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1064 "2024-03-08T01:12:55Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> But now I realize it must stand for “Not Corn on the Cob”

There might be a kernel of truth to this.

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**Author:** ![Capn\_Carl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Capn\_Carl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capn_Carl)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1065 "2024-03-08T01:16:40Z")

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OhMyDawg there’s some funny shit here.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1066 "2024-03-08T05:49:38Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Could corn cobs be used in a fusion reactor to create electricity?

Technically, yes, but you’d have to remove the kernels first. Fusion ignition in small artificial reactors requires a temperature of at least 100 million degrees Celsius (much higher than in stars) and since the cob acts as an insulator (or possibly a heat sink – it was never clear from the previous discussion – maybe it was both) such temperatures could never be reached even with the most intense focused radiation because AIUI the cob would just radiate the heat away from the kernels, preventing thermonuclear ignition.

AFAICT the only way to ignite fusion in an intact corncob and counteract the cooling effect of the cob is to throw the whole thing into a supermassive black hole. This, however, is not seen as a practical source of energy from corn. It’s considered more practical to throw corncobs into the core of a conventional uranium fission reactor. After the usable energy has been extracted, the corn can be planted, thus producing more corn in an endless cycle of free energy. Why this hasn’t already been done is not clear.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1067 "2024-03-08T05:53:01Z")

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So what you’re saying is that if I buy an insulated sink and fill it with corn, then put it in a hole, I can plug my toaster into it?

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1068 "2024-03-08T05:58:33Z")

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The only way to know for sure is to try it and see.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1069 "2024-03-08T08:40:54Z")

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You can plug a toaster into nearly anything. Whether it can toast things while plugged into that thing is another story.

I have a feeling (so I’m convinced that it’s true, and I will endlessly argue that it is) that if you plug a toaster into a piece of toast, you can then drain the toastiness from that toast as power to toast another piece of bread. The original toast will go back to being untoasted bread.

I’m basically a scientist you know.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1070 "2024-03-08T10:29:54Z")

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I was hoping that someone, somewhere, had made a sourdough bread powered battery (like a potato or lemon battery) and was sorely disappointed by Google.

I will revive my sourdough starter and give it a try, for science.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1071 "2024-03-08T15:43:50Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> > Could corn cobs be used in a fusion reactor to create electricity?
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> Absolutely. Especially if you have a Mr Fusion unit.

I just watched that clip, it would have made for a nice ‘cite’ if Doc had pulled corn out of the trash to use as fuel.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1072 "2024-03-08T16:56:07Z")

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What he did pull out was random enough that I assume a corncob would work.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1073 "2024-03-08T17:35:32Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> So what you’re saying is that if I buy an insulated sink and fill it with corn, then put it in a hole, I can plug my toaster into it?

I think it’s true. At least, there were a lot of hits when I Googled “inserted right into the cornhole”. They are probably about this weird source of power.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2024, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1074 "2024-03-09T23:24:28Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> At least, there were a lot of hits when I Googled “inserted right into the cornhole”.

[![](https://i.etsystatic.com/20234042/r/il/b0afb8/4134908536/il_fullxfull.4134908536_h3o0.jpg) ](https://i.etsystatic.com/20234042/r/il/b0afb8/4134908536/il_fullxfull.4134908536_h3o0.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1075 "2024-03-10T03:20:17Z")

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Well that is funny.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1076 "2024-05-05T06:00:58Z")

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Fucking HBDC is being super inconsistent:

> [@How is trump still a viable candidate for president? Really, how?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-trump-still-a-viable-candidate-for-president-really-how/983949/1370):
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> I have despised Donald Trump since long before he ran for president. But seeing what is going on in this country has exposed the need for someone like him. Someone needs to clean house and he is the only one that can get the support needed to do that.

“I hate him but he’s the only one to clean house?”

The fucker is the one that took a house that was dirty and made it into a fucking hoarders house!

Several people in the thread are being far more polite (P&E) and asking for specifics, cites, and, you know, examples and evidence, but followers of -_this_- thread know that HBDC when not trolling, is 100% based on feelings, random thoughts, and “this seems reasonable” rather than, you know, fucking evidence, cites, or the capacity for rational thought.

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**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1077 "2024-05-05T06:45:47Z")

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Rational critical thoughts to stupid fucks like you means don’t challenge what you say. Go fuck yourself.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1078 "2024-05-05T06:54:20Z")

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But you haven’t challenged anything. Your just parrot right-wing wharrgarbl.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1079 "2024-05-05T06:55:28Z")

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> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#):
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> Rational critical thoughts to stupid fucks like you means don’t challenge what you say.

We are always very interested in rational critical thoughts. Please let us know when you start having some.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-honeybadger/810183/1080 "2024-05-05T10:22:57Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> Fucking HBDC is being super inconsistent:

That quote is straight out of the NY Times Pitchbot. “I have always hated Trump, but if Biden can’t do something about college protests, I will be forced to vote for Trump a third time.”

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