# Pitting iiandyiiii **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 24, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781 "2016-07-24T16:14:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/41 "2016-07-24T18:36:23Z")
Oh yer trying, no doubt about that… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/42 "2016-07-24T18:38:12Z")
> [@DerekMichaels00](#): > > I’m generally left of center, I have some positions left (abortion, **LGB** rights, economics, environment), some positions right(foreign policy, worldview), and some dead-center, like race relations and police. The always-to-one-side stuff isn’t what I expected from a site like this. You were careful to leave the T off that initialism, weren’t you? LGBT is the usual way to express it; you **really** don’t like transsexuals, but we already knew that. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/43 "2016-07-24T18:38:13Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Lucky you! Mine was for making a joke about Canadians. I was pitted for beating someone to a Weird Earl submission. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/44 "2016-07-24T18:45:10Z")
Guess the little coward ain’t coming back. Maybe he decided he was coming up short on supporters. Not even one small bit of agreement. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/45 "2016-07-24T18:46:24Z")
Sure, lots of people are defending him but only a jerk would have six i’s in his name. Regards, ii74westyiii ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/46 "2016-07-24T18:46:57Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Sure, lots of people are defending him but only a jerk would have six i’s in his name. > > Regards, > > ii74westyiii You left out an i. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/47 "2016-07-24T18:51:38Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > You left out an i. 2andy4 is better written iiandyiv … couldn’t find the “v” on your keyboard? – watchwolfil ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/48 "2016-07-24T18:52:50Z")
Poor **andy** , I bet you’re so disappointed. Came all this way in your posting career for your first pitting, and this is all you got. OP needs a ‘too short for this ride’ rule. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/49 "2016-07-24T18:56:34Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Poor **andy** , I bet you’re so disappointed. Came all this way in your posting career for your first pitting, and this is all you got. OP needs a ‘too short for this ride’ rule. In all seriousness, as much as I love the Dope, I’m touched that so many Dopers seem to have positive things to say about me. I love you all too! ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/50 "2016-07-24T19:00:01Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > You left out an i. See what I mean? The troll only chose such a stupid name so he could bitch at people like me with old eyes for whom the i’s all run together. every post I make, this guy almost follows me, so he can crow, “you left out an I! You left out an I!” ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/51 "2016-07-24T19:00:42Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > In all seriousness, as much as I love the Dope, I’m touched that so many Dopers seem to have positive things to say about me. I love you all too! You can’t have my BudLight … ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/52 "2016-07-24T19:05:02Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > In all seriousness, as much as I love the Dope, I’m touched that so many Dopers seem to have positive things to say about me. I love you all too! “Don’t be so humble - you are not that great.” - Golda Meir. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/53 "2016-07-24T19:09:40Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > In all seriousness, as much as I love the Dope, I’m touched that so many Dopers seem to have positive things to say about me. I love you all too! Awww! You are too cute and we lurve you too. However, I know if this was me, I’d be expecting more. Kinda how on Christmas morning, you hope your grandparents got you the latest electronic gadget, only to find underwear beneath the tree. Sad. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/54 "2016-07-24T20:37:49Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > But not you, at least based on your posts – cowardly, ignorant bigots aren’t worthy of the US armed forces. > > Fix yourself and grow up, or stew in your vile, bigoted, disgusting and cowardly juices. And I’ll add lying to the list, considering all the bullshit lies you’ve spewed about me in the first post of this thread. Stay away from the US military, coward. There’s no place in it for cowardly, ignorant, and dishonest bigots. > [@jsgoddess](#): > > You are a vile, bigoted, hateful, small-minded, idiotic, vicious moron. And those are your good traits. > [@QuickSilver](#): > > You’re a bigoted imbecile, **DerekMachaels00** , and your _always-wrong-but-never-in-doubt_ posting history is a testament to your lack of intellect & character. Instead of pitting your betters, work on trying to become a better human being. > [@Colibri](#): > > Whatever position you take, it’s generally ineptly and stupidly presented and defended. Regardless of the issue, you’re one poster I would never want to have on my side, because you invariably make whatever side you’re on look bad. Quoted for emphasis. These things need to be said to and about the OP often and repeatedly. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/55 "2016-07-24T20:42:21Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Awesome, my first pitting! . . . Congratulations! It’s like being blooded in the hunt, or earning your Heidelberg scar. Too bad the guy in question is such a weakling. It’s like having Webigail Vanderquack trying to stab Captain America with a kitchen knife. The only thing that keeps it from being totally pathetic is how cute it really is. > [@elucidator](#): > > As long as its not the Dutch! Hating them isn’t bigotry, its just plain old common sense! The Dutch: Threat or Menace? Become part of Americans United to Beat the Dutch! Stop them before they turn all the world’s seas into polders and make us eat cheeses wrapped in red wax. The next tulip you see might be over your own grave! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/56 "2016-07-24T20:58:23Z")
I’m so happy that the schadenfreudic glee I felt on seeing the title and originator of this thread was fulfilled. ---
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/57 "2016-07-24T21:14:50Z")
You don’t pit the low-level muscle. You have to go for the kingpin. ---
**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/58 "2016-07-24T21:29:18Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Stay away from the US military… Finally something I can get behind. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/59 "2016-07-24T21:31:51Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Awesome, my first pitting! Oh, no you don’t. It doesn’t count when the Pitter is going to have his ass handed to him 100x over in his Pit thread. 🙂 As for the OP… fighting your ignorance is a full time job. **Iiandyiiii** has the patience of Job to take that on! ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781/60 "2016-07-24T21:35:26Z")
You do stellar work, iiandyiiii. It’s a shame that your first pitter was so … unsatisfying. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-iiandyiiii/760781.md?page=4)