# Pitting Max\_S

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 8, 2022, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074 "2022-02-08T00:26:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 49

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/961 "2023-06-14T14:27:15Z")

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Holy Mother of God! I had checked out of that thread because it seemed like The Other Waldo Pepper had invaded it, but man did Max\_S bring his inimitable combination of stupidity and racism to great effect!

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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/962 "2023-06-14T14:31:19Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> After a year, I’m still trying to figure out where you can get food delivered from 25 miles away.

I meant a 3 vs 25 mile round trip in that post. 13 miles was about the limit of our service area when I delivered.

ETA: Double checked and it was 10 miles, not 13.

~Max

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/963 "2023-06-14T14:36:12Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#):
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> inimitable

If only such a combination of stupidity and racism really were inimitable.

Can you even imagine what such a world would look like?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/964 "2023-06-14T15:08:48Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> Can you even imagine what such a world would look like?

Sure, I’ve seen the utopian world of Star Trek. Maybe some day.

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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/965 "2023-06-14T15:32:48Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> equating race to getting a tan.

Getting a tan _doesn’t_ change my race. It changes my skin color, not my race. If I am mistaken for a Mexican or Cuban, it is still a mistake.

~Max

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/966 "2023-06-14T15:41:57Z")

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What if you’re mistaken for someone who isn’t a racist?

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/967 "2023-06-14T16:14:46Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Topped with a sprinkling of “sometimes it’s rhetorically useful to dehumanize people in order to make a point” which comes off as infuriating self-justification from a long-proven racist.

**Max\_S** abuses so much of the “No True Scotsman Fallacy” that Scottland Yard has a big dossier on him… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/968 "2023-06-14T16:24:52Z")

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Scotland Yard is in London. It’s not a true Scotland yard.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/969 "2023-06-14T16:31:51Z")

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[Foghorn Leghorn]  
I said, I said… It’s a Joke, Son!!..  
[/Foghorn Leghorn]

😉

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/970 "2023-06-14T16:33:06Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#):
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> Scotland Yard is in London. It’s not a true Scotland yard

99.78% on the Dope scale of things likely to happen was someone making this post.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/971 "2023-06-14T16:38:27Z")

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I put “[channeling Max]” before my post but somehow it got deleted.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/972 "2023-06-14T16:40:29Z")

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That’s fine, I looked at the joke and said to myself, _“Myself, someone is going to post the Scotland Yard is in London”._

So for me at least, this worked out great.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/973 "2023-06-14T16:43:08Z")

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TIL that enclosing things in \> and \< (but the other way around) in this board software causes it to become invisible.

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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/974 "2023-06-14T16:52:36Z")

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Use backslashes beforehand, like this \\<something\\>

> \<something\>

~Max

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/975 "2023-06-14T22:16:15Z")

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The dude is straight up trash. I wish people would stop making excuses for him, if someone is racist, that person is a piece of shit.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/976 "2023-07-03T02:39:09Z")

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I’m seeing several people once again arguing with Max\_S about race in the following thread.

[https://boards.straightdope.com](https://boards.straightdope.com) /t/well-it-looks-like-if-you-run-a-business-it-s-a-okay-to-discriminate-against-certain-customers-based-on-your-religious-beliefs/986409/162

Link broken out of politeness. Once again, Max is telling people who he is, and persons are trying to argue from a position of reasonableness. I salute you all, especially @DavidNRockies who seems to be forcing themselves to be respectful, but suggest you remind yourself of his past body of work in this thread, or at least take a moment to vent (again). 🙂

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/977 "2023-07-04T17:52:17Z")

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I perceive bog-standard, pre-Trump, Federalist style arguments in that thread. I’m not a Max\_S connoisseur, but if there’s bigotry there it’s covered by layers of legalistic shellac.

I agree with Max that you can find precedent for the decision. He couches some of his arguments in the language of plausibility - I agree with him insofar as the decision clears that low bar. Here’s a discussion of the case I found helpful: [Are wedding websites protected speech? Or protected conduct? – Kevin Drum](https://jabberwocking.com/are-wedding-websites-protected-speech-or-protected-conduct/)

There are a number of tradeoffs involved in this case between conflicting rights. As a citizen, I think I have grounds for suspicion that the decision was arrived at for reasons other than first principles given the sharp cleavage between liberals and reactionaries in the court, as well as a few of the specious arguments in the majority opinion. Kevin Drum characterizes:

> The majority bases its decision on a very thin distinction indeed: Smith, they say, is innocent of illegal discrimination because she has said she will happily serve LGBT customers; she just won’t sell them what they want. Soyomayor is unimpressed with this sophistry

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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/978 "2023-07-04T22:18:06Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> Kevin Drum characterizes:
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> > The majority bases its decision on a very thin distinction indeed: Smith, they say, is innocent of illegal discrimination because she has said she will happily serve LGBT customers; she just won’t sell them what they want. Soyomayor is unimpressed with this sophistry

Why am I reminded of the argument that teh gays are perfectly free to get married. Just not to each other.

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/979 "2023-07-04T22:25:45Z")

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“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”

― Anatole France

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-max-s/959074/980 "2023-07-04T22:26:33Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> Kevin Drum characterizes:
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> > The majority bases its decision on a very thin distinction indeed: Smith, they say, is innocent of illegal discrimination because she has said she will happily serve LGBT customers; she just won’t sell them what they want. Soyomayor is unimpressed with this sophistry

I would like to see someone tell this person “Oh, we’ll certainly put an advertisement in our publication for you. It will be overlaid with a banner saying “homophobic asshole”. We’re happy to serve you - we just won’t give you exactly what you want.”

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