# Pitting myself for acting like a dumbass. (sorry for the long post) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069 "2005-07-04T23:10:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/21 "2005-07-06T23:17:11Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > The Question is dating Huntress. He is doing just fine for himself. That probably won’t last long considering Huntress is a psycho and The Question is a psycho who doesn’t shower regularly. Besides, The Question will always love Ayn Rand anyway and every other woman will be second best. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/22 "2005-07-06T23:32:48Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Like I said we made fun of each other a lot. I grabbed her tits, she called me gay because I was close to my friends, etc. Ah, young love. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/23 "2005-07-07T00:25:12Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > Ah, young love. :rolleyes: Hey, take it easy Rilchiam. She just laughed and punched me in the face when I did that. She knew I was just kidding around but I should have clarified that in my post. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/24 "2005-07-07T03:08:32Z")
Wait a second. Is this girl green with perky boobies? Dude, forget what Wally and Conner say, hit it. Besides she’s cheating on you and you’re getting kicked off the planet. Awesome dopername. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/25 "2005-07-07T03:43:25Z")
> [@Wolfian](#): > > Wait a second. Is this girl green with perky boobies? Dude, forget what Wally and Conner say, hit it. Besides she’s cheating on you and you’re getting kicked off the planet. > > Awesome dopername. Hey, another comic fan. I thought we were starting to go the way of the dinosaur. Anyway, thanks for the compliment. I’m a big Kyle Rayner fan ever since he first showed up to kick Hal’s ass. To me he will always be THE Green Lantern because without him the Corps would have never been restarted. Now that you mention it I shouldn’t complain about my girl troubles, hell, look at Kyle with Jade cheating on him after he left the planet and his other girlfriend being shoved in a fridge by Major Force. I have **nothing** on Kyle in that department. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/26 "2005-07-07T05:01:04Z")
Check in Cafe Society. All sorts of comic fans hang out there. ---
**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/27 "2005-07-07T13:27:30Z")
I thnk you should have sex with this Laura girl. and quit being mean to her yo. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/28 "2005-07-07T15:21:36Z")
> [@zuma](#): > > I thnk you should have sex with this Laura girl. and quit being mean to her yo. Hey, zuma. Don’t **START** with me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/29 "2005-07-07T15:41:00Z")
_welcomes the fellow comics fan to Cafe Society–and the rest of the board–with a quick goddess-of-love smooch_ The answer? Just be honest and upfront and _ask_ her, mate. There’s no better way to find out if she wants to hang out with you. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/30 "2005-07-07T18:25:27Z")
> [@zuma](#): > > I thnk you should have sex with this Laura girl. and quit being mean to her yo. I’m sorry, **zuma** , did you miss the three previous warnings I handed out in this thread over these on-the-sly sock accusations? Cut it out. You’ve been warned. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/31 "2005-07-07T18:45:18Z")
Okay, here’s the deal: Accusations of sockdom or trolling are _not_ to be made on this board. If you feel someone is a sock or a troll, send your concerns to us in an e-mail. This is an old rule and it’s easily understood, so none of you should be playing this game. The _next_ person who makes a direct or indirect sock and/or troll accusation in this thread will be suspended for a week. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/32 "2005-07-07T18:53:55Z")
[del]The Speedoman lays the smackdown![/del] (Sorry **Skip** pleasepleasedon’tkillme! _cowers_) ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069/33 "2005-07-07T19:01:45Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Hey, zuma. Don’t **START** with me. 🙂 Right. You’ve already had your one account. Good-bye. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-myself-for-acting-like-a-dumbass-sorry-for-the-long-post/311069.md?page=1)