# Pitting  Second Stone and Stranger On A Train

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 8, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541 "2010-10-08T22:37:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/1 "2010-10-08T22:37:36Z")

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Where are you?

One last time.:dubious:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13005563#post13005563](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13005563#post13005563)

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/2 "2010-10-08T22:40:41Z")

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> [@adhay](#):
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> Where are you?
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> One last time.:dubious:

.

From your lips to the ears of your choice of Gods. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/3 "2010-10-08T22:43:04Z")

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Thanks, **s** \*.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/4 "2010-10-08T22:46:02Z")

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Just ban this fuckwit already, willya? He’s going to keep posting his indecipherable bullshit until you do. Call it an act of mercy, like when Old Yeller got rabies.

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/5 "2010-10-08T22:49:13Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Just ban this fuckwit already, willya? He’s going to keep posting his indecipherable bullshit until you do. Call it an act of mercy, like when Old Yeller got rabies.

You are my write-in candidate for chief mod.

But please let the pitted show up (one would do) before you close it.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/6 "2010-10-08T22:59:33Z")

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Why the fuck should they show up? You haven’t stated why you’re pitting them. Past experience shows that you probably won’t. You’ll just post random bullshit, attention whoring for your own perverse amusement. If you start a thread, you need to bring some fucking content…content that makes some kind of sense…or just don’t start the fucking thread in the first place.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/7 "2010-10-08T23:00:30Z")

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Explain why they are being pitted.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/8 "2010-10-08T23:03:43Z")

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> [@PlainJain](#):
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> Explain why they are being pitted.

G\* only knows.

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/9 "2010-10-08T23:06:55Z")

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They know why I’m pitting them. Stay out of it, please.

While you’re at it chief mod, add **BrainG** \* to the titular usual suspects.

He/she is this lawyer turned librarian with a bunch of suggestions for positive thinking.

**BG**?

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/10 "2010-10-08T23:07:51Z")

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So let me get this straight–your OP links to a thread that has neither SS or SoaT in attendance, the OP of which is another link to another thread which also doesn’t feature SS or SoaT in attendance.

We’re not mind-readers, shithead.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/11 "2010-10-08T23:08:52Z")

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Don’t reply to this thread. It just encourages him.  
ETA: D’oh!

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/12 "2010-10-08T23:10:18Z")

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> [@adhay](#):
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> They know why I’m pitting them. Stay out of it, please.

> [@ArchiveGuy](#):
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> We’re not mind-readers, shithead.

And **SS** and **SoaT** probably aren’t mind-readers either, I’d bet.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/13 "2010-10-08T23:10:46Z")

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> [@adhay](#):
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> They know why I’m pitting them. Stay out of it, please.

Fuck off asshole, this is a public message board.

ETA: If you wanted to discuss this without interference you should have PM’d them. I’ll be glad when the banhammer falls.

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/14 "2010-10-08T23:11:20Z")

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> [@PlainJain](#):
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> Explain why they are being pitted.

They know.

If none show up, I’ll put this OP anywhere else.

Suggestions?

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/15 "2010-10-08T23:13:27Z")

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> [@ArchiveGuy](#):
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> So let me get this straight–your OP links to a thread that has neither SS or SoaT in attendance, the OP of which is another link to another thread which also doesn’t feature SS or SoaT in attendance.
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> We’re not mind-readers, shithead.

Check your ego at the door, pull up a chair and listen.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/16 "2010-10-08T23:13:30Z")

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> [@adhay](#):
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> If none show up, I’ll put this OP anywhere else.
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> Suggestions?

Guys, guys, I know he gave you the setup – don’t go for it.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/17 "2010-10-08T23:16:38Z")

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> [@adhay](#):
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> > [@PlainJain](#):
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> > Explain why they are being pitted.
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> They know.
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> If none show up, I’ll put this OP anywhere else.
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> Suggestions?

I suggest that you go out and buy a 4x6" lined paper notepad, and write the OP there. And then bury the pad at the bottom of your sock drawer. And then you should possibly set fire to the sock drawer - though honestly that part’s not _strictly_ necessary.

And **descamisado** , why not? If he wants to prostrate himself for my amusement, must I refrain from pointing and laughing?

And of course if he ever got around to actually _saying anything coherent_, he has as much a right to do so as anyone else. Though at this point I’m not holding my breath.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/18 "2010-10-08T23:17:00Z")

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> [@descamisado](#):
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> > [@adhay](#):
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> > If none show up, I’ll put this OP anywhere else.
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> > Suggestions?
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> Guys, guys, I know he gave you the setup – don’t go for it.

Well, I doubt it would fit there, anyway, unless he’s a medical oddity.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/19 "2010-10-08T23:17:08Z")

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Nevermind. I’m much too slow on my iPhone.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-second-stone-and-stranger-on-a-train/556541/20 "2010-10-08T23:17:48Z")

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> [@adhay](#):
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> > [@PlainJain](#):
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> > Explain why they are being pitted.
> 
> They know.
> 
> If none show up, I’ll put this OP anywhere else.
> 
> Suggestions?

Actually, you WON’T put it anywhere else. Just try. A friendly suggestion from a Moderator, me.

**samclem** Moderator.

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