# Pitting Teabaggers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 13, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035 "2012-06-13T17:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![5f4super](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/b5ac83/32.png) [@5f4super](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5f4super)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/1 "2012-06-13T17:25:34Z")
Sad to say I did not write this but it reads like I did. > **[A letter to the illiterate.](https://fucktheteabaggers.wordpress.com/2010/10/27/hello-world/)** > > Dear bug eaters, Shut the fuck up. Just for five fucking minutes. We know you want to end taxation. We know you don’t care that every reputable economist on the goddamned fucking planet has tried t… ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/2 "2012-06-13T17:45:21Z")
Congratulations. You seem to have hit every one of the stereotypes. May even have invented a few new ones. ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/3 "2012-06-13T17:47:27Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > Congratulations. You seem to have hit every one of the stereotypes. May even have invented a few new ones. The author did, anyway. This is wholly cut and pasted from someone else’s original 2010 blog entry. Very weak. ---
**Author:** ![Hbns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hbns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbns)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/4 "2012-06-13T17:53:30Z")
Not the “teabaggers” I was expecting. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/5 "2012-06-13T17:58:39Z")
Reported for violating the Board’s rules about copyright. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/6 "2012-06-13T18:12:21Z")
Wow, that is really, really long. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/7 "2012-06-13T18:13:44Z")
That’s what _she_ said. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/8 "2012-06-13T18:14:19Z")
😕 When was this written? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/9 "2012-06-13T18:16:16Z")
I’m sad to say I didn’t write The Hobbit, but it reads like I did. [http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What\_is\_the\_first\_paragraph\_in\_%27The\_Hobbit%27](http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_first_paragraph_in_%27The_Hobbit%27) > [@](#): > > In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. Need I go on? ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/10 "2012-06-13T18:31:50Z")
I enjoyed reading it. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/11 "2012-06-13T18:36:18Z")
> [@campp](#): > > I enjoyed reading it. Hobbit was OK, but the Lord of the Rings was much better. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/12 "2012-06-13T18:36:59Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > I’m sad to say I didn’t write The Hobbit, but it reads like I did. > > [http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What\_is\_the\_first\_paragraph\_in\_%27The\_Hobbit%27](http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_first_paragraph_in_%27The_Hobbit%27) > > Need I go on? OMG! That’s the second remarkable coincidence I’ve seen in this thread. I can’t wait to see what \*\*Monkey with a Typewriter \*\*posts. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/13 "2012-06-13T18:40:43Z")
> [@5f4super](#): > > Shut the fuck up for five fucking minutes, just for once. A town hall meeting is not for screamers. Why do you support a Nazi policy? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/14 "2012-06-13T18:41:20Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > OMG! That’s the second remarkable coincidence I’ve seen in this thread. I can’t wait to see what \*\*Monkey with a Typewriter \*\*posts. “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.” ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/15 "2012-06-13T18:47:12Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > 😕 When was this written? Yeah, isn’t this rant aged about two years? Where is the so called Tea Party doing and saying these things now? The Tea Party has been assimilated into the Republican main stream. Not even the ‘liberal’ media speak of it much anymore. For a follow up question, **5f4super** , are any of your posts going to have any redeeming value or original thought, in the future? Because your 50 odd posts so far have nothing. And they are odd posts. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/16 "2012-06-13T18:50:25Z")
> [@5f4super](#): > > You lost the goddamned fucking presidential election, you bastards. > > Go away! Um, you do realize there’s going to be another one, right? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/17 "2012-06-13T18:56:34Z")
Guys, go easy on 5f4super. He’s pretty busy taking care of his kids and doesn’t always have the time to post timely rants on this board. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/18 "2012-06-13T19:00:45Z")
> [@5f4super](#): > > Sad to say I did not write this but it reads like I did. > > [A letter to the illiterate. | Fuck the Tea Baggers](http://fucktheteabaggers.wordpress.com/2010/10/27/hello-world/) > > Dear bug eaters, > > Shut the fuck up. Just for five fucking minutes. > > We know you want to end taxation. We know you don’t care that every reputable economist on the goddamned fucking planet has tried to explain to you inbred sisterfuckers that austerity budgets and tax breaks for billionaires and transnational corporations makes joblessness worse, not better. It makes the recession worse, not better. It makes the deficit worse, not better. > > But you don’t care what experts have to say, do you, knuckle-draggers, because all you care about is what makes you feel better. And what makes you feel better, apparently, is waddling up and down the street with powdered wigs… I couldn’t get past this part without commenting. What the fuck is this bullshit! I’ve been looking for powdered wigs for like two years now. Who the hell has all these powdered wigs and where can I get one? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/19 "2012-06-13T19:05:12Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I couldn’t get past this part without commenting. > > What the fuck is this bullshit! I’ve been looking for powdered wigs for like two years now. Who the hell has all these powdered wigs and where can I get one? Have you tried the [Wigsphere](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaZKx_nXaCs)? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035/20 "2012-06-13T19:16:17Z")
Wow, 5f. Just wow. Congratulations on winning the SDMB’s Most Incredibly Fucking Stupid Post Of the Decade award. And at the same time, I gotta wonder what the author you plagarized from was shooting/sniffing/smoking/snorting/whatever to come up with so much bullshit in one post. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-teabaggers/625035.md?page=2)