# Pitting the Chicago Bears

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 2, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155 "2003-09-02T16:16:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/21 "2003-09-03T16:43:50Z")

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Item number 2 gets closer:

[http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=insidedishtroublebrewing&prov=tsn&type=lgns](http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=insidedishtroublebrewing&prov=tsn&type=lgns)

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> Dissension is building in Chicago between the coaching staff and front office, specifically between general manager Jerry Angelo and coach Dick Jauron. Sources close to the organization say Jauron and his staff think Angelo and the front office have dumped key veterans – such as OLB Rosevelt Colvin, DT Ted Washington and OT James Williams – in an attempt to handcuff Jauron and his staff in '03. The rumor is that Angelo has current LSU coach Nick Saban in mind as Jauron’s replacement in '04, and that all of Angelo’s moves are geared toward building a young, talented team for a year from now. …

Say goodnight Dick. . .

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/22 "2003-09-03T17:05:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*I’m not sure I ever said I liked Kordell. \*\*

Bah.

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> **I’m not sure I ever said I thought the Bears were going to be great this year. You see, the SEASON HASN’T EVEN STARTED. The Bears are my favorite team, and have been since I was about ten, but I am able to step back and judge them objectively each year, rather than assuming they’re going to win it all every season. I don’t even think the Bears will beat the Packers this year…but what’s new.**

Why are you throwing ice water on a fun thread? Back to trash talking!

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/23 "2003-09-03T17:21:07Z")

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jarbabyj,

The Bears sucking has little to do with whether or not the season has started, what their record is, who their quarterback may be and everything to do with the fact that they simply suck regardless of time, space or dimension.

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**Author:** ![greck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ab992/32.png) [@greck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greck)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/24 "2003-09-03T19:19:22Z")

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Don’t make me sic Brian Urlacher on you! (go lobos!)

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/25 "2003-09-03T20:05:03Z")

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As long as you’re going to be logical, Gangster :rolleyes:

Beagledave is a Packer fan who is fun to trash talk with because he’s able to admit that sometimes the Bears are good, and I even admit to him when the Pack looks good. He’s a good football fan.

“sucking regardless of time, space or dimension” is kind of hard to come back to unless we want to go for three pages saying ‘nuh - uh!’

I will always hate Brett Favre as a person, regardless of what team he plays for, but I am also able to see where my team lies in the spectrum, AND where yours is. The NFC North is probably for the Pack to win for the next few years…but I doubt it’ll get you to the Superbowl.

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/26 "2003-09-04T02:44:10Z")

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P.S. I’m rooting for Chicago. They no longer are in the same division with the Bucs, I like the uniforms, and they have drafted a slew of Gators. Hence, I am required by law to root for them. Rex Grossman could really thrive if he doesn’t get too many concussions too early. He’s got a quick release and a good head. You’ze guys have got Alex Brown still, right?

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/27 "2003-09-04T02:52:19Z")

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Wilbur Marshall and Neal Anderson played on a pretty decent Da Bears team back in the mid-1980s. Perhaps that wasn’t in this dimension? String theory and all that.

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**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/28 "2003-09-04T10:53:28Z")

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Which team do you have in mind when you call them Queens?  
I know i disdain football, but am curious anyway.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/29 "2003-09-04T13:32:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by anya marie \*  
> \*\*Which team do you have in mind when you call them Queens?  
> I know i disdain football, but am curious anyway. \*\*

The Minnesota viKINGs. Get it? Instead of kings, queens? okay, okay, it’s juvenile. But most football bravado is.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/30 "2003-09-04T14:14:03Z")

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Yeah Beagle, I was curious about what dimension the 2001 13-3 season was in as well. Lucky break or no lucky break, they certainly didn’t SUCK two years ago…

but whatever. SWAMI PREDICTS BOTH TEAMS LOSING ON SUNDAY! What a way to start the damn season.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/31 "2003-09-04T14:45:05Z")

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FAVRE

not FARVE

GAAH

Look, I hate the guy and hope and pray that on Sunday, Chris Hovan sacks him and Favre’s arm falls off, but for god’s sake, it’s only _pronounced_ Farve. It’s _spelled_ Favre.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/32 "2003-09-04T15:20:59Z")

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WHo said I was trying to be logical, jarbabyj?

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/33 "2003-09-04T15:39:43Z")

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_Garcia back to pass. Oh my! Alex Brown hits him between the shoulder blades, forcing the fumble, Todd Johnson picks it up and scampers in for the TD!_

**Ian Scott lands on FAV’RE, that’s gotta hurt! Ball comes loose, LaFavor falls on it!**

Or, that’s what I’m hoping for anyway. It could be Da Gators North. Da—da-da-da-dum…

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/34 "2003-09-04T16:36:24Z")

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I don’t know Gangster, but smack talk isn’t really fun unless it’s THE WEEK OF THE GAME (which I’m having a Pack Sucks birthday party this year, complete with Favre, Madden pictures on my dart board 😃 ), or you’re willing to concede ANYTHING.  
Saying “Bears suck no matter what!” is just…silly. Pack is a great team, and the Bears were great when the Pack sucked, and that’s what makes the rivalry so great.

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**Author:** ![Frank\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Frank\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_2)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/35 "2003-09-04T18:00:50Z")

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Shouldn’t the title for this thread be **Pitting the Chicago Bears Presented by Bank One**? 🙂

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/36 "2003-09-04T19:00:35Z")

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Can I at least get an AMEN that the “Mistake by the Lake” (presented by Bank One™) is one butt ugly stadium renovation?

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/37 "2003-09-04T20:20:27Z")

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It’s ugly, but I hear from the inside it’s one of the nicest places to see a game, and it has TWICE, TWICE I TELL YOU, the number of bathrooms the old Soldier Field had. Plus, this October, they’re opening it up for free and showing PSYCHO on the big screens! Should be fun 😃

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/38 "2003-09-07T21:14:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gangster Octopus \*  
> \*\*WHo said I was trying to be logical, jarbabyj? \*\*

You’re right **GO**.

How can we expect logic from a Packer fan?

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/39 "2003-09-07T21:56:37Z")

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So far the Bears are having an interesting first game. They’re down by 26 points at halftime.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-chicago-bears/199155/40 "2003-09-07T22:17:02Z")

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29 points now.

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