# Pitting the English for complaining about the weather

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 5, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160 "2003-08-05T18:19:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/21 "2003-08-06T00:13:49Z")

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I guess you may aswell pit a certain _cough_ New Yorker, too.

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**Author:** ![messiah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3e96dc/32.png) [@messiah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/messiah)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/22 "2003-08-06T00:31:54Z")

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You lucky bastards!

Down here I’m having to cope with everybody whinging at the ridiculously cold temps, gets down to as low as 17C during the day, brrrrr, wrap up well lads. Nobody going out at night, not at 7C, freeze the balls of… (Well the freezing point of brass is about 900C, which is quite warm really, but you get the point).

P.S. Canberra officially recorded its lowest temperature at 55 Kelvin.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/23 "2003-08-06T00:43:43Z")

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Hey, look who’s back from the dead! A man with whom I had a beer or two in Amsterdam, on St. Patricks day, 2 years ago now. How’s it going down under?

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**Author:** ![Dravin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dravin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dravin)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/24 "2003-08-06T00:56:19Z")

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> I beg to differ, but with windchill it was about -40 or so in February. Not complaining, but that is seriously cold unless you are an eskimo

That’s nothing, try 50ish to 60ish below, without such pansy excuses as wind chill.

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**Author:** ![messiah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3e96dc/32.png) [@messiah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/messiah)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/25 "2003-08-06T01:07:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> **a beer or two in Amsterdam**

A beer or 2 or 20. Life’s good thanks, hoping that stinking heatwave will last another week or two, until I get to London for a summer break.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/26 "2003-08-06T01:08:40Z")

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**jjimm** – That’s so disgusting I can’t even contemplate coming back with something competitive. Dear oh dear … . .

Anyway, well spotted, **Coldie** ; He is the **messiah!**.

Last I heard you were off to some god-awful piss pot in the middle of the Pacific, and it wasn’t even Oz ( 😃 ).

Hope you’re holding the natives at bay - what are you doing in Queensland ?

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**Author:** ![messiah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3e96dc/32.png) [@messiah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/messiah)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/27 "2003-08-06T01:44:57Z")

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**L\_C** , that piss pot was Vanuatu, I can only handle the place a few weeks at a time, too little to do, too much kava to sup, (a drink that tastes even worse than **jjimm’s** little thirst quencher). Came to QLD to get back to civilization, (itself in short supply along with water and good pubs, here on the gold coast).

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/28 "2003-08-06T02:31:36Z")

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> I beg to differ, but with windchill it was about -40 or so in February. Not complaining, but that is seriously cold unless you are an eskimo

Well, okay, _this_ winter, but this was the coldest it’s gotten in the eight years I’ve been here - and I know that because it was the first time the winter here reminded me of Winnipeg.

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**Author:** ![Reuben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@Reuben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reuben)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/29 "2003-08-06T07:49:27Z")

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I’ve been seeing a lot of media bitching about how ‘hypocritical’ etc we Brits are for moaning about how poor the summers are then whining about the real heat as soon as it comes.

**Clue for the clueless:** The people whinging about too little / too much heat are DIFFERENT SETS OF PEOPLE. Not the ‘same people’ at all.

Count me in the ‘too much’ camp this week - I can’t stand the heat. But you’ll never hear me complaining about too little. I like it that way.

Just when you think you’ve seen / read it all… **jjimm** , you are beyond disgusting and should probably be hanged for that remark! It’s lucky for you that the few remaining royalists aren’t the kind of minority that bitches and whines about ‘offence’.

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/30 "2003-08-06T08:10:27Z")

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You think the English are bad? The Irish are complaining about the heat here - it’s up to 25 this week :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/31 "2003-08-06T08:14:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ooga booga \*  
> \*\*Cite please, because I’m calling bullshit \*\*

You’re right. I’m calling bullshit on myself. Bloke on the telly said it, see, and I took him at face value. I’m starting to suspect he was talking about the in-the-sun temperature rather than the shade temperature. According to [this](http://www.brunei-online.com/bb/mon/aug4w22.htm):

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> The highest temperature, 45.5 centigrade, was recorded in the Andalucian city of Sevilla.

That’s only 113.9°F.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/32 "2003-08-06T09:25:35Z")

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And meanwhile, in the far north of scotland, it’s 16 centigrade.

I tell you, this heatwave’s killing me. If it keeps up like this I’m going to have to take my jumper off.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/33 "2003-08-06T09:31:36Z")

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Here’s [another claim](http://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=700&ArticleID=568059) from the press, a little higher:

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> the temperature in [Benidorm] hit 49C (120F) - the hottest for 38 years

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/34 "2003-08-06T09:46:01Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by messiah \*  
L\_C, that piss pot was Vanuatu, I can only handle the place a few weeks at a time, too little to do, too much kava to sup, (a drink that tastes even worse than jjimm’s little thirst quencher). QUOTE]  
Vanuatu ! That was it. God, it sounds very fringes of civilisation/empire.

Presumably there’s runnning electricity but no hope of Internet, etc.

Anyway, nice to see you still around !

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/35 "2003-08-06T09:47:17Z")

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Bollocks ! The feckin’ weather made me do it . . .

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**Author:** ![Aro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@Aro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aro)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/36 "2003-08-06T10:46:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ruadh \*  
> \*\*You think the English are bad? The Irish are complaining about the heat here - it’s up to 25 this week :rolleyes: \*\*

Come on, anything over 16C is ‘shorts only’ weather. 25C is crazy hot for us. My skin starts to panic when it reaches 20C.

It’s all relative. 😉

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/37 "2003-08-06T10:55:40Z")

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Well, I’m just glad I now have my own office where I can control the climate myself. I’m sure my former boss has the AC set to Arctic temperatures this week.

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**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/38 "2003-08-06T11:03:34Z")

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it’s 100 bloody degrees in London today. That’s just not acceptable. Thank god for pubs.

ps Coldfire: Marijuana is legal here too. So are hookers.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/39 "2003-08-06T11:07:54Z")

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'twill be a good year for the blackberries though; this heatwave came at just the right time.

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**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-english-for-complaining-about-the-weather/193160/40 "2003-08-06T11:26:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by London\_Calling \*  
> \*\ ***jjimm** – That’s so disgusting I can’t even contemplate coming back with something competitive. \*\*

I can. Haggis.

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