# Pitting the National Socialist Underground **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 18, 2011, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-national-socialist-underground/603326 "2011-11-18T08:01:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-national-socialist-underground/603326/41 "2011-11-21T15:53:35Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > You know who else was a National Socialist? I laughed at this far more than I should have. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-national-socialist-underground/603326/42 "2011-11-21T17:03:44Z")
> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#): > > Nazis! Why did it have to be Nazis?! At least they didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor again…otherwise, **QSH** would be on a roll… ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-national-socialist-underground/603326/43 "2011-11-21T17:13:11Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > There’s a big Nazi in the plane, Jock! I am tired of these motherfuckin’ Nazis on this motherfuckin’ plane! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-national-socialist-underground/603326/44 "2011-11-21T17:38:10Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > At least they didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor again…otherwise, **QSH** would be on a roll… Which is why we nuked Berlin, and still with these Nazis! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-national-socialist-underground/603326/45 "2011-11-22T02:26:34Z")
[Esoteric Nazis](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_Nazism) are interesting, however. See [_The Black Sun,_](http://www.johnreilly.info/blasu.htm) by Nicholas Goodrick-Clarke. ---
**Author:** ![Fish\_Cheer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fish_cheer/32/17179_2.png) [@Fish\_Cheer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Cheer)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-national-socialist-underground/603326/46 "2011-11-22T21:56:01Z")
To quote from [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6012197#post6012197) classic thread: > [@No, your magical Christ nail DIDN'T win WWII for us](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-your-magical-christ-nail-didnt-win-wwii-for-us/297308/32): > > You want a good ol’ pot-boiler of a read? Find a copy of _Yellow Peril_ by Richard Jaccoma (1978). It’s got everything; The Spear of Longinus, the Mafia, Tantric sex rituals, Hitler and Julius Streicher, Yetis, Lubbavicher Rebs in cahoots with oriental criminal masterminds, anal sex, and Dacoits, for starters. Oh, but: > [@No, your magical Christ nail DIDN'T win WWII for us](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-your-magical-christ-nail-didnt-win-wwii-for-us/297308/34): > > Just wanted to clarify: The yetis _dont_ have anal sex with the Nazis. > > Sorry if this spoils it for you. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-national-socialist-underground/603326/47 "2011-11-22T22:25:53Z")
Pitting Nazis? I can’t believe someone had the balls to “go there.” Joe ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-national-socialist-underground/603326/48 "2011-11-23T23:09:49Z")
Last I checked, my penis _dont_ look swastika-shaped. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-national-socialist-underground/603326.md?page=2)