# Pitting the world's worst funeral director

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-worlds-worst-funeral-director/225037>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 18, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-worlds-worst-funeral-director/225037 "2004-01-18T01:49:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-worlds-worst-funeral-director/225037/21 "2017-06-29T23:01:38Z")

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I thought this thread was ABOUT **coffinman** and all the bumping. Dude, knock it off!!

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-worlds-worst-funeral-director/225037/22 "2017-06-29T23:43:34Z")

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Yeah, what the fuck, dude? Trying to drum up some business?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-worlds-worst-funeral-director/225037/23 "2017-06-30T02:28:54Z")

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People are just dying to Pit.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-worlds-worst-funeral-director/225037/24 "2017-06-30T02:45:11Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> I thought this thread was ABOUT **coffinman** and all the bumping. Dude, knock it off!!

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. How can this guy possibly think we need his input on all of these old threads?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-the-worlds-worst-funeral-director/225037/25 "2017-06-30T02:46:44Z")

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We have a new definition of jerk now.

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