# Pitting TMWTGG for stealing thread ideas

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 24, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897 "2003-12-24T20:25:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/21 "2003-12-25T05:41:09Z")

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Well colour me clueless as well

I don’t read SA forums so it isn’t as if I am sitting thinkin “I already read that!” and it would be two different sets of poster so different lines and books:confused:

'sides most of my first lines haven’t been guessed!😃

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**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/22 "2003-12-25T05:57:04Z")

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Every post is copied from somewhere.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/23 "2003-12-25T06:12:38Z")

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Every post is copied from somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/24 "2003-12-25T06:34:34Z")

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An infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually come up with a flirt thread.

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/25 "2003-12-25T10:46:28Z")

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This post is a completely original post, the likes of which have never been seen by mortal beings before.

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**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/26 "2003-12-25T12:12:49Z")

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How many of those monkeys are currently posting in MPSIMS?

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**Author:** ![Chief\_Crunch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@Chief\_Crunch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Crunch)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/27 "2003-12-25T18:12:22Z")

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tl;dr

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**Author:** ![agiantdwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8c91f0/32.png) [@agiantdwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agiantdwarf)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/28 "2003-12-25T18:15:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Chief Crunch \*  
> \*\*tl;dr \*\*

what

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/29 "2003-12-25T18:19:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Chief Crunch \*  
> \*\*tl;dr \*\*

omg b&

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**Author:** ![Dryga\_Yes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@Dryga\_Yes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryga_Yes)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/30 "2003-12-25T19:43:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Chief Crunch \*  
> \*\*tl;dr \*\*

way to rage against the machine chief :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/31 "2003-12-25T20:37:28Z")

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OK, these last four replies completely lost me. Translation?

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**Author:** ![agiantdwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8c91f0/32.png) [@agiantdwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agiantdwarf)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/32 "2003-12-25T22:09:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by singular1 \*  
> \*\*OK, these last four replies completely lost me. Translation? \*\*

“tl; dr” stands for “too laconic; don’t run.”

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/33 "2003-12-25T23:11:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by agiantdwarf \*  
> \*\*“tl; dr” stands for “too laconic; don’t run.” \*\*

Actually, it’s blog speak for “too long; didn’t read”.

Haj

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/34 "2003-12-26T02:24:18Z")

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Dammit, I do the same thing, but do I get Pitted? NOOOOOO! :mad:

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/35 "2003-12-26T02:28:10Z")

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“too long; didn’t read” makes \* a lot\* more senes than “too laconic; don’t run.” WTF would “too laconic;don’t run” even mean?

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**Author:** ![Themis00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@Themis00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Themis00)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/36 "2003-12-26T02:38:26Z")

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i dunno. i justt two drunck!111 ☹

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**Author:** ![Bivens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Bivens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bivens)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/37 "2003-12-26T02:50:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by singular1 \*  
> \*\*OK, these last four replies completely lost me. Translation? \*\*

With pleasure.

“tl;dr” = too long, didn’t read. Posting that after a long thread completely negates the point of the original poster and is disrespectful. Bannable offense.

“what” = One-word answers are the equivalent of forums diarrhea. You can ask what in the hell the OP meant to say, but just a “what” (or macro just saying “what”) is bannable.

“omg b&” = shorthand for “oh my god, banned”. Used by armchair moderators.

“way to rage against the machine there, chief” = a parody of satirization of young suburban angsty teenagers who find solace in Rage Against the Machine, The Cure, and other such funk/rap/metal bands.

My name is Bivens, and I’ve been a goon since June 23, 2003. Y’all run a pretty tight ship here 🆒

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/38 "2003-12-26T02:53:55Z")

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We already know you’re inbred and stupid, **Themis00**. Being drunk ain’t gonna make things much worse.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/39 "2003-12-26T08:42:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Bivens \*  
> \*\*  
> “way to rage against the machine there, chief” = a parody of satirization of young suburban angsty teenagers who find solace in Rage Against the Machine, The Cure, and other such funk/rap/metal bands.  
> \*\*

OMGWTF!!?!1!?

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**Author:** ![Bivens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Bivens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bivens)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-tmwtgg-for-stealing-thread-ideas/220897/40 "2003-12-26T08:55:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Darth Nader \*  
> \*\*OMGWTF!!?!1!? \*\*

Angst is angst, talent notwithstanding 🙂

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