# Pitting UltraVires **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 22, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-ultravires/821734 "2018-09-22T16:05:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 645
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-ultravires/821734/645 "2022-04-10T19:29:28Z")
> [@Airline passenger arrested for Masturbating 4 times during flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airline-passenger-arrested-for-masturbating-4-times-during-flight/962333/177): > > There doesn’t need to be a judicial resolution of it. The solution is clear on its face. You move the woman to another seat; have her switch with some MMA type strong dude flying alone. If nothing else happens, great. If MMA dude says that the guy is wanking it, you now have two people and the woman is believed. If the woman complains that a second guy is wanking it, maybe you then think that she was making it up. UV is getting downright biblical (old testament, even): > [@Deuteronomy 22:23-24](#): > > 23 If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, 24 you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you. She’ll either get a witness and be believed, or she must be making it up! --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-ultravires/821734)._