# Pitting WTC official myth dr. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 17, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732 "2009-01-17T10:11:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jessesheeran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@jessesheeran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessesheeran)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/1 "2009-01-17T10:11:08Z")
New thread coming someday. Waiting until m good n ready ---
**Author:** ![Collaborator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Collaborator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Collaborator)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/2 "2009-01-17T10:18:26Z")
umm… wtf? ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/3 "2009-01-17T10:29:36Z")
**Collaborator** , check out [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=502056). This is a totally fake pitting. It was planned way in advance just to drum up support. Plus, we don’t even have a videotape of **jesse** making this post. We can have a video of Osama bin Laden and his fake CIA double, but there’s no video of a Doper making a post? I blame the FBI. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/4 "2009-01-17T10:37:45Z")
Have you been huffing on the insane glue that takes the reason prisoner? ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/5 "2009-01-17T11:33:55Z")
Is a ‘myth dr.’ a person who mends myths after they get their legs broken by the cold, hard baseball bat of reason? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/6 "2009-01-17T11:37:57Z")
Snarky comment concerning **jessesheeran** coming someday. Waiting until m good n ready ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/7 "2009-01-17T12:02:20Z")
Can you wait a few months before starting the next one? I need that time to get the explosive charges in place in the adjacent threads and create 20-odd Saudian Arabian socks to blame it on. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/8 "2009-01-17T13:10:32Z")
**jessesheeran** , I just want to say that I’m looking forward to not having to see your posts anymore. I’m not expecting to have to wait long. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/9 "2009-01-17T14:12:15Z")
Jesse - you’re an idiot. You’re stupid. You’re not good enough for this place, and you’re dragging it down. Do us all a favor and go away instead of following that same old tired pattern of irritating everyone until someone can finally come up with a reason to ban you. I have seen this same shit over and over and over and over on these boards, and it no longer amuses me. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn you’re doing it deliberately, since it’s been done so very many times in the past, but honestly I don’t care if you are or not. You’re tiresome, predictable, and a waste of everybody’s time. Leave. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/10 "2009-01-17T14:23:57Z")
Jesse has already admitted she won’t change her mind in the face of facts or well-reasoned arguements, so I’m certain this won’t become a clusterfuck. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/11 "2009-01-17T14:37:14Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > You’re tiresome, predictable, and a waste of **everybody’s** time. Leave. Regardless of my own opinion of Jesse’s posting habits, please don’t presume to speak for me. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/12 "2009-01-17T15:12:29Z")
> [@jessesheeran](#): > > Waiting until m good n ready Wonderful. Look what ‘txtng’ has done for the world. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/13 "2009-01-17T15:20:28Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Wonderful. Look what ‘txtng’ has done for the world. Wonderfulle, looke what progrefs hath done for the worlde. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/14 "2009-01-17T15:23:37Z")
> [@jessesheeran](#): > > New thread coming someday. Waiting until m good n ready Maybe \*\*jessesheeran \*\*has accepted her roasting fate and is just choosing the flavor of sauce to apply. ---
**Author:** ![jessesheeran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@jessesheeran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessesheeran)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/15 "2009-01-17T15:24:34Z")
it said buy the vowels lulzzzzzzzzzzzzz i don’t think i can post a new thread on WTC right now. i have too many things to do, and i decided that if i pitted us all here right now that would give us all more time to analyse each others posts (as in one less thing to do), and that would be better for all of us, dont u agree, its hard for me to beleive that you wouldn’t like more time later for yourself, since you weren’t doing anything right now… ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/16 "2009-01-17T15:25:59Z")
Has this person contributed one thing of value here so far? ---
**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/17 "2009-01-17T15:30:44Z")
yeah, he’s making me laugh out loud. You have to admit that that is of some value, if only the tiniest bit of it. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/18 "2009-01-17T15:32:02Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > Has this person contributed one thing of value here so far? No. (why yes, **jessesheeran**! This makes things better, it does save time!) ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/19 "2009-01-17T15:32:13Z")
Jessie’s posts are among the most entertaining things on the internet lately. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732/20 "2009-01-17T15:37:34Z")
> [@jessesheeran](#): > > it said buy the vowels lulzzzzzzzzzzzzz > i don’t think i can post a new thread on WTC right now. i have too many things to do, and i decided that if i pitted us all here right now that would give us all more time to analyse each others posts (as in one less thing to do), and that would be better for all of us, dont u agree, its hard for me to beleive that you wouldn’t like more time later for yourself, since you weren’t doing anything right now.. Tell you what…if you’re too busy to post a new thread on the WTC right now, how 'bout you skip it entirely? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-wtc-official-myth-dr/481732.md?page=2)