# Pixar non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 22, 2019, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425 "2019-07-22T02:19:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/1 "2019-07-22T02:19:25Z")
_No capes!_ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/2 "2019-07-22T03:35:34Z")
There’s a snake in my boot! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/3 "2019-07-22T11:00:31Z")
If you want to bet on something, bet on your own life! ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/4 "2019-07-22T12:44:19Z")
You sly dog. You got me monologuing! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/5 "2019-07-22T13:08:02Z")
You HAVE **POWERS**! Yeah, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/6 "2019-07-22T15:25:16Z")
Squirrel! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/7 "2019-07-22T15:38:44Z")
Shoo, fly, don’t bother me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/8 "2019-07-22T16:29:09Z")
You. Are. A TOY!!! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/9 "2019-07-22T16:58:48Z")
I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/10 "2019-07-22T18:35:08Z")
What’re you lookin’ at, ya hockey puck? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/11 "2019-07-22T19:00:27Z")
Sorry, I don’t speak bear. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/12 "2019-07-22T22:28:45Z")
That’s not flying. That’s falling with style. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/13 "2019-07-23T05:04:15Z")
Wonderful. Now go away. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/14 "2019-07-23T06:42:37Z")
One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy, and suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/15 "2019-07-23T15:01:18Z")
I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/16 "2019-07-23T21:24:11Z")
Done properly, parenting is a heroic act. Done properly. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/17 "2019-07-23T21:36:12Z")
This. Is. Not. About. You! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/18 "2019-07-23T23:09:38Z")
I swear, if I hadn’t promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn’t kill you, I would kill you! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/19 "2019-07-24T03:17:28Z")
I’m telling you, you gotta help me! Don’t leave me here! I’m in Hillbilly Hell! My IQ’s dropping by the second! I’m becoming one of _them!_ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/20 "2019-07-24T03:50:27Z")
Wait a minute here, they’re just using the same actor over and over! What kind of cut-rate production is this? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425.md?page=2)