# Pixar non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 22, 2019, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425 "2019-07-22T02:19:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/21 "2019-07-24T13:59:19Z")
You’re not affiliated with me! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/22 "2019-07-24T15:42:22Z")
Congratulations San Francisco, you’ve ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/23 "2019-07-24T16:08:37Z")
I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/24 "2019-07-25T01:06:22Z")
You’ve got a playdate with destiny! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/25 "2019-07-25T01:28:25Z")
I cannot _believe_ we are waltzing right up to the factory! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/26 "2019-07-25T03:16:29Z")
I must scream it to the world, my excitement from the top of someplace very high. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/27 "2019-07-26T11:54:01Z")
Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.” Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead! ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/28 "2019-07-26T12:15:26Z")
Great. Now I’m the bad guy. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/29 "2019-07-26T12:29:49Z")
To infinity and beyond! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/30 "2019-08-15T18:20:54Z")
Adventure is out there! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/31 "2019-09-01T00:13:48Z")
Forget it, Jake, it’s Cloudtown. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/32 "2019-09-01T01:24:05Z")
Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/33 "2019-09-01T02:07:48Z")
I create feelings in others that they themselves don’t understand. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/34 "2019-09-01T03:02:41Z")
“He touched the butt!!” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/35 "2019-09-01T04:33:30Z")
If my figures are correct: Toy Story - 6 A Bug’s Life - 2 Toy Story 2 - 0 Monsters, Inc. - 1 Finding Nemo - 1 The Incredibles - 9 Cars - 5 Ratatouille - 0 WALL-E - 0 Up - 4 Toy Story 3 - 1 Cars 2 - 0 Brave - 1 Monsters University - 0 Inside Out - 2 The Good Dinosaur - 0 Finding Dory - 0 Cars 3 - 0 Coco - 0 Incredibles 2 - 1 Toy Story 4 - 0 Tangled - 1 (which is not actually a Pixar movie) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/36 "2019-09-01T18:14:38Z")
No, Buzz. I _am_ your father. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/37 "2019-09-01T18:27:43Z")
He can protect me, like my friends. This is Fury. He protects me from the creatures that crawl in the night. This is Destructor. She protects me from mosquitoes. This is Dream Crusher. He protects me from having unrealistic goals. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/38 "2019-09-01T18:29:49Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > No, Buzz. I _am_ your father. Shouldn’t that be: No, Buzz. _I_ am your father. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/39 "2019-09-01T21:21:44Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Shouldn’t that be: No, Buzz. _I_ am your father. Nope. See at 1:21 here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GerXJVoOeJA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GerXJVoOeJA) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixar-non-sequitur-thread/837425/40 "2019-09-04T00:39:17Z")
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