# Pixie cuts on straight women.  Why God Why?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 13, 2014, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389 "2014-09-13T14:25:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/141 "2014-09-22T14:41:15Z")

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I’m sure I’ll get used to Big Bang Theory’s Penny with her short hair in a hurry. I don’t care if she is straight or gay or wears her hair long or short, most women are beautiful in their own way.

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**Author:** ![MrsTime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@MrsTime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrsTime)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/142 "2014-09-22T15:32:50Z")

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Some women simply look better in short hair. I am one of those.

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**Author:** ![llcoolbj77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@llcoolbj77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llcoolbj77)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/143 "2014-09-22T19:38:32Z")

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> [@monstro](#):
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> I’d love to have a real pixie cut. But my hair is too curly for the requisite bangs. So I just [work](http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac113/tishrobertson/me.jpg) with what I have.

You are stunning. Your hair suits your face.

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**Author:** ![Lowdown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Lowdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lowdown)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/144 "2014-09-22T21:35:39Z")

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Huh. I’m a straight guy and I think pixie cuts are sexy as hell. Short hair in general is pretty hot. I don’t have to move shit out of the way to get to the neck.

It’s gotta be easier to maintain and a lot more comfortable in hot weather. I’ve never had long hair so I don’t know if that’s true.

What’s not to like?

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**Author:** ![jayrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jayrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayrey)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/145 "2014-09-22T22:03:57Z")

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> [@SpoilerVirgin](#):
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> We also don’t have to be dateable.

AMEN! And, yes, I have a longish pixie cut. Have been frequently told that it is a very attractive style on me. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/146 "2014-09-22T23:12:24Z")

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> [@boytyperanma](#):
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> Is Tinkerbell gay? This threads got me all confused.

Tink is definitely a fairy.

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**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/147 "2014-09-23T09:01:39Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> OH _Nooooooo_! But I work out! That’s manly, right?? ☹

Nothing’s manlier than being gay since you don’t have to poison yourself with the femininity of \<spits\> _women_. Gay guys are so manly only other manly men will suffice. The ancient Greeks had this all figured out.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/148 "2014-09-23T09:20:26Z")

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> [@marshmallow](#):
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> Nothing’s manlier than being gay since you don’t have to poison yourself with the femininity of \<spits\> _women_. Gay guys are so manly only other manly men will suffice. The ancient Greeks had this all figured out.

“Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is _that?_ You _win_ sex against a man; that’s as straight as it gets.”

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/149 "2014-09-23T20:13:45Z")

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[Audrey Hepburn](http://www.elegantwoman.org/images/audrey-hepburn-hair-style.jpg). _drops mic_

The same voices that demonize feminism also demonize short hair as being “unfeminine”. It’s an attempt to define “feminine” as being “primarily concerned with looking attractive to men”. It’s an attempt to limit women’s authority and agency. It’s no coincidence that long hair is currently en vogue in a time of such determined assaults on feminism.

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**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/150 "2014-09-24T16:44:03Z")

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If I woman am on speaking terms with [Mom, girlfriend, potential girlfriend, coworker, friend, waitress] changes her hair (cutting, coloring, wearing it differently), my standard comment is “I liked it before, I like it now, I’ll like it the next time you change it.” And it’s true.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/151 "2014-09-24T19:03:15Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Half hawk

[Half Hawk](http://www.geocities.ws/buckrogers_nz/images/hawk_koori_wallpaper1024.jpg)?

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pixie-cuts-on-straight-women-why-god-why/698389/152 "2016-03-02T20:15:59Z")

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I know this thread is a zombie, but someone linked to it, and I didn’t see it in 2014.

There’s an old movie (Cypher) with Lucy Liu. I never thought much about her looks before, but I never thought she was an especially attractive actress. Her acting was fine, and that’s all I cared about. But in this movie, she was so pretty! I was kinda surprised. I thought it was maybe because it was a few years old when I saw it, and her being younger? She was wearing a short assymetrical bob, and as the movie progressed I was thinking that was it. I’d never seen her without her characteristic long hair.

At the end of the movie, she ripped off what was a wig. Wow. She immediately went back to being just o.k. looking to me.

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