# Pizza dude uncovers alleged rape **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-dude-uncovers-alleged-rape/498697 "2009-06-04T14:42:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-dude-uncovers-alleged-rape/498697/1 "2009-06-04T14:42:17Z")
> **[Did Pizza Deliveryman Stumble on Rape or Consensual Bondage?](https://abcnews.com/US/story?id=7736489&page=1)** > > Was an Atlanta woman's kidnap and rape foiled by a pizza delivery man or was she having an affair with a married man? A pizza man delivers a pizza to a guy and stumbles upon what could be consensual bondage or rape. > [@](#): > > A Tennessee pizza deliveryman who found a woman bound by rope in a remote cabin in the Smoky Mountains thought he was saving her life when he called authorities after she mouthed “Call 911.” > > Pizza man Chris Turner was declared a hero after cops arrested David Jansen, a married father of two, for allegedly kidnapping and raping the bound woman, dismissing Jansen’s claims that the two were simply on a kinky getaway. > > But police investigating the case have since determined that the alleged victim has a history of making false reports of rape and being stabbed, and are now trying to determine what actually happened in the cabin in Sevier County, Tenn. What a weird story. I’m trying to picture a rapist calling for a pizza midway through. If the guy IS a rapist, he’s full of fail. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisBooth12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@ChrisBooth12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisBooth12)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-dude-uncovers-alleged-rape/498697/2 "2009-06-04T18:05:30Z")
I heard about this on the radio the other day. I think its the same story. Yeah pretty crazy. He would have to be the stupidiest rapist/kid napper ever. This kinda reminds me of big sausage pizza. Don’t google at work ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-dude-uncovers-alleged-rape/498697/3 "2009-06-04T18:27:16Z")
This reminds me of an old Family Guy episode. **Quagmire** : Dear diary, jackpot! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-dude-uncovers-alleged-rape/498697/4 "2009-06-04T22:04:14Z")
The woman in the story has a history of making up rapes and ABC News won’t release her name “due to her accusation of sexual assault” Fair enough. No one really knows what happened yet. But there’s not a similar policy when it comes to the guy? The report has no problem not only naming David Jansen by first and last name, but also talking about his home life and that his wife has filed for divorce and is now in hiding. It’s an interesting double standard there. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-dude-uncovers-alleged-rape/498697/5 "2009-06-04T22:42:57Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > But there’s not a similar policy when it comes to the guy? The report has no problem not only naming David Jansen by first and last name, but also talking about his home life and that his wife has filed for divorce and is now in hiding. It is also my understanding that he is a Fugitive. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-dude-uncovers-alleged-rape/498697/6 "2009-06-05T00:04:41Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > The report has no problem not only naming David Jansen by first and last name, but also talking about his home life and that his wife has filed for divorce and is now in hiding. Admittedly, even if he didn’t rape the woman, his wife has a damned good reason to file for divorce. So that’s not really a function of his name being released. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-dude-uncovers-alleged-rape/498697/7 "2009-06-05T00:42:35Z")
> [@Manduck](#): > > It is also my understanding that he is a Fugitive. Wow. Eight hours.