# PIZZA F\*CKIJNG HUT **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 14, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578 "2000-07-14T16:55:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zebbmx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/958977/32.png) [@zebbmx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zebbmx)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/1 "2000-07-14T16:55:50Z")
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME!!! I ORDER A FUCKING LARGE PIZZA 2 ORDERS OF READSTICKS AND A FUCKING 2 LITER BOTTLE OF PEPSI AND PAY 20 SUMTHIN FOR IT WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET? A LARGE PIZZA AND A FUCKING 1 ORDER OF BREADSTICKS WHEN I ASK THE FUCKING KID HE SAYS OHJ SORRY ILL BE BACK GUESS WHAT? HE NEVER CXAME BACK THIS IS THE SECOND TIME!!! I CALLED THEM AND THEY SAY SORRY CANT FIND YOUR ORDER SLIPS OR SOMETHING GAY LIKE THAT THOSE SONS A BITCHES RIPPED ME OFF FOR LIKE 10 FUCKING DOLLARS!!! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/2 "2000-07-14T16:58:11Z")
Yeah. And I really hate how they spell their name with a ‘j’ now. What the fuck is up with that shit!!! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/3 "2000-07-14T16:59:32Z")
Oh you meant pizza hut. Not the place where you go to fuck pizzas. Well I hate them too. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/4 "2000-07-14T17:15:48Z")
> [@](#): > > PIZZA F\*CKIJNG HUT > 2 ORDERS OF READSTICKS > HE SAYS OHJ SORRY > HE NEVER CXAME BACK Didn’t you read their new press release? No drinks for bad spellers. Seriously, though. I’d be pissed too. Those Readsticks sure are yummy! I hate when they do gay things like not being able to find order slips. :rolleyes: :wally ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/5 "2000-07-14T17:18:08Z")
Hey. Shut up. It’s well known that the homosexual community has long had a problem with order slips. ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/6 "2000-07-14T17:18:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zebbmx \* > \*\*THIS IS THE SECOND TIME!!! I ORDER A FUCKING LARGE PIZZA 2 ORDERS OF READSTICKS AND A FUCKING 2 LITER BOTTLE OF PEPSI AND PAY 20 SUMTHIN FOR IT WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET? A LARGE PIZZA AND A FUCKING 1 ORDER OF BREADSTICKS WHEN I ASK THE FUCKING KID HE SAYS OHJ SORRY ILL BE BACK GUESS WHAT? HE NEVER CXAME BACK THIS IS THE SECOND TIME!!! I CALLED THEM AND THEY SAY SORRY CANT FIND YOUR ORDER SLIPS OR SOMETHING GAY LIKE THAT THOSE SONS A BITCHES RIPPED ME OFF FOR LIKE 10 FUCKING DOLLARS!!! \*\* I LIKE when Pizza Hut fucks up my order. Can you say “FREE PIZZA”??!! They just fucked mine up Wed. night I got my order fixed, AND a duplicate order any time I want it. Talk to the manager. Be nice. Turn off your ‘caps lock’ key when you talk to them. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/7 "2000-07-14T21:21:41Z")
Hmmm, curious. I think maybe I’d try a different fucking pizza joint. I dunno what fucking jerkwater town you live in but, if you have a Pizza Hut, I’m certain there’s some other fucking pizza joint you can patronize. Either get over it, or go somewhere else. This stupid topic reminds me of the guy who kept posting here how Taco Bell gave him the drizzlin’ shits every time he ate it. It seems the simple solution is to just stop doing things to irritate yourself. But maybe I’m simple. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/8 "2000-07-14T22:28:34Z")
I think you **are** simple UncleBeer. I mean I’ve found I experience strong pains in both my hand and my jaw when I punch myself, yet according to your marvelous philosophy I’m just supposed to stop. I suppose next you’ll want people to stop jumping off bridges if it results in their death. We need complex answers for a complex society UncleBeer. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/9 "2000-07-14T22:34:28Z")
Yep. A similar thing happened to me. I ordered a medium pizza, one order of breadsticks, and 6 cans of Pepsi. First, the guy forgot my Pepsi all together, then he only came back with four cans. I think he “forgot” the other two because he thought I was cute and wanted to come back again. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/10 "2000-07-14T22:59:15Z")
Pizza the Hut? What a revolting character. I would not eat it either! ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/11 "2000-07-15T01:10:08Z")
Oldscratch and Mouthbreather, you guys are totally cracking me up! HAHA!! Just about spit Koolaid on my keyboard! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/12 "2000-07-15T01:12:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*It seems the simple solution is to just stop doing things to irritate yourself. \*\* I don’t know, **Unc** …sometimes, I’m just in the MOOD for the drizzling shits. Y’know, a day or so after you’ve indulged in a couple of pounds of sharp cheddar and a dozen hard-boiled eggs…things ain’t moving too freely, if you catch my drift… ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/13 "2000-07-15T03:48:25Z")
ROFLMAO!! I worked through my college days at Pizza Hut. Yeah, we got tired, it gets busy, and yeah we screwed up a few orders, but like Mynde said, it usually got you some pretty good freebies, **if you stated your complaint decently**. Our assistant manager was a complete corporate boot-licking basket case and would bend over backwards to accomodate a complaint. Calling up and ranting “PIZZA FUCKING JIZZ JERKING HUT GAY ORDER SLIP FUCKING READSTICK HUMPING PIZZA SQUICK FUCKIJING FELCH HUT” will probably still get you a free pizza in my days, along with some added extras, if you get my drift. 😉 “Remake on the large pan pizza with extra cigarette butts and throat oysters please!!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/14 "2000-07-15T09:38:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*This stupid topic reminds me of the guy who kept posting here how Taco Bell gave him the drizzlin’ shits every time he ate it. It seems the simple solution is to just stop doing things to irritate yourself. But maybe I’m simple. \*\* I did stop eating there, finally. And yes, it does take me some time before I realize things like that. :o ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/15 "2000-07-15T10:42:00Z")
The SECOND time?? What the fuck are you doing giving them a second chance? If you insist on patronizing them again, I don’t recommend bitching at them in any but the nicest tones, either, lest your next pizza come with the \*special[\i] toppings… And here’s a hint…BEFORE you pay, check to make sure the order matches the delivery. ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/16 "2000-07-15T20:06:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bluepony \* > **"PIZZA FUCKING JIZZ JERKING HUT GAY ORDER SLIP FUCKING READSTICK HUMPING PIZZA SQUICK FUCKIJING FELCH HUT"** BAHAHAHAHA!!! Papa John’s _likes_ when I call up and say that. Bluepony, you should write commercials. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/17 "2000-07-16T09:23:33Z")
I just keep saying to myself pizza fucking jizz jerking hut over and over it gots a real good ring to it. roflmaowtsdmf (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with tears streaming down my face) ---
**Author:** ![tbea925](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@tbea925](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbea925)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/18 "2000-07-16T18:08:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zebbmx \* > \*\*WHEN I ASK THE FUCKING KID HE SAYS OHJ SORRY ILL BE BACK GUESS WHAT? HE NEVER CXAME BACK \*\* OJ ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut? Maybe the delivery guy was afraid he would get stabbed or something. That would make it a Pizza Hit. Next time, have AC order the pizza. They can leave it in the Bronco. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zebbmx \* > **THOSE SONS A BITCHES RIPPED ME OFF FOR LIKE 10 FUCKING DOLLARS!!!** Lessee…you order a pizza, they deliver part of what you ordered, and you paid them for the whole order? Who’s the moron here? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bluepony \* > \*\*“PIZZA FUCKING JIZZ JERKING HUT GAY ORDER SLIP FUCKING READSTICK HUMPING PIZZA SQUICK FUCKIJING FELCH HUT” > \*\* Keeper. It reminds me of the old commercial jingle… Lip smackin’ Pizza fucking Jizz Jerking Hut gay order Slip Fucking Readstick Humping Pizzasquick fuckijing Crackerjack! ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/19 "2000-07-17T04:52:09Z")
(to modest applause) “Thank you ladies and germs. No, I won’t be quitting my day job.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![greatsatan666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e480ec/32.png) [@greatsatan666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greatsatan666)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/20 "2000-07-17T19:37:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\*Oh you meant pizza hut. Not the place where you go to fuck pizzas. Well I hate them too. \*\* rotfl Pizza Hut is nasty anyways. They must use the oiliest (sp?) government surplus cheese they can find. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578.md?page=2)