# PIZZA F\*CKIJNG HUT

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 14, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578 "2000-07-14T16:55:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/21 "2000-07-23T01:36:16Z")

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Are you kidding? I love pizza fucking jizz jerking hutt!  
MNMMMM…the crust, the cheese…love it…  
The garlic bread with cheese is the best…

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/22 "2000-07-23T01:44:15Z")

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> Pizza Hut is nasty anyways. They must use the oiliest (sp?) government surplus cheese they can find.

[Homer] MMMMMMMMMMMM Oil [/Homer]

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/23 "2000-07-24T06:45:38Z")

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If they fuck the pizzas at this hut, what do they do with the readsticks?

If it helps, how about the time they refused to believe that I had ordered vegetarian pizzas and refused to correct my order? I had a couple of Muslims in the class I was teaching and every pizza had sausage on it!

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**Author:** ![PRISM02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@PRISM02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PRISM02)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/24 "2000-07-24T07:21:19Z")

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I don’t deal with Pizza Hut.

I dislike their sauce – canned.

I dislike those meat nodules they sprinkle on the pizza. (What the hell are they? Beef, sausage or ham?)

And they pack on too much cheese - thinking that all of us enjoy that sticky, stringy, messy stuff by the pound.

Besides, their idea of ‘extra sauce’ is to wave the ladle over the pizza and what drips off is the extra. I go to small little operations who make their own dough and sauce and want my business.

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**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-f-ckijng-hut/25578/25 "2000-07-24T14:38:34Z")

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I hate Pizza Hut too. But (as I’ve said before), because those fargin iceholes in their marketing department actually planned to deface the moon with their logo (how obnoxious!), until they realized how expensive it would be. So far, they’ve only managed to slap their name on a rocket & part of the ISS.

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