# Pizza Hut feeds 4 children for 1 dollar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-hut-feeds-4-children-for-1-dollar/631624>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 15, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-hut-feeds-4-children-for-1-dollar/631624 "2012-08-15T23:48:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-hut-feeds-4-children-for-1-dollar/631624/1 "2012-08-15T23:48:02Z")

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Not my kids of course, but with my dollar!

In checking out of Pizza Hut and Dominos online ordering pages, they both beg for money. I think it’s kind of shitty, but not strongly enough for a full-pit-rant.

At PH, before I click my order button, there’s an option to feed 4 children for 1 dollar if I want to add it. What the hell are you feeding these kids? Would my kids eat it? 'Cause I’m paying $40 + for a family 3 tonight!

And Dominos wants me to end childhood cancer or something, I forget. No, I don’t like childhood cancer, but neither do I like being prompted for donations just because my wallet’s out.

We donate a lot of money to 4 different causes in the course of a year. College education kind of money. Now that Jr. has started UGA this year, we may have to change some things around.

My point is, I donate to charity, and I hate being prodded out of nowhere for money, and made to feel bad if I don’t participate. Yes, I know THEY don’t make me feel bad, but I do anyway.

Bastards.

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-hut-feeds-4-children-for-1-dollar/631624/2 "2012-08-16T00:03:59Z")

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While I fully agree with your main point (it really sucks to get hit up for $$$ every other time I am in a checkout line, all so the company can later trumpet how much “they” raised for charity) I would love to know exactly WTF you ordered for 3 people to rack up a $40+ bill at a friggin’ Pizza Hut?

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-hut-feeds-4-children-for-1-dollar/631624/3 "2012-08-16T00:07:20Z")

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Yeah that was my though too - aren’t the pizza’s at PH all like $10 now?

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-hut-feeds-4-children-for-1-dollar/631624/4 "2012-08-16T00:07:45Z")

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Why do you hate children with cancer so much? _ **What kind of heartless person are you?** _

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-hut-feeds-4-children-for-1-dollar/631624/5 "2012-08-16T00:25:08Z")

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> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#):
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> While I fully agree with your main point (it really sucks to get hit up for $$$ every other time I am in a checkout line, all so the company can later trumpet how much “they” raised for charity) I would love to know exactly WTF you ordered for 3 people to rack up a $40+ bill at a friggin’ Pizza Hut?

I don’t know what the OP ordered, but:

2 pizzas - $20-24  
2-liter soda - $3  
Breadsticks or wings or dessert - $6  
Tax - $3-4  
“Delivery Fee” - $1-2  
Actual Tip - $5  
Total - $38-44

It adds up damn quick even for a reasonable amount of food. When I order for myself it’s rarely less than $25, though admittedly that lasts me for 2 or 3 meals.

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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-hut-feeds-4-children-for-1-dollar/631624/6 "2012-08-16T01:43:05Z")

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Half Pan Tuscani Meaty Marinara  
Breadsticks (5 pieces sauce is not included)  
Half Pan Tuscani Meaty Marinara  
$13.00

Any Pizza Any Size $10.00 - No Duplicate Toppings  
$11.00

14 Count Mild Buffalo Wings with Ranch  
$7.00  
Delivery Charge   
$2.75  
Sales Tax   
$2.03  
Final Order Total   
$35.78  
Total does not include tip. Please remember  
to show your appreciation to your driver.

Full disclosure, lil’ Ducati will take 2-3 days to eat all that pasta.  
Yep, $1.08 worth of pasta noodles and sauce for $13. Og bless America.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-hut-feeds-4-children-for-1-dollar/631624/7 "2012-08-16T04:14:36Z")

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> [@ducati](#):
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> Yep, $1.08 worth of pasta noodles and sauce for $13. Og bless America.

Not having to clean the spaghetti pot and sauce pot? Priceless! 😃
