# Pizza Parlor Server Down

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 30, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662 "2003-08-30T17:36:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662/1 "2003-08-30T17:36:59Z")

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For the couple dozen of us who are members at both this board and the Pizza Parlor (don’t click that link right away!), I received word from **MouseJstr** , the man who serves as “janitor” over there – meaning he owns and maintains the server and software, and does the hard work in the back rooms, much like **jdavis** over here – that the server will be down until Tuesday, preventing anyone from accessing that board.

Since several people have asked me and I just found out a short while ago, I thought I’d make it public what the story is. (Thanks, **Coldie** , for OKing this!)

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662/2 "2003-08-30T18:20:13Z")

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_:: runs off screaming in horror :eek: ::_

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662/3 "2003-08-30T20:15:38Z")

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Aw man, that really sucks. Now that I’ve finally (I think) got my computer back up and running… permanently, one hopes, I can’t go over there and post any. Thanks **Poly** , for letting us know.

Waves hi to all the PP members from afar! See ya Tuesday. 🙂

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662/4 "2003-08-30T20:28:23Z")

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What? What of the pepperoni???

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662/5 "2003-08-30T20:33:43Z")

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Maybe the Pizza Parlour was [raptured](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=207082), and all of us were Left Behind. 😉

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662/6 "2003-08-30T22:59:37Z")

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Reading the subject line, I thought this was going to be about a waiter taking a dive while trying to get a pizza over to one of his or her tables.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662/7 "2003-08-31T12:21:32Z")

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It’s a bit creepy that happened so soon after my Weird Earl submission gets posted!

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662/8 "2003-09-07T21:38:34Z")

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Have you heard about the prognosis?

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662/9 "2003-09-07T22:20:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wilbo523 \*  
> \*\*Have you heard about the prognosis? \*\*

I just accessed it about 15 minutes ago – did you try again, **Wilbo**?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pizza-parlor-server-down/198662/10 "2003-09-07T23:13:22Z")

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I just accessed it. It’s working fine except for one thing.

It allows cites of NT Scripture only. No OT.

Weird.

;j
