# Pjen, please stop.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 27, 2015, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637 "2015-04-27T11:19:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/21 "2015-04-27T20:45:01Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> Yeah, but they compete in the Olympics as “Great Britain”, which might be a significant psychological hindrance.

I have to admit, it took me forever to figure out where the “Great Britain” curling teams came from. It wasn’t until I heard them referred to as a medal contender in one Olympics that the penny dropped for me.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/22 "2015-04-27T20:49:05Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> You go to hell.

😕

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/23 "2015-04-27T20:52:56Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> 😕

It looks like **RNATB** was answering **Smeghead**. Same time stamp, you just got in seconds before…

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/24 "2015-04-27T20:56:37Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Or the benefits of circumcising declawed cats in anti-vaxxer homes.

A critical aspect of this is whether the cats in an independent Scotland would be given the right to commit suicide without the intervention of the anti-vaxxers in attempting to keep them clawed and with proper foreskins, or whether the DAMNED ENGLISH™ would intervene at the behest of the barbaric American Running Dogs(arr) to keep them alive for their own sinister reasons. I think we need at least 3 threads from Pjen on this in order to really work it out properly…

Maybe 4…

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/25 "2015-04-27T21:11:49Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> 😕

> [@running\_coach](#):
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> It looks like **RNATB** was answering **Smeghead**. Same time stamp, you just got in seconds before…

Nah, I was just being mock-angry about the “Sassenach” line. 😃

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/26 "2015-04-27T21:12:10Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> English. What made you think she was Dutch?

They do tend to put j’s in all kinds of weird places, when they’re not needlessly adding extra vowels.

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/27 "2015-04-27T23:00:19Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> They do tend to put j’s in all kinds of weird places, when they’re not needlessly adding extra vowels.

I apologize for the hiiiiijaaavk, but until you have spent time in Finland you have no idea what a maddening language can look like.

They never met a syllable that couldn’t use a few more a’s and i’s

kirjain k saa erityismaininnan

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/28 "2015-04-27T23:19:46Z")

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My personal favorite, on Ferguson and police culture:

> **[Ferguson- the elephant in the room](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=741872)**
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> Not race, but police culture. Each country chooses (usually unconsciously) many of their social outcomes. Looking at other countries can illuminate what choices have been made. The US has chosen to allow its police officers to shoot to kill as a...

Read it when you need to feel condescended to.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/29 "2015-04-28T00:16:20Z")

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> [@AK84](#):
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> The referendum is over, its was another Culloden, the Union won. It was interesting back in September, but come on. This is literally the only thing you talk about. And it would be actually semi enjoyable if you had something useful to say, but you don’t.

Hey, what’s a Culloden with a massive, long-lasting, Scottish self-pity party afterwards? 😛

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/30 "2015-04-28T00:19:23Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> What made you think she was Dutch?

I thought there was a post in which she said she lived in the Netherlands. I guess I’m wrong.

I don’t follow the Scottish threads, so I’ve mainly encountered Pjen in her threads on crime. Her nationality in these threads seems to be Anti-American.

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**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/31 "2015-04-28T08:29:51Z")

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yes you are wrong, pjen makes a great deal out of the fact of the English origin living in the Scotland and “reluctantly” becoming a rabid scottish nationalist becuase of the evil conservative party dominance in the England contra the good Left laborism of the Scottish, if I have understood correctly the real motivations.

I like following the threads to see the P-ratio, which I have created as the metric to follow. It is the ratio of the number of pjen posts to all other posters in the thread. To fall below 50% is unusual. Like here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=749623](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=749623)  
It is impressive, the industry required for this. of 330 posts, 48% are pjen posts. The P-ratio is virtually 1:1 for all other posters.

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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/32 "2015-04-28T12:28:54Z")

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:eek:. Fuck me, thats obsessive.

[QUOTE=Freddy the Pih]  
There are so many topics yet to be explored. What would be the effect of Scottish independence on world potassium markets  
[/QUOTE]

The glorious nation of Kazakhistan will always rule World Potassium. All those who don’t agree will be execute!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/33 "2015-04-28T13:39:13Z")

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Cleanest prostitutes in the region!

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**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/34 "2015-04-28T13:52:02Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> Yeah, but they compete in the Olympics as “Great Britain”, which might be a significant psychological hindrance.

Fucking Imperialists.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/35 "2015-04-28T13:53:01Z")

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> [@Ramira](#):
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> It is impressive, the industry required for this. of 330 posts, 48% are pjen posts. The P-ratio is virtually 1:1 for all other posters.

That could also indicate an ability to create disinterest in other posters …

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/36 "2015-04-28T13:53:32Z")

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If Scotland and Kazakhstan rule the world potassium market, does that make them banana republics?

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**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/37 "2015-04-28T13:58:39Z")

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> [@Ramira](#):
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> yes you are wrong, pjen makes a great deal out of the fact of the English origin living in the Scotland and “reluctantly” becoming a rabid scottish nationalist becuase of the evil conservative party dominance in the England contra the good Left laborism of the Scottish, if I have understood correctly the real motivations.
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> I like following the threads to see the P-ratio, which I have created as the metric to follow. It is the ratio of the number of pjen posts to all other posters in the thread. To fall below 50% is unusual. Like here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=749623](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=749623)  
> It is impressive, the industry required for this. of 330 posts, 48% are pjen posts. The P-ratio is virtually 1:1 for all other posters.

Yeah, I got a bit pissed off in a similar thread a month ago and pointed it out:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18241965#post18241965](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18241965#post18241965)

> [@\[British\] Unionists putting the \[British\] Union at risk](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/british-unionists-putting-the-british-union-at-risk/715886/29):
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> As of right now:
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> Number of posts: 28 of which  
> 13 Pjen  
> 3 CarnalK  
> 2 Ryan\_Liam  
> 2 Jackmannii  
> 2 Captain Amazing  
> 1 Everyone else
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> Reported for being the same old echo chamber bullshit.
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> Get a fucking blog.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/38 "2015-04-28T14:31:04Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> What sort of tipping practices would an independent Scotland follow?

And would [fly tipping](http://www.scotborders.gov.uk/info/1330/street_care_and_cleaning/841/fly_tipping) become worse without the civilizing British influence?

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/39 "2015-04-28T14:31:44Z")

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Aqueducts.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pjen-please-stop/718637/40 "2015-04-28T14:38:54Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> If Scotland and Kazakhstan rule the world potassium market, does that make them banana republics?

Only if, instead of breaking away, they peel off.

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