# Plain girl, great chest **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541 "2000-07-31T14:06:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/21 "2000-08-01T01:47:21Z")
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have tits. You saw it here first folks! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/22 "2000-08-01T01:57:03Z")
teehee. when i read the title of this thread i thought, “hmm…its a description of me” ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/23 "2000-08-01T02:34:33Z")
I’m looking you up on the SD people pages right now, hypergirl! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/24 "2000-08-01T03:05:45Z")
im not on the people pages yet. but i have a pic if you want it. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/25 "2000-08-01T03:20:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enright3 \* > \*\*10. SNIP > > 1. They have tits. > > You saw it here first folks! \*\* Funny. Not. Some of us notice more than the size of a woman’s breasts. Sorry, I’m a bit touchy today. Hope to be better tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/26 "2000-08-01T03:31:11Z")
I’m not plain, I have a nice chest, and eventually I will be up on the people pages. I like what I look like, and I think the eyes of a person can be their sexiest feature. It just does it for me when a guy has these amazing eyes that just startle you when you first see them. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/27 "2000-08-01T04:02:57Z")
It’s funny - my eyes have been described as sexy; expressive; intelligent; whimsical (don’t ask me); piercing and “the saddest eyes I’ve ever seen.” Can they be ALL these things? If so it depends on my moody when you meet me rather than my eyes. _goes off to practice the sexy phase_ ---
**Author:** ![HomeSlice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9d8465/32.png) [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/28 "2000-08-01T04:13:34Z")
Hell, I go for the face and the body. I guess thats why i havent had a girlfriend in a long time. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/29 "2000-08-01T04:13:57Z")
I ocassionally notice one feature on a guy that outweighs the rest. There was a guy I used to work with who had an incredible body (he was a bodybuilder) but no personality, so I just looked at him but didn’t really want him or anything. Usually I am attracted to guys who’s personality doesn’t match their appearence. Only once have I found a man who had the complete package. But hopefully I will meet another who does _not_ get drunk and grope other women at parties and feel no guilt. _ahem_ Excuse me. My guy friends my age (19-21) are attracted to eye candy - we call them pop tarts - but best friends with good girls without huge fake breasts. We were actually talking about this at work today - 6 out of 7 guys said that the girls they will eventually marry are more like their imperfect friends than their beautiful girlfriends. The other was 16 and really just wants to fuck Christina Aguilera. 'Nough said. Nothing wrong with focusing on one fabulous body part as long as you realize we have much more to offer. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/30 "2000-08-01T12:00:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*teehee. when i read the title of this thread i thought, “hmm…its a description of me” \*\* Heh. Yeah, I thought this thread was about me, too. Then I thought, “Nah. My rack isn’t that great either.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/31 "2000-08-01T12:12:49Z")
Nacho, thats exactly what it is like. Except my problem is the other way round, I end up as Mayor of the “friend zone” with anyone I am remotle interested in. Eye candy is just that, eye candy. thats not what attracts me to women. No matter what they look like, I cant stay with a woman I cannot talk to. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/32 "2000-08-01T12:21:31Z")
I don’t see anything inherently wrong with wanting to fuck Christina Aguilera. Just as long as it shuts her up for a minute or two 😃 In response to the OP: yes, we all look. We must. We are men, and we shall Sneak A Peek. Doesn’t mean we’re all pigs - even if I’m with my girlfriend, I STILL have to look at a beautiful woman when one is near (and mind you, my girlfriend is NOT plain or ugly by any standard - and she’s got a great [albeit not big] chest as well ;)). But hey, she does the same, most likely. It’s just that we men are incredible bad at covering up our peeking. We’re so obvious. Women are more stealthy that way. In the Ass vs. Tits Debate, I have to opt for the former. ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/33 "2000-08-01T15:21:11Z")
Heck, Ruffian and I BOTH look at girls’ boobs. (I swear I have the best girl on the planet.) ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/34 "2000-08-01T15:25:21Z")
\ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/35 "2000-08-01T15:31:06Z")
I once knew this guy who, face wise, was highly unattractive but happen to notice the huge bulge in his jeans. Not your average bulge but very large. It was intriguing actually. I don’t make it a habit to look in that general direction as men with tight buns are what I look at but I did wonder what it would be like. So there. ---
**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/36 "2000-08-01T15:42:57Z")
Techchick! I knew the same guy!!! I never really noticed till a girlfriend mentioned it and then it was all I could do to NOT stare. :eek: Too funny. -Katy ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/37 "2000-08-01T16:02:12Z")
**techchick! oakatym!** I am that same guy! ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/38 "2000-08-01T17:51:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DeathLlama \* > \*\*Heck, Ruffian and I BOTH look at girls’ boobs. (I swear I have the best girl on the planet.) \*\* 'Tis true (the looking at boobs part). It’s really hard not to notice when some woman comes jiggling by. This is particularly true at the racetrack. The Llama and I went to Del Mar this weekend and were hanging out in the Director’s Room (for the inordinately wealthy–yeah, we were guests of someone, only way we’d get in!), and were amused by the many flavors of Arm Candy accompanying the many white-haired older men. Apparently with these candy girls, boob display is a must. Some look nice and do a good job, and some just look…yuck. And I must say…any woman who expects a man NOT to look is smoking candy-coated crack. It’s hard for anyone to miss a girl in a spaghetti-strap tank top, braless, and D+ cup bending over in front of you. HEL-lo! (That was an actual sight at Del Mar the other day.) And Llama…_ **smootch** _ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/39 "2000-08-01T18:16:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\*Yeah, I thought this thread was about me, too. Then I thought, “Nah. My rack isn’t that great either.” 😉 \*\* Michi, I am going to officially disagree with you here. Unless you’re joking. Your face fits in this as well. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541/40 "2000-08-01T18:57:48Z")
Well, when I’m strolling around town my eyes do wonder around the T&A department. But I’m very sly about it…I don’t get caught (well sometimes if there is this amazing rack hopping along I do get caught). However, I catch a few girls a day checking me out below the head and staring at my body. So you ladies do it too, not all of you but many. Now when I’m having a face to face conversation with a lady, I don’t let my eyes drop down there out of respect. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a breast man, but I try to not let the ladies catch me staring at their tits. Seems a lil rude. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plain-girl-great-chest/27541.md?page=3)