# Planes into the pentegon.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/planes-into-the-pentegon/238066>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [April 3, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/planes-into-the-pentegon/238066 "2004-04-03T16:16:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/planes-into-the-pentegon/238066/41 "2004-04-08T05:08:52Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> I wouldn’t be surprised if this White House classifies the President’s breakfast selections.

They don’t. I just found this on the White House Web Site:

**Dubya menu–Wednesday, April 7, 2004** :

_Breakfast:_

Count Chocula (NOTE: be sure a new toy surprise is placed in the box each AM)  
Blueberry Pop-Tarts  
Egg-Nog

_Lunch:_

Happy Meal (with TWO toys)

_Dinner:_

Kraft Mac and Cheese (The CHEEZIEST)  
Funyuns  
Chocolate Milk (w/Krazy Straw)  
Birthday Cake (NOTE: yes, even when it’s not his b-day)  
Party Hats

😛😛😛

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/planes-into-the-pentegon/238066/42 "2004-04-08T07:38:30Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> I wouldn’t be surprised if this White House classifies the President’s breakfast selections.

> [@](#):
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> [Canada’s Martin Will Meet With George W. Bush at End of April  
> April 7 2004 (Bloomberg)](http://quote.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000082&sid=aaQDHGnUnEaQ&refer=canada)
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> The meeting will be the second between the two leaders. Martin and Bush met over a **breakfast of eggs** in Monterrey, Mexico, during a gathering of prime ministers and presidents from North, Central, and South America in January.

At least, they _want_ you to believe it was eggs. 😉

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**Author:** ![iamme99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/57b2e6/32.png) [@iamme99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamme99)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/planes-into-the-pentegon/238066/43 "2004-04-08T08:03:33Z")

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> [@I Love Me](#):
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> _Dinner:_
> 
> Kraft Mac and Cheese (The CHEEZIEST)  
> Funyuns  
> Chocolate Milk (w/Krazy Straw)  
> Birthday Cake (NOTE: yes, even when it’s not his b-day)  
> Party Hats  
> 😛😛😛

Hee, hee. You forgot those party things you blow on and they unfurl! 😃 btw: Anyone know what they are called?

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/planes-into-the-pentegon/238066/44 "2004-04-08T20:23:37Z")

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I grew up in the 50s and 60s. Probably monthly at school, we had air raid drills in case of a Russian attack. Atomic weapons would make short work of an old brick school with wooden interiors, and it was, I think, reasonably obvious that a small city of 30,000 whose primary manufactures were paper-making machines, air-hydraulic brakes for railroad rolling stock, and clinical thermometers, with (at that time) an Army summer training reservation with a permanent detachment of about 200, would clearly be one of Russia’s top targets. Nonetheless, we practiced, in hopes that if the unthinkable did occur, there’d be a chance to save some of us.

When the national military headquarters is under the glide path for a nearby airport, it makes sense to me to have disaster preparedness plans in place for a potential crash; whatever your opinions of Bush, Rice, Cheney, & Co., it’s tin-hat territory to suggest that this relates to prior knowledge of kamikaze-airliner terrorist attacks. I’m confident that the AFB in Kansas (Offutt?) has tornado shelters in place; to suggest they built them because they are really expecting a Dinosaur Killer asteroid whose existence they’re keeping secret from the public is about on a part with the thesis here.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/planes-into-the-pentegon/238066/45 "2004-04-08T20:25:55Z")

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oh, add after clinical thermometers, “and scented cardboard pine tree cutouts for automobile rearview mirrors” … can’t forget them!

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