Planet suitable for habitation discovered

Hey, they heard the Carpenters’ "Close to You’ over 20 years ago. If their spaceships can reach .99c, they should be here any day now. :eek: :wink:

“Longer than you think, Dad! It’s longer than you think!”

It seems like any civilization that advanced would have abolished the penny long before now and simply rounded the 99c up to one dollar..

Maybe this guy was trying to save the earth.
Too soon?

Don’t be silly. Aardvark never hurt anybody.

Oh sure. You’ve never seen one that didn’t get to be first in line, have you?

I want your shampoo.