# Plausible or soon-to-be plausible inventions you think they ought to have **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plausible-or-soon-to-be-plausible-inventions-you-think-they-ought-to-have/557020 "2010-10-13T16:48:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plausible-or-soon-to-be-plausible-inventions-you-think-they-ought-to-have/557020/81 "2010-10-18T22:38:05Z")
Bananas that have a shelf life longer than a week. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plausible-or-soon-to-be-plausible-inventions-you-think-they-ought-to-have/557020/82 "2010-10-18T23:23:47Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I want a full-on adult skull that can hold a man-sized draught of ale. One o’ [these babies](http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/maya_skull_modification.jpg) should do the trick, I think. Mexican beer might be appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plausible-or-soon-to-be-plausible-inventions-you-think-they-ought-to-have/557020/83 "2010-10-18T23:29:29Z")
Nah, not crystal enough. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plausible-or-soon-to-be-plausible-inventions-you-think-they-ought-to-have/557020/84 "2010-10-18T23:45:20Z")
Adjustable titties. Small enough for her to work and walk without back or clothing problems, but enlargeable for casual and fun times. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plausible-or-soon-to-be-plausible-inventions-you-think-they-ought-to-have/557020/85 "2010-10-18T23:56:37Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Adjustable titties. Small enough for her to work and walk without back or clothing problems, but enlargeable for casual and fun times. See, we finally come to the kind of out of the box ideas I was hoping for. Good one (two)! ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plausible-or-soon-to-be-plausible-inventions-you-think-they-ought-to-have/557020/86 "2010-10-19T15:27:40Z")
Two things: 1. : a cheap “orgasmatron”-this device would be sold by mail ($19.95, two if you order today), and wouls offer tactile, auditory, and visual stimulation (happy ending). 2. : a cheap soporific drug-one pill will render you happy and non-agressive for 8-12 hours. Non-addictive and available over the counter. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plausible-or-soon-to-be-plausible-inventions-you-think-they-ought-to-have/557020.md?page=4)