# Play Nia Vardalos' "Victor/Victoria Likes It Hot" Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 14, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948 "2004-04-14T12:44:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/281 "2004-04-15T19:12:54Z")
**The Six Stepford Wives of Henry VIII** They were all pretty much perfect . . . **Citizen Mondo Cane** Obsessive newspaper magnate tours the world’s weirdest and sleaziest venues. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/282 "2004-04-15T19:16:38Z")
**Kindergarten Robocop** - The horrendously understaffed Detroit school system recruits one of the city’s finest. 1.) Protect the Innocent. 2.) Serve the Grape Juice. 3.) Uphold the Law. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/283 "2004-04-15T19:23:02Z")
**Birth of an Alien Nation** - haunting and well done but controversial masterpiece in which the KKK rescues the nation after a near takeover by humanoid aliens. **Remains of the Independence Day** -haunting and well done but boring masterpiece in which a repressed British butler serves a deluded master who believes the newly arrived humanoid extraterrestrials will be the salvation of mankind. **Summer of Sam I Am** - haunting and well done but controversial masterpiece in which a retarded and lovable serial killer stalks Manhattan. **The Elephant Man Who Never Was** - based on the true story of the attempt to convey false information to the Nazis by planting it on a dead sideshow attraction. **Auntie Maim** - Quentin Tarantino’s tale of a lovable orphan (Haley Joel Osment, who had to have puberty surgically reversed to take the role) and his life with his aunt (Uma Thurman), a sadistic but lovable hitwoman for an L.A. crime syndicate. (Samuel Jackson and Thurman sing the hit duet “We’ll Always Be Bosom Fuckin’ Buddies, Bitch!”) ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/284 "2004-04-15T19:26:03Z")
**Omen Alone** - Two hapless robbers plan a Christmas crime spree, but little Damien is determined to defend _his_ house. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/285 "2004-04-15T19:30:42Z")
\*\*Back in the Blazing Saddles \*\* - Gene Autrey, meet Cleavon Little. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/286 "2004-04-15T19:37:08Z")
**Run, Lolita, Run** - Teenage girl imagines three different scenarios for seducing her neighbor. **Risky Monkey Business** - Tom Cruise enjoys time partying at home alone, until the Marx Brothers pop by for a visit. **12 Angry Mystery Men** - Misfit band of superheroes are called together to act as judge, jury, and executioner… well, jury, anyway. “When deciding a case of jurisprudence, one must first find prudent jurists!” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/287 "2004-04-15T19:40:17Z")
**Inherit the Wind in the Willows** - When Rat says that he got his tail through an evolutionary process, Toad takes him to court to prove that Intelligent Design is what separates the amphibians from the rodents. **And Then There Were Singing Nuns** Somebody is using guitar strings to strangle the Sisters of Hoboken. From the producers who thought Nunsense had gone just a little too far. **Tequila Sunrise at Campobello** - when drugdealers put the president in a wheelchair, it’s up to his wife and her “special assistant” Lorena to get payback. (Stars Edward Hermann as FDR, Goldie Hawn as Eleanor, and Kurt Russell as Lorena Hickock.) ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/288 "2004-04-15T19:52:37Z")
**Music Man of a Thousand Faces** Lon Chaney gives Harold Hill pointers on how to elude capture. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/289 "2004-04-15T19:53:45Z")
**Kill Bilko** - Steve Martin recreates Phil Silvers’s classic role - but this time, one of Bilko’s moneymaking schemes has pushed one woman way too far. **Hagrid and the Angry Inch** - In his summers away from Hogwart’s, Hagrid leads a different life… ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/290 "2004-04-15T20:01:09Z")
**Star Trek V : The Final Fantasy Frontier** - Kirk and the gang head into the center of the galaxy in search for God… but all they find is crappy CGI. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/291 "2004-04-15T20:25:01Z")
**The Muppets Take Manhattan Murder Mystery** Kermit, Miss Piggy and the gang of loveables help Woody Allen and Diane Keaton solve a crime. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/292 "2004-04-15T20:42:14Z")
**The Fisher King & I** –Young English school teacher befriends a deranged homeless man. **The World According to Garpo Talks** –Silent elusive film actor/quirky writer finally speaks. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/293 "2004-04-15T20:45:59Z")
**What About Blob?** - Therapist goes on vacation, but his most co-dependent (and amorphous) client follows close behind… \*\* Bridge on the River Qui-Gon\*\* - Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi, forced into an Imperial labor camp… ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/294 "2004-04-15T20:55:39Z")
**The Grand Hotel Newhampshire** Cast of quirky characters from pre-war Berlin meet up with a cast of zany characters from post cold war America in this time travel farce. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/295 "2004-04-15T20:57:23Z")
\*\*Quiggly Down Under The Rainbow \*\* - Tom Selleck and Alan Rickman in the outback are set upon by the munchkin cast of _The Wizard of Oz_! ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/296 "2004-04-15T21:11:58Z")
**Gosford Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut** - British aristocrats and their foul-mouthed servants wage war on Canada. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Milburn\_Drysdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs\_Milburn\_Drysdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_Milburn_Drysdale)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/297 "2004-04-15T21:16:48Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > **Hagrid and the Angry Inch** - In his summers away from Hogwart’s, Hagrid leads a different life… **HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/298 "2004-04-15T21:24:43Z")
\*\*Life is Beautiful Girls \*\* - Roberto Benigni keeps his son’s hope alive in the ghetto with stories of Natalie Portman. **The Swiss Family Addams** - The creepiest family this side of the Munsters gets stranded on a deserted island. **American Pi** - Genius is convinced that if he can only find a way to mathematically represent nature, he’ll lose his virginity. **Training Day for Night** - Life imitates art as the police advisor on a film about police corruption becomes suspect of police corruption. **Wildcats and Dogs** - Children’s movie in which Goldie Hawn begins coaching a football team locked in perpetual war with canines. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/299 "2004-04-15T21:34:20Z")
**Dinner at 8 Mile** a young rapper deals with his social status by inviting a bunch of fashionable swells to a dinner party. ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/300 "2004-04-15T21:45:53Z")
**Red Dawn of the Dead** - Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen lead a group of Colorado high schoolers as they fend off an invasion of Soviet zombies. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948.md?page=16)