# Play Nia Vardalos' "Victor/Victoria Likes It Hot" Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 14, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948 "2004-04-14T12:44:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Milburn\_Drysdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs\_Milburn\_Drysdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_Milburn_Drysdale)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/301 "2004-04-15T21:55:23Z")
\*\*8 1/2 Mile \*\* - Fellini meets Eminem in this tale of a rapper directing a film that he hasn’t written yet while balancing his wife, mistress, and Claudia Cardinale. B/W, subtitles. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/302 "2004-04-15T22:03:16Z")
**Howard The Duck Soup** - George Lucas directs the Marx Brothers. It can’t miss! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/303 "2004-04-15T22:09:45Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > **What About Blob?** - Therapist goes on vacation, but his most co-dependent (and amorphous) client follows close behind… I have admired your user name from afar, but now may have to openly worship you. This thread has definitely made the price of subscription worthwhile. I wish I had something to add but the only thing I thought of, **Clash of the Titanic** , was posted. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/304 "2004-04-15T22:36:40Z")
David Lynch & Joyce Carol Oates’ **We Were the Mulholland Drivers** - the tale of a perfect American family whose lives are dealt an irrecoverable blow by a series of long pointless closeups of inanimate objects. The late Ann Miller gives a touch of class. **Roger & Me, Myself & Irene** - a documentary in which Charlton Heston demonstrates his feelings for Michael Moore using a live chicken. **Carry On Golden Pond** a retired English professor finds there is still a lot to learn about life when his semi-estranged daughter leaves her husband’s low budget British comedy troup with him while she goes to Vietnam for the summer. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/305 "2004-04-15T22:39:18Z")
**Air Force 2001** President Harrison Ford defeats terrorists only to be forced into battle with a super-intelligent computer and ends up discovering the mystery of the universe. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/306 "2004-04-15T22:51:58Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > **Jesus Christ Superman** A charimatic leader with extraordinary powers runs afoul of authority figures and is ultimately betrayed by his best friend, Jimmy Olson. Starring Keanu Reeves, but how does it tie in with the Matrix trilogy? **The Magnificent Seven Dwarves** A princess on the lam helps seven short gunfighters overcome their one-dimensional character flaws while they save a town from bandits. They also learn how to wash their hands. **secretary-at** A young horse overcomes her obsession with self-mutilation and finds true love at the hand of demanding jockey. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/307 "2004-04-15T23:01:57Z")
Okay, I’m going to give it a shot. I hope this hasn’t been done. **Invasion of the Body of Evidence** - In San Francisco, a group of people discover the human race is being replaced one by one, with clones devoid of emotion who all happen to look and act like Madonna. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/308 "2004-04-15T23:33:00Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > **Sunday, Bloody Black Sunday** –A Jewish doctor, a middle-aged housewife and a bisexual male artist plan to use the Goodyear blimp to bomb the Superbowl. Take out the Goodyear blimp/Superbowl dead & replace it with a long-dead Vampire Countess who revives & enthralls her lookalike descendant. (Black Sunday was also the US title of a Mario Bava B&W horror film starring Barbara Steele, the original title best translates to Mask of the Devil) ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Milburn\_Drysdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs\_Milburn\_Drysdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_Milburn_Drysdale)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/309 "2004-04-16T00:00:24Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > (Black Sunday was also the US title of a Mario Bava B&W horror film starring Barbara Steele, the original title best translates to Mask of the Devil) Great flick! So I don’t hijack the topic, Barbara has a part as “Gloria” in 8 1/2 Mile - young girlfriend of aged rap producer. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/310 "2004-04-16T00:05:13Z")
Yeah…I know were were trying to avoid the TV stuff…but couldn’t resist: **Charles in Charge of the Light Brigade** Erstwhile male nanny leads troops to battle. “They want Charles in charge of them!” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/311 "2004-04-16T00:23:40Z")
I got a few… **Bob & Carol & Bill & Ted & Alice’s Excellent Adventure** : After the ultra sophisticated couple, Bob and wife, Carol attend a secluded therapy group they become modernized in their sexual thinking and behavior. then they link up with a couple of weirdos and their best friends and they travel through history meeting famous people, having sexual hijinks and what-not… **Driving Miss Saigon** : Morgan Freeman abandons his prostitute lover, driving her to kill herself **Two Mules for Serving Sara** : You don’t wanna know **Quigley Down Under Beautiful Girls** : 'nuff said ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/312 "2004-04-16T00:25:24Z")
**Six Days Seven Nights at the Opera** 2 Castaways forced to endure a week on a desert isle (just off the coast of New Orleans?) with the Marx Brothers and Margaret Dumont. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/313 "2004-04-16T00:30:22Z")
**Single White Oleander** After going to prison a mother is forced to leave her daughter in the care of a psychotic roommate, who starts to take on the daughter’s characteristics. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/314 "2004-04-16T00:49:49Z")
**They Drive by Nightmare on Elm Street** Two truckdriving brothers must keep from falling asleep at the wheel and visits from Freddy Kruger to get their cargo delivered safely ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/315 "2004-04-16T01:18:51Z")
**The Heiresstocats** 3 hep cats team up with a dowdy heiress to play every gin joint from here to Steamboat Springs ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/316 "2004-04-16T02:28:31Z")
**In the White Heat of the Night** “Finally made it, Detective Tibbs! Top o’ th’ world!” **Teahouse of the Whales of August** Two elderly sisters (Lillian Gish and Bette Davis) are sent to the village Tobiki in Okinawa to teach the people democracy. The villagers want a teahouse built, but Davis insists on putting in picture windows. **Johnny Guitarhands** Tough saloon owner Vienna (Joan Crawford) finds unexpected love with a wild-haired drifter who has guitars instead of hands. **The Lost Weekend in Havana** Alcoholic Ray Milland’s attempts to dry out are not helped by the antics of Alice Faye and Carmen Miranda. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/317 "2004-04-16T02:37:26Z")
**I Shot Andy Hardy** Even old Judge Hardy could take only so much of Mickey Rooney. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/318 "2004-04-16T02:46:04Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > **I Shot Andy Hardy** > Even old Judge Hardy could take only so much of Mickey Rooney. ROTFLMAO at that one! ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/319 "2004-04-16T02:47:54Z")
**Fun with Moby-Dick and Jane** Allegorical sperm whale (George Segal) and his wife (Jane Fonda) turn to armed robbery to make ends meet. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/320 "2004-04-16T02:57:26Z")
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