# Play Nia Vardalos' "Victor/Victoria Likes It Hot" Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 14, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948 "2004-04-14T12:44:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/321 "2004-04-16T04:51:57Z")
**Rashômonty Python and the Holy Grail** An account of four people describing the rape of the Knights who say NI **Bridge on the River Kwaiting to Exhale** Four black women in a Japanese prison camp find out that all men suck. **Myseryan’s Daughter** Irish girl falls in love with Annie and her pig. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/322 "2004-04-16T07:17:22Z")
**Barbarella of Seville** Jane Fonda and Figaro sing their way across space looking for the perfect haircut. Watch Pavarotti take off his space suit during the opening credits! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/323 "2004-04-16T11:14:08Z")
**A Night with the Phantom of the Opera** – Eric: All of Paris will hear Christine Daea sing! Groucho: Well, she can sing loud, but not _that_ loud. Now look here, “The party of the first part in this contract…” ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/324 "2004-04-16T12:28:33Z")
> [@Tiramisu](#): > > I have admired your user name from afar, but now may have to openly worship you. > > This thread has definitely made the price of subscription worthwhile. > > I wish I had something to add but the only thing I thought of, **Clash of the Titanic** , was posted. We actively encourage worship, and charitable donations. 😉 **Phantasm of the Opera** - A scarred recluse, mind twisted to insanity, has crafted flying silver spheres, controlled by the power of the music of the night… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/325 "2004-04-16T12:36:02Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > **A Night with the Phantom of the Opera** – > > Eric: All of Paris will hear Christine Daea sing! > Groucho: Well, she can sing loud, but not _that_ loud. Now look here, “The party of the first part in this contract…” The image of Andrew Lloyd Webber & Groucho Marx in the same room makes me glad I wasn’t drinking coffee at the time. **Rain Forrest Gump, Man** –Two hippies suffering from the aftereffects of decades of drugs go to Brazil to try to save the “Rain Forest, Man.” Dustin Hoffman & Tom Hanks do their best Cheech & Chong imitations. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/326 "2004-04-16T12:43:31Z")
**Rasputin & the E.T.** –Mad monk who people think is a E.T. meets a real life one in this adventure, starring Ethel Barrymore, Lionel Barrymore, John Barrymore and Drew Barrymore. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/327 "2004-04-16T12:50:29Z")
**End of Days of Thunder** - Tom Cruise engages in an apocalyptic race against the Devil. (Gabriel Byrne) **Stripetease** - Slacker Bill Murray needs a job… to build character, to make money… so he enters the high-paying field of exotic dancing. “Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.” ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/328 "2004-04-16T12:52:20Z")
Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in Time, simultaneously living in the past in Dresden during WW2, in the present, as a middle-aged optometrist in Ilium, N.Y., and in the future as a well-cared-for resident of a zoo on the planet Tralfamador, where he spends his time playing kinky sex games with Kim Basinger. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/329 "2004-04-16T13:01:56Z")
**The Daredevil and Daniel Webster** - Farmer Daniel Webster made a deal with Satan - now he needs the best legal representation he can get, blind lawyer Matt Murdock. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/330 "2004-04-16T13:04:48Z")
**Scooby-Doo the Right Thing** - Racial tensions are at an all-time high … thanks to that guy in the spooky ghost costume. “Ru-roh, Raggy, Rit’s ruh Ru Rux Ran!” “Zoinks!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/331 "2004-04-16T13:10:51Z")
**Ballistic: Sever Vs. Godzilla** – A _very_ short film. **Bambi vs. Jason** **You Only Live and Let Die Another Day** – the Ultimate Bond film **The Eyes of Laura Mars Attacks!** – Not for the squeamish. Or the grammatically correct. **My Left Footloose** – Daniel Day-Lewis “lightens up” a puritanical town with his uniques style of dancing. ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/332 "2004-04-16T13:20:29Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > **My Left Footloose** – Daniel Day-Lewis “lightens up” a puritanical town with his uniques style of dancing. OK. This one just made me laugh out loud - which is really not what one wants to do when is in a training class for a new job where one isn’t suppose to be surfing the Internet while class is going on. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/333 "2004-04-16T13:20:48Z")
**Who’s Afraid of Barbed Wire?** Starring Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, George Segal, and Pamela Anderson. An alcoholic college professor, his harpy of a wife, an ernest young colleague, and bar-owner with inflatible breasts come together over dinner. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/334 "2004-04-16T13:27:48Z")
**An Affair to Recall** - Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr. Two people fall in love and agree to meet in six months on Mars… \*\*Chicken Runner \*\* - Starring the voice of Harrison Ford. When genetically engineered Replichicks go berserk, authorities persuade Rick Peckard, expert Replichick hunter, out of retirement. \*\*Terminators of Endearment \*\* - Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come to Find John Connor. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/335 "2004-04-16T13:30:49Z")
\*\*The Lawnmower Man for All Seasons \*\* - Thomas More is trying to prevent Henry VIII from taking over cyberspace, or something. \*\*Ghost Ship of Fools \*\* - Anti-semitism on a 1930s cruise ship is thwarted by that nurse chick on ER \*\*I Want To Live and Let Die \*\* - Susan Heyward tries to escape the gas chamber (in a power boat in Jamaica). ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/336 "2004-04-16T13:33:23Z")
**Interview & Dance with a Vampire** –Seeing Tom Cruise singing & dancing couldn’t be any worse than seeing Michael Crawford. **Same Time after Time Next Groundhog Day** –H.G. Wells & Amy Cushing relieve the day they meet via his time machine every day for the rest of their lives ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/337 "2004-04-16T13:34:36Z")
**Moscow on the Hudson Hawk** - Russian musician defects with the help of the world’s greatest cat burglar. **Popeye of the Beholder** - With Ashley Judd as serial killer Olive Oyl. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/338 "2004-04-16T13:44:03Z")
**Chucky** - A haunted doll is granted super-intelligence … but begins to grow murderous as the effect wears off. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/339 "2004-04-16T13:50:27Z")
**Drop Dead Freddy** - Elizabeth’s (Phoebe Cates) childhood imaginary friend returns … to haunt the dreams of the living. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/340 "2004-04-16T13:51:50Z")
**Days of Thunderball** – Tom Cruise and other Hollywood stars try to steal an atomic bomb using race cars. \*\*It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Wild, Wild World of Jayne Mansfield and Batwoman \*\* – I’ll say. **Cousin, Cousine,Boeing Boeing, The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming!** – starring “Johnny Two-Times” from **Goodfellas** **Those Magnificent Ambersons in their Flying Machines** – classic hijinks **Fun with Dick and Jane, Run, Lola, Run, I am Sam** – The Primer Movie (for Mature Audiences only) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948.md?page=18)