# Play Nia Vardalos' "Victor/Victoria Likes It Hot" Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 14, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948 "2004-04-14T12:44:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/341 "2004-04-16T13:53:44Z")
**Die Hard, Little Sheba** A barefoot and shotgun toting Shirley Booth must rescue her little dog and alcoholic husband (Burt Lancaster) from the clutches of international terrorists who have taken over a chiropracter’s office. “Yippie kye o, ain’t that right, Daddy?” **Shune** Allan Ladd and Sting star in this tale of a reluctant gun fighter who attempts to steal a rare spice from an an evil, intergalactic overlord. “Shune! Shune! Comeback, Shune!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/342 "2004-04-16T14:01:01Z")
**Koyaanisqatsi Amarcord Powaqqatsi Zardoz Naqoyqatsi Zotz!** – Theater Patrons will be issued a dictionary at the door. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/343 "2004-04-16T14:06:02Z")
**Sleepy Hollow Man** - Scientist Ichabod Crane loses his head… and the rest of him when he manages to turn himself invisible. **Time Cop and a Half** - Jean Claude Van Damme’s job is to preserve the timestream … with the help of his six-year-old partner. **Dr. Strangelove : Or, How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love La Bamba** - “Mein Fuhrer! I can dance!” ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/344 "2004-04-16T14:08:56Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\*It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Wild, Wild World of Jayne Mansfield and Batwoman \*\* – I’ll say. You know, I gotta point out, you coulda fit two more whole movies in there if you made it “Wild, Wild Westworld of…” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/345 "2004-04-16T14:18:05Z")
La Evita Dolce–Eva (played by Madonna) is a young actress who spends her days between celebrities and rich people, seeking for ephemeral joy in power and sex. When a famous corporal comes to Buenos Aires, she does everything she can to meet him, and when she does, he is totally charmed by her. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/346 "2004-04-16T14:22:07Z")
**Assault on Quickstop 13** - “I’m not even supposed to be here today!” **Whatever Happened to Baby Jay and Silent Bob?** - “You have to wait on me hand and foot, tons o’fun. Now fetch my dinner! Snoogans.” ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/347 "2004-04-16T14:32:57Z")
**X-Men to Eden** - Xavier’s mutants go undercover at an island sex resort. You know, I bet people would pay to see that. **Titanic, A.E.** - Animated feature. A reconstructed luxury liner, branded as invincible, takes colonists towards an ice field where they hope to establish a new Earth. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/348 "2004-04-16T14:37:33Z")
**Pretty in Pink Panther** - Clouseau is up against his intellectual equal - a 17 year old high-school girl - as he tries to recover the fabled diamond. ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/349 "2004-04-16T14:47:40Z")
**Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfen?** Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton hunt modern-day werewolves in the streets of New York City, all the while hurling bitter recriminations at each other over their failed marriage. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/350 "2004-04-16T15:21:29Z")
**O Brother Bear, Where Art Thou?** – Three escaped convicts look for the brother of one, who has been turned into a Bear, but only find one that’s been turned into a frog. **Apollo the 13th** – a mad killer stalks the Command Module **His Girl Friday the 13th** – Hildy Johnson always seems to get the good stories — and her competitors vanish one by one. **The Lord of the Ringu** – Don’t look in the Palantir! ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/351 "2004-04-16T15:24:18Z")
Hi Eve. We don’t know each other, but you have created a monster with this thread. **The Lion King in Winter** “Of course he has claws, he always has claws, we all have claws! It’s the fucking African Savannah and we’re all lions!” ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/352 "2004-04-16T15:27:15Z")
**For Me and My Galexena** Vaudeville hoofer transported to outer space meets up with a doomed Playboy playmate ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/353 "2004-04-16T15:31:02Z")
**1776 1/2 Weeks** John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Ben Franklin lead each other to sexual discovery while working to form a new republic in this musical romp. Songs include “You Can Keep Your Knee Britches On,” “Your Butt, Mr. Adams,” and “Mollasses to Mustard.” ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/354 "2004-04-16T15:39:02Z")
**I Am Curious (Old Yeller)** A young woman explores her sexuality with a lovable dog–but who will be put down in the end? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/355 "2004-04-16T15:41:24Z")
\*\*The Godzilla Must Be Crazy \*\* - An African tribesman is perplexed when a jet plane drops a thousand-ton lizard near his village. \*\*The MothraMan Prophecies \*\* - Richard Gere investigates sightings of an enormous moth in West Virginia. **As Good As it Ghidrah** - Obessive-compulsive Jack Nicholson must adapt to a new roommate - a three-headed dragon. \*\*For Love of the Gamera \*\* - Aww, yeah. 😉 \*\*Star Trek IV : The Voyage Homeward Bound \*\* - The crew of the Enterprise must help housepets in the 20th century find their home or the future will be destroyed. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/356 "2004-04-16T15:51:32Z")
**The Sounder of Music** Sharecroppers and singing nuns…who could ask for anything more! ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/357 "2004-04-16T16:01:34Z")
**Eve** Thank you. \*\*Battleship Potemking Kong \*\* In which a giant ape rolls off the steps in Odessa **Carlito’s Wayne World** Street wise dude Pacino is PARTYing ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Karen\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Walker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/358 "2004-04-16T16:04:30Z")
**Thoroughly Modern Times** The Little Tramp struggles to live in modern industrial society with the help of a naive flapper and her society friends ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/359 "2004-04-16T16:17:35Z")
**In the Heat of the Nightmare on Elm Street** –Small Southern towners are terroized in their dreams by a redneck sheriff. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948/360 "2004-04-16T16:23:34Z")
**The Postman Only Lives Twice** - James Bond poses as a drifter/handyman to seduce the villain’s wife, and ultimately kill him. **From Russia With Love Story** - Bittersweet romance blossoms between James Bond and a Russian female spy. \*\*From Hello, Dolly \*\* - An American matchmaker becomes entwined in a plot to keep the dalliances of one of the Royal Family a secret. Best Jack the Ripper musical ever. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/play-nia-vardalos-victor-victoria-likes-it-hot-game/239948.md?page=19)