# Playboy's Women of Enron **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 27, 2002, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206 "2002-06-27T11:03:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/1 "2002-06-27T11:03:00Z")
I’m not surprised to see Playboy publishing “The Women of Enron” – they’ve always been clever about jumping onto a publicity bandwagon (like when they published “The Women of 7-11”, after they’d been banned from the convenience stores): [http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020626/ap\_on\_re\_us/enron\_playboy\_1](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020626/ap_on_re_us/enron_playboy_1) What I like is the picture of former Enron guys poring over the issue. It’s as if : “Well, I may have been laid off, but at least I can see my former co-workers naked.” ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/2 "2002-06-27T12:17:39Z")
Hey! How’d you get yours already?! Where’s mine? Goshdern postal service. Either that or someone snagged it out of my mailbox again. Pooh. I’ve been looking forward to this issue since I heard they were doing it. Wonder if there’ll be a woman of Worldcom coming out soon? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/3 "2002-06-27T12:20:48Z")
**Cal** , if you have yours already… are they totally nekked, or just topless? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/4 "2002-06-27T12:24:31Z")
And yet again we see the involvement of Bush in Enron. (sorry) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/5 "2002-06-27T12:30:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\ ***Cal** , if you have yours already… are they totally nekked, or just topless? 🙂 \*\* Buk nekked. And might I add, Hef is allowing the girls to show more an more of their…bits. I wager they’ll be showcasing double-penetration pictorials within five years. 🙂 Still, I think this Women of Enron thing is silly. Happy ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/6 "2002-06-27T12:45:12Z")
Forget Enron. I 'm waiting for Playboy to do “The Women of WORLDCOM”. Them telecom girls are freaky. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/7 "2002-06-27T13:27:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey! How’d you get yours already?! Where’s mine? I haven’t got a copy, to tell the truth. I’m just quoting the news story. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/8 "2002-06-27T13:38:38Z")
My copy is always delivered on the last weekend of the month. I’ll be sitting by my mailbox this weekend waiting for the postman, in fact you can usually see me by my mailbox on the last Saturday of evey month. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/9 "2002-06-27T14:29:08Z")
Down here it usually gets to my mailbox mid-month. OTOH this issue as announced, should be interesting – not only do I get the Women of Enron but also a _boricua_ Playmate. Of course, a better WOE pictorial would feature them properly disciplining Kenneth Lay and the Enron and Arthur Andersen Directors… with strap-ons. Oh, well, maybe Penthouse 😃 ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/10 "2002-06-27T14:32:55Z")
Mine came in yesterday. Glanced once at the pictorials and moved on to the interviews as usual. Trust Playboy to turn perfectly normal attractive women into heavily airbrushed Barbie dolls… …not that that’s necessarily a BAD thing, mind you… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/11 "2002-06-27T14:32:57Z")
Forget the Enron chicks. This issue also features twinsies! Happy ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/12 "2002-06-27T14:34:18Z")
…and yes, the twins were definitely the high point of this issue. Yow. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/13 "2002-06-27T16:42:46Z")
Ummm…twins and their mother! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jmizzou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/edb3f5/32.png) [@jmizzou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmizzou)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/14 "2002-06-27T16:48:36Z")
Forget Women of Enron. Forget Women of Worldcom. I’m waiting for my Women of the Big 12. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/15 "2002-06-27T16:49:37Z")
Ummm…twins… and their mother! 😃 (my highschool counceler said I was an “over-achiever”) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/16 "2002-06-28T04:04:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jmizzou \* > \*\*Forget Women of Enron. Forget Women of Worldcom. I’m waiting for my Women of the Big 12. \*\* Last time they hit the Big 12 was my freshman year at Mizzou. Ahhh, memories… ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/17 "2002-06-28T08:14:01Z")
Playboy figured the women of Enron would be willing to pose nude because… We know they’ve already been fucked. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/18 "2002-06-28T14:37:50Z")
Jay Leno talked about them, said they wouldn’t say what their salary is because its private, yet there they are butt naked. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/19 "2002-06-28T17:48:37Z")
Say it with me, guys: Playboy’s Women of the Straight Dope Message Board. You know you want it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206/20 "2002-06-28T17:54:52Z")
But will we get it? 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playboys-women-of-enron/116206.md?page=2)