# Played footsie with friends wife under table. What does it mean? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 15, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738 "2011-10-15T13:58:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/41 "2011-10-16T18:22:50Z")
Dude, be smart. Next time you’re at dinner at these friends house with your wife, slip that bitch some Ex-Lax in her meal so you can buy yourself some **real** quality time under the table with your friend’s wife’s feet. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/42 "2011-10-16T18:35:54Z")
Dude, get a hint. She’s just not into you. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/43 "2011-10-16T18:49:47Z")
How does she feel about lobster? Can she take her bra off underneath her shirt? ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/44 "2011-10-16T20:07:54Z")
> [@asiansilvertoes](#): > > Tell me what you think. Instead of asking us why don’t you ask your wife what she thinks genius. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/45 "2011-10-17T00:40:04Z")
I’d ask her for a blowfob. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/46 "2011-10-17T01:33:33Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > I’d ask her for a blowfob. Yeah, you just need to be subtle about your flirtations. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/47 "2011-10-17T02:33:41Z")
Meh, your wife keeps “going to the bathroom” because she’s overcome by how hot all this action is. You thought she didn’t know, but you’re wrong. She’s just waiting for you to ask about a threesome. GO FOR IT! ---
**Author:** ![obbn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d6d6ee/32.png) [@obbn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obbn)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/48 "2011-10-17T02:37:01Z")
What does it mean? Well, my wife was reading this over my shoulder and said “it means I would kick your ass”. So there you have it folks, OBBN would get an ass kicking in the above scenario. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/49 "2011-10-17T02:51:56Z")
I don’t think “playful” is the right word. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/50 "2011-10-17T12:23:18Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > I don’t think “playful” is the right word. “tramp” comes to mind. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/51 "2011-10-17T13:03:39Z")
You know, what disturbs me first about this is the number of times you tried to touch another man’s wife and continued and continued and continued to do so when she did not reciprocate in any way and in fact moved away from you. But that’s just the first in a long list of creepy shit you did. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/52 "2011-10-17T16:59:12Z")
First you probably should get the opinion of people that know her better than a group of anonymous posters. Ask your wife and your friend what they think. ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/53 "2011-10-17T17:21:42Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > I think you need to read [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Switcheroo). I’m still just freaked that the author of _James and the Giant Peach_ and _Charlie and the Chocolate Factory_ was published in Playboy. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/54 "2011-10-17T17:27:58Z")
Aaaaaand that’s the last we’ll be seeing of the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/55 "2011-10-17T19:21:36Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > You know, what disturbs me first about this is the number of times you tried to touch another man’s wife and continued and continued and continued to do so when she did not reciprocate in any way and in fact moved away from you. You know what they say, “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no means maybe!” or if other posters had their way: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no means tramp!” “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no means playful!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Last\_of\_the\_Puritans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Last\_of\_the\_Puritans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Last_of_the_Puritans)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/56 "2011-10-17T22:06:00Z")
**6Impossible** beat me to my first thought, but I’ll add on and say I hope you both get a raging case of HPV warts. And I dare say you washed your hands after touching her toes, not knowing what other husband they’d been crawling on before you . . . ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/57 "2011-10-17T23:22:48Z")
> [@The\_Last\_of\_the\_Puritans](#): > > **6Impossible** beat me to my first thought, but I’ll add on and say I hope you both get a raging case of HPV warts. And I dare say you washed your hands after touching her toes, not knowing what other husband they’d been crawling on before you . . . In this case, wouldn’t it be plantar warts? ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/58 "2011-10-17T23:30:15Z")
I wonder if by now “asiansilvertoes” is kicking himself in the ass for starting this thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/59 "2011-10-18T03:09:25Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > You know, what disturbs me first about this is the number of times you tried to touch another man’s wife and continued and continued and continued to do so when she did not reciprocate in any way and in fact moved away from you. > > But that’s just the first in a long list of creepy shit you did. This. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/60 "2011-10-18T13:48:47Z")
> [@Gedd](#): > > I’m still just freaked that the author of _James and the Giant Peach_ and _Charlie and the Chocolate Factory_ was published in Playboy. Roald Dahl was actually a pretty [prolific adult author](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roald_Dahl#Adult_fiction). When I found out, I was grateful that I could continue enjoying him on a different level into adulthood. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738.md?page=4)