# Played footsie with friends wife under table. What does it mean?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 15, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738 "2011-10-15T13:58:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/101 "2011-10-19T23:02:03Z")

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> [@Jbone](#):
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> I think the main point is that you really, really, really, REALLY need to bring this up with your wife.

I think the main point is that you need to realise that this OP is masturbatory fantasising material for a person with a foot and asian woman fetish.

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**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/102 "2011-10-19T23:21:27Z")

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> [@SirRay](#):
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> I got a hit from “[Yahoo Answers - India](http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111015082407AA3XxFs)”  
> Silvertoes has gone (even more) International!

LOL. “Asiansilvertoes”, you are truly a pathetic piece of work.

Googling _Asiansilvertoes_ brings up even more dupes to this OP. He’s posting this freaking everywhere.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/103 "2011-10-19T23:24:40Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> And here I always thought people bought glass-top dining tables because they were stylish. Now I see it’s quite possibly a last ditch desperate attempt to save their marriage.

Now thats funny 🙂

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**Author:** ![asiansilvertoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a698b9/32.png) [@asiansilvertoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asiansilvertoes)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/104 "2011-10-19T23:45:22Z")

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Lol, well I was entertained, hope you were too! Princhester final got it, but hey sorry, to leave you guys hanging, but I have some high school math homework to finish I’ll be graduating this year. Laters!! Suckers.

P.S.- Typing with one hand is tiring! 😛

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/105 "2011-10-19T23:52:25Z")

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I’m actually saddened that this is how you’re spending your high school years.

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**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/106 "2011-10-19T23:55:55Z")

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> [@asiansilvertoes](#):
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> Lol, well I was entertained, hope you were too! Princhester final got it, but hey sorry, to leave you guys hanging, but I have some high school math homework to finish I’ll be graduating this year. Laters!! Suckers.
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> P.S.- Typing with one hand is tiring! 😛

I was correct about the whooshing, yay me - it was a pathetic, inadequate kid after all.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/107 "2011-10-20T00:14:13Z")

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> [@asiansilvertoes](#):
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> Lol, well I was entertained, hope you were too! Princhester final got it, but hey sorry, to leave you guys hanging, but I have some high school math homework to finish I’ll be graduating this year. Laters!! Suckers.
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> P.S.- Typing with one hand is tiring! 😛

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/108 "2011-10-20T00:34:28Z")

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This is really too bad.  
I was hoping the husband would kill him and some of us would be on the jury.  
Ah, well.  
Perhaps we can trace his IP address.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/109 "2011-10-20T00:43:04Z")

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> [@asiansilvertoes](#):
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> Lol, well I was entertained, hope you were too! Princhester final got it, but hey sorry, to leave you guys hanging, but I have some high school math homework to finish I’ll be graduating this year. Laters!! Suckers.
> 
> P.S.- Typing with one hand is tiring! 😛

[moderating]  
And we all know what happens to trolls on the Straight Dope, right?  
[/moderating]

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/played-footsie-with-friends-wife-under-table-what-does-it-mean/599738/110 "2011-10-20T05:25:10Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> This is really too bad.  
> I was hoping the husband would kill him and some of us would be on the jury.  
> Ah, well.  
> Perhaps we can trace his IP address.

We will not trace his IP address, but rather we’ll do our best to forget him.

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