# Players needed for Diplomacy, Aberration varient.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 15, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370 "2003-11-15T03:05:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ppg\_shg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@ppg\_shg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ppg_shg)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/81 "2003-11-18T17:58:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Weirddave \*  
> \*\*Killing the GM, by yourself or by your paramour, will result in an immediate 2 SC penalty. Be warned, JC! \*\*

Yeah, but then JC would take over as GM and give himself a 3 SC bonus. Plus, he’d be with Ginger so what would he care?

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/82 "2003-11-18T18:24:47Z")

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Oh, a Canadian redhead, the Black Hills, and the knowledge that I stole from Dave.

Mmm…is there a downside here?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/83 "2003-11-18T18:36:22Z")

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I’m not a very docile woman. I’d make a lousy stolen wife. Plus I won’t have babies.

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**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/84 "2003-11-18T20:22:52Z")

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Hey, **Ginger** you do have access to **Dave** ’s computer, right? so, you could help ME out then as well?

Yes, I know you’d want something for that, how about a regular rescue shipment of the finest Canadian goods you’ve missed! 😛

Or, I suppose I can play the game the old-fashioned way by just TALKING with my opponents. Still pretty fun that way. 😃

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**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/85 "2003-11-18T20:52:50Z")

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Hey, **Ginger** you do have access to **Dave** ’s computer, right? so, you could help ME out then as well?

Yes, I know you’d want something for that, how about a regular rescue shipment of the finest Canadian goods you’ve missed! 😛

Or, I suppose I can play the game the old-fashioned way by just TALKING with my opponents. Still pretty fun that way. 😃

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/86 "2003-11-19T01:12:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Steelerphan \*  
> \*\*  
> Should I go with Czarist Russia, or is it ok to have the revolution a little early and rule as Lenin? \*\*

It would be a LOT more cool if you’d rule as Lennon.

_Happiness, is a warm gun…_

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/87 "2003-11-19T01:17:39Z")

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I _could_ help, but what’s in it for me? A Wunderbar, some Coffee Crisp, some Tim’s coffee?

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/88 "2003-11-19T01:38:01Z")

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Get real people! Ginger is not one to be persuaded by mere material posessions. At least not when Germany is offering hard currency.

Aside to Ginger - E-mail me to discuss my contribution to your favorite charity.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/89 "2003-11-19T02:59:55Z")

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I have received confirmation emails ( that they’re aware they are in and the game is on ) from everone in Aberration and all but 2 in Milan. Please let me know your alive and dipping if you havent yet in 1164.

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**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/90 "2003-11-19T03:41:44Z")

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Hard currency? Bah, what is the deutchmark compared to the franc? Don’t make me declare war on you to show you how to truly bribe someone!!!

**Ginger** , I knew about the Coffee Crisp and Tim’s, but no Wunderbar either? Truly you live in a deprived country!

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/91 "2003-11-19T03:45:25Z")

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Yup! All we got down here is this big ole’ army. Wanna make something of it? ;)😃

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/92 "2003-11-19T03:46:59Z")

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How wunderbar can it be if it din’t come from the Fatherland?

Ok, we will do business in this “American Dollar” until such time as my new world order is in place.

So, how many of these funny little “Presidents” would you like. I have vaults full of them. Plus, a place of honor in the 5th Reich!

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**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/93 "2003-11-19T05:22:07Z")

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Okay, okay. Cut out the namby-pamby foolishingness around.

This is war!

Also, the email that I sent out seems to have bounced, so I’ll place it here as well. **Jonmarzie** and I are twin brothers. We have not been married in Canada. :wally:

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/94 "2003-11-19T07:32:17Z")

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Damn, another Diplomacy game. Well, after my last revolting experience in DopeDip, I suppose I should be relieved that all the slots are filled.

Just a simple warning: a lemur never forgets.

Remember me, Mr. Schneider? Portugal, 1905. If you’re going to shoot at a lemur, Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.

OK, so put me down as first alternate for both games. I think my email is posted, but it is darryl.s at yahoo dot com.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/95 "2003-11-19T11:51:21Z")

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Sorry 'bout that. **Rue** is more of a small barn fowl and soggy breakfast cereal guy than he is about strippers, anyway. At least that’s my take. Besides he’ll probably be off on a joy ride in the _Betty_ that day.

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/96 "2003-11-19T12:53:13Z")

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Uhhhh?? **Shibb** , did you MEAN to post that there?

I only ask because it doesn’t seem to follow any of the previous posts.

You don’t need ME to drive across the bridge do you?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/97 "2003-11-19T12:55:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \*  
> \*\*Sorry 'bout that. **Rue** is more of a small barn fowl and soggy breakfast cereal guy than he is about strippers, anyway. At least that’s my take. Besides he’ll probably be off on a joy ride in the _Betty_ that day. \*\*

I was wondering why this wasn’t in the [other thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223816). A bit more surreal in here though, no?

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**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/98 "2003-11-19T13:13:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lemur866 \*  
> **Remember me, Mr. Schneider? Portugal, 1905. If you’re going to shoot at a lemur, Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.**

The important thing is that the job was finished, eventually. Right before I was finished, as a matter of fact.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/99 "2003-11-19T13:16:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Weirddave \*  
> \*\*Yup! All we got down here is this big ole’ army. Wanna make something of it? ;)😃 \*\*

Well, um, actually…they’re all overseas at the moment.

But if you’ll leave a message we’ll have them invade you the _minute_ they get back.

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**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/players-needed-for-diplomacy-aberration-varient/213370/100 "2003-11-19T13:27:23Z")

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What if I don’t WANT to leave a message? What then? Huh? You gonna do something about it if we invade?

Of course, we’ve got half of our army deployed as well. Hmm.

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