# Playing Golf With The Man Whose WIfe You're Banging On The Side... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454 "2010-11-04T14:10:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454/1 "2010-11-04T14:10:42Z")
The Onion strikes again…[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyV-oTTyIWg&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyV-oTTyIWg&feature=player_embedded) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454/2 "2010-11-05T04:17:10Z")
Got dial-up, didn’t want to spend 3 hours downloading a “You-Tube”, so I don’t know where this is going. Just wanted to say that I did this once, long ago. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454/3 "2010-11-05T04:33:07Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Got dial-up, didn’t want to spend 3 hours downloading a “You-Tube”, so I don’t know where this is going. > > Just wanted to say that I did this once, long ago. What was your handicap? someone owes me for this straight line. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454/4 "2010-11-05T04:36:15Z")
Brilliant punch line. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454/5 "2010-11-05T04:57:46Z")
I think my “Plating” mis-spelling in the thread title is chasing all the cheaters away that are looking for real advice for this very problem. It happens to me _every_ time I play golf. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454/6 "2010-11-05T04:59:31Z")
I just hope you’re being quiet off there to the side, so as not to mess up the husband’s shot. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454/7 "2010-11-05T05:07:10Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I just hope you’re being quiet off there to the side, so as not to mess up the husband’s shot. Tiger was quiet… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454/8 "2010-11-05T12:19:36Z")
Changed “plating” to “playing” in the thread title, and “who’s” to “whose,” while I was in there anyway. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454/9 "2010-11-05T12:42:36Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Changed “plating” to “playing” in the thread title, and “who’s” to “whose,” while I was in there anyway. Thanks **twickster**. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454/10 "2010-11-05T13:32:17Z")
I hate that I know guys like that - but the whole approach to the bit was hilarious - just a deadpan-play-it-straight like its Good Morning Today, just make sure all the headlines sound perfectly off. Surreal. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-golf-with-the-man-whose-wife-youre-banging-on-the-side/559454/11 "2010-11-05T16:07:59Z")
“If she’s not banging me, it would be somebody else” **swings** 😃