# Playing with your nugat **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 1999, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107 "1999-12-16T20:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d78d45/32.png) [@Inky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/1 "1999-12-16T20:00:00Z")
I just stripped a Three musketeers bar naked. I used to do this as a kid–peel the chocolate coating off the nugat part-- but never with such success (Staleness seems to be the key to a really effective peel). I now have a somewhat sad, flaccid, rectangle of nugat that I suspect I won’t eat. I got it from one of those suicide vending machines where all candy bars seem to be jumping off the ledges of a big snackfood apartment building (why are the pretzels, the most fragile resident, always in the penthouse?). Thursdays just draaaaaag on don’t they? Inky ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/2 "1999-12-16T20:02:00Z")
Damn Inky, far and away yours are the most humorous posts. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/3 "1999-12-16T20:05:00Z")
Of course your the only poster who’s ever heard a hand bag sing. Sang the handbag: She’s mighty mighty She lets it all hang out. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/4 "1999-12-16T20:11:00Z")
Inky - strange coincidence - I tend to do that to Three Musketeers bars too. I’ve always had more luck with the “fun size” ones though…my hands get really sticky when I do that to the large ones. Have you ever tried it with a “Milky Way”? ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/5 "1999-12-16T20:13:00Z")
Sorry, I thought this was a thread about masturbation. I’ll just be going now… * * * Nothing like a bad decision Says who you are. -Gin Blossoms, _“Perfectly Still”_ ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/6 "1999-12-16T20:16:00Z")
1. It’s spelled _nougat_. 2. The inside of a Three Musketeers is whipped chocolate, not nougat. 3. If you don’t stop that you’ll go blind. * * * “If ignorance were corn flakes, you’d be General Mills.” Cecil Adams _The Straight Dope_ ---
**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/7 "1999-12-16T20:17:00Z")
Such…Such…Perversion! Don’t you know there are kids apt to visit this board? There’s enough trouble in this world without you poisoning their little minds! Playing with your nugat indeed! As I’ve always said: To each his own, but if you really want to play with your “sad, flaccid” nugat, keep it to yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/8 "1999-12-16T20:28:00Z")
I try and do the same thing with a Twinkie, but the cream filling always seems to shoot out before I want it to. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/9 "1999-12-16T20:42:00Z")
I like to eat my Peanut Butter Cup naked…and you can make whatever extrapolations you want to from that. * * * the Artist Formerly Known as Kara ---
**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/10 "1999-12-16T20:50:00Z")
I love to peel Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Also, I try to suck out the frosting so I end up with little cake crepes. Doesn’t usually work. [joke] Q: Why don’t [insert name of ethnic group here] eat M&Ms? A: Too hard to peel! [/joke] ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/11 "1999-12-16T21:43:00Z")
This thread takes the pre-packaged, single-serving cake! ## I rarely do so in the nude, but I like to eat all the chocolate off peanut butter cups, and then eat the peanut butter last. Insert Random Witticism Here. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/12 "1999-12-16T22:12:00Z")
I like to strip most anything I eat…chocolate or otherwise! * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Inky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d78d45/32.png) [@Inky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/13 "1999-12-16T22:34:00Z")
Crackwhore! I’m shocked! Hey what does a woman and a noodle have in common? Make your own punchline… ---
**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/14 "1999-12-16T22:36:00Z")
Hey Inky…is your nougat sort of, you know, boomerang shaped? ---
**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/15 "1999-12-16T22:38:00Z")
Oh dear lord, did I just hit submit? _suffused with shame, Eden slinks away_ ---
**Author:** ![Inky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d78d45/32.png) [@Inky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/16 "1999-12-16T22:48:00Z")
It is in fact boomerang shaped! I was holding it by one end, studying the way gravity slowly bent it over. I suddenly turned my head and noticed one of the secretaries in my office giving me an odd look. I have that effect on people. Inky ---
**Author:** ![Meow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meow)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/17 "1999-12-16T22:56:00Z")
I always strip the top of a Twix first, then savor the sweet cookie part last. Meow! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/18 "1999-12-16T23:36:00Z")
Eden, is DJ sending you straight lines too?! (high moral tone) See what eating the black JuJuBees leads to? * * * VB “Hey! How 'bout that Toe Jam?” ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/19 "1999-12-16T23:45:00Z")
Dammit, now everyone in the computer lab is looking at me funny. Thanks guys. – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107/20 "1999-12-17T20:09:00Z")
I prefer my nougat beaten, not whipped. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/playing-with-your-nugat/12107.md?page=2)