# Plea for help: Oakminster has a sandy vagina **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 28, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442 "2013-08-28T21:35:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/21 "2013-08-29T01:15:03Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Most banks won’t fit in a liquor store. But the idea of a combination liquor store/gun store/bank does present interesting and exciting possibilities. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/22 "2013-08-29T01:18:48Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > But the idea of a combination liquor store/gun store/bank does present interesting and exciting possibilities. I conquer. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/23 "2013-08-29T02:17:00Z")
Not sand. Wood chips. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/24 "2013-08-29T06:16:02Z")
> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#): > > Who can blame him? Alabama’s starting tailback got busted holding up a liquor stare with a gun Man, once I get my liquor stare on, a gun ain’t gonna do it. You need at least some air support to hold that shit up. Or some more liquor. Or a tank. Or a tank of liquor. Eventually, I have the gun, we have enough liquor, and if a sober stenographer had been present for the negotiations we could have presented the United Nations with plans that would result in peace in the middle east and a sand free vagina for Oakminster. Seriously, sober people need to recognize the power of the liquor stare. It so often precedes the solution to all the world’s problems. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/25 "2013-08-29T12:05:17Z")
Yeah, anyone with a vagina is a horrible person. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/26 "2013-08-29T12:30:29Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Now now, you don’t want to hurt his feelings? He might flounce off again in a huff, and _then_ where will be? Huffless? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/27 "2013-08-29T12:47:38Z")
> [@Trion](#): > > Huffless? That would just ruin Dancing With the Stars ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/28 "2013-08-29T13:09:00Z")
It’s people like him that make me feel sorry for the mods. If they don’t do anything when he posts yet another complaint, then they’re accused of ignoring people. If they say something, no matter what, it cannot be right unless they totally bow down to him and say yes master, you are right. If they ignore it it’s circling the wagons or some such nonsense. Complain, complain, complain. Bitch, bitch, bitch, about every moderator decision. If I was a mod I’d feel like I had a tail all the time. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/29 "2013-08-29T13:23:02Z")
I’m just curious when Ed is going to come in and ban him. Was it not made clear that anybody repeatedly doing nothing but bitch and moan would be told to get lost, and nobody bitches and moans like this moany little bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/30 "2013-08-29T13:26:10Z")
He does lots of other things besides bitch and moan. Heh. I haven’t heard that “sandy vagina” line since college. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a6a055/32.png) [@Tequila\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Party)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/31 "2013-08-29T13:33:30Z")
Sure. He moans and bitches. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/32 "2013-08-29T13:37:05Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Are any of us? I have no filter either here or in real life. So I’m probably exactly who you guys think I am.😃 As for the **Oakster,** unless he surrounds himself with with people who think the same way he does, I doubt he expresses himself as openly in real life. Otherwise I doubt he would be able to hold a steady job or have any friends. That is of course assuming that he has a job and friends in real life.:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/33 "2013-08-29T13:41:06Z")
**Oak** ’s an OK guy. He just has a enormous persecution complex that stems from him being on the wrong side of History. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/34 "2013-08-29T13:47:00Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Now now, you don’t want to hurt his feelings? He might flounce off again in a huff, and _then_ where will be? [groucho]Or perhaps a minute and a huff (waggles eyebrows).[/g] ---
**Author:** ![Crumbled\_Bumble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@Crumbled\_Bumble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crumbled_Bumble)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/35 "2013-08-29T14:16:15Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > **Oak** ’s an OK guy. He just has a enormous persecution complex that stems from him being on the wrong side of History. In other words, he’s not an asshole but he’s an asshole. Ok, got it. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/36 "2013-08-29T14:20:54Z")
**Crumbled Bumble** , what an awesome username. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/37 "2013-08-29T14:20:59Z")
Glad I could clear that up for everybody. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/38 "2013-08-29T14:27:02Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > Yeah, anyone with a vagina is a horrible person. Well, if they took it without asking. ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/39 "2013-08-29T14:34:15Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > I conquer. Word-a-day calendar? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/40 "2013-08-29T14:51:38Z")
I give this pitting an 8 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442.md?page=3)