# Plea for help: Oakminster has a sandy vagina **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 28, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442 "2013-08-28T21:35:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Crumbled\_Bumble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@Crumbled\_Bumble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crumbled_Bumble)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/41 "2013-08-29T15:13:04Z")
Many thanks ---
**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/42 "2013-08-29T18:03:02Z")
Well see now, you’re persecuting him right now, again. Soon he will have to complain again, probably about how liberals are all whiny and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/43 "2013-08-29T18:47:41Z")
> [@Truman\_Burbank](#): > > Well see now, you’re persecuting him right now, again. Soon he will have to complain again, probably about how liberals are all whiny and stuff. You’re right, as evidenced by the pitting receiving an ‘8’ by **MrDibble** , despite a lack of profanity or specific links. Further, had a \*conservative \*used gender-based imagery to illustrate a point, the liberal masses would have set upon him in an anti-misogynistic crusade. (The closest we get is **Shake’s** rather weak attempt of “yeah, anyone with a vagina is a horrible person,” demonstrating an utter lack of familiarity with vaginas, their relative sensitivity, and the abrasive effects of sand.) ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/44 "2013-08-29T18:56:25Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > I conquer. I divide. We should partner up. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/45 "2013-08-29T19:04:00Z")
So, once upon a time, younger and more foolishest, I went to California. Bunch of us went to the ocean to see how big it is, got stoned, and I started feeling frisky towards my most recent fave rave. “First time in California, is it?” says she. Shrivel. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/46 "2013-08-29T19:05:02Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I divide. We should partner up. I abide. I’ll just wait till you’re done. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/47 "2013-08-29T20:10:04Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > “First time in California, is it?” says she. Shrivel. That’s a terrible haiku. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/48 "2013-08-29T20:29:41Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > I have no filter either here or in real life. So I’m probably exactly who you guys think I am.😃 So this is you? [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XBhlyXQeAL0/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AHUAYACoAGKAgwIABABGGUgTihGMA8=&rs=AOn4CLBP1KrOqQSADJ5rGpLpfcWKb79AJQ "Deuce Bigalow-Tourette Syndrome") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBhlyXQeAL0) You’re a pretty good actress. I hope you get more roles. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/49 "2013-08-29T20:29:55Z")
We should really thank **Oakminster**. This thread is fantastic. > [@Folly](#): > > Word-a-day calendar? Nicely done. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/50 "2013-08-29T20:45:05Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > That’s a terrible haiku. Sandy vagina Is not on the agenda The Jade Gate is closed. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/51 "2013-08-29T20:48:36Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > That’s a terrible haiku. First time in Cali? She asked; he shrivelled. Shrinkage has many causes. . ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442/52 "2013-08-30T09:50:08Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > You’re right, as evidenced by the pitting receiving an ‘8’ by **MrDibble** , despite a lack of profanity or specific links. Actually, that was a Pit-relevant joke at **Oakie** ’s expense. Rating Pittings used to be a tiresome schtick. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/plea-for-help-oakminster-has-a-sandy-vagina/667442.md?page=2)