# Please, allow me to relive my nightmares for your amusement **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 24, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120 "2013-10-24T15:29:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/21 "2013-10-24T17:32:59Z")
I’m gonna level with you. Jacking around the OP is sort of screwed up. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/22 "2013-10-24T17:48:05Z")
An EMT who won’t share specifics of their job? You’re a sawhorse of a different color. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/23 "2013-10-24T18:05:54Z")
- Tell us! - I can’t tell you. - Tell us! - I can’t tell you. - Tell us! … It’s a circular old saw. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/24 "2013-10-24T18:19:58Z")
Aw, c’mon. The poor guy’s had a wrenching experience, and all y’all can do is rasp him about it. File that under “being a jerk”, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/25 "2013-10-24T18:23:45Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > It looks like everyone is ratcheting up the pressure on him, with every post being another turn of the screw. Awl I know is that the issue is a plane as day. Sock’et to him! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/26 "2013-10-24T18:32:28Z")
Hey people, lighten up. He needs this thread like a hole in the head. ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/27 "2013-10-24T18:39:43Z")
What really amused me is the fact that the OP brought the event up completely out of the blue, off topic, then pitted a completely harmless comment about it _two days later_. What a fucking attention whore… I mean mitre saw. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/28 "2013-10-24T18:43:37Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > I’m referring to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16778713&postcount=80) post. > Let me bold the important parts since you failed to understand them the first time: > Put it this way, it didn’t involve a chainsaw, but even Leatherface would’ve said, “Damn, dude, now that’s f’ed up.” So when are you gonna tell us what happened? And if you aren’t then don’t fucking bring it up in the first place retard. ---
**Author:** ![arseNal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@arseNal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arseNal)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/29 "2013-10-24T18:52:31Z")
I usually find it pretty lame when others do this, but … > [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > first place retard Band[del]saw[/del] name!! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/30 "2013-10-24T18:56:52Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Aw, c’mon. The poor guy’s had a wrenching experience, and all y’all can do is rasp him about it. \ Bastards. > [@arseNal](#): > > I usually find it pretty lame when others do this, but … > > Band[del]saw[/del] name!! Even worse - Second Place Retards. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Toothpaste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e56c9b/32.png) [@James\_Toothpaste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Toothpaste)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/31 "2013-10-24T19:01:44Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Aw, c’mon. The poor guy’s had a wrenching experience, and all y’all can do is rasp him about it. File that under “being a jerk”, IMO. Yeah, y’all are being mean! Stop it now, please. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/32 "2013-10-24T19:19:22Z")
Please, don’t spare us one riveting detail. That could leave you a couple bubbles off plumb. Try to brace up a bit. Tape measure… (sorry, nothing) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/33 "2013-10-24T19:30:48Z")
Yeah, man up! Find your studliness. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/34 "2013-10-24T21:49:48Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > What a tool. > > The OP’s nightmares couldn’t top the one I had last night. I had joined the Marines, but still had to look at Pap tests. :eek::eek::eek: Hmmph. Piker. I dreamed I had to work with Sarah Palin. Whose daughter was Gwyneth Paltrow. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/35 "2013-10-24T21:56:00Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Hey people, lighten up. He needs this thread like a hole in the head. Doesn’t get any planer than that. ---
**Author:** ![Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/section_maker_jupe/32/1424_2.png) [@Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Section_Maker_Jupe)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/36 "2013-10-24T22:42:22Z")
If nail guns were outlawed…be some sore fingers out there. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/37 "2013-10-25T00:31:10Z")
A long time ago, mid to late 80s maybe, a friend read me something out of a newspaper (pretty sure it a regular newspaper, not an Inquirer type) about a man who committed suicide by drilling eight holes in his head. My first thought was “How did he mess up on the first seven?” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/38 "2013-10-25T00:51:44Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > A long time ago, mid to late 80s maybe, a friend read me something out of a newspaper (pretty sure it a regular newspaper, not an Inquirer type) about a man who committed suicide by drilling eight holes in his head. My first thought was “How did he mess up on the first seven?” Those were just for practice. ---
**Author:** ![Lubricious\_Integument](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/82dd89/32.png) [@Lubricious\_Integument](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lubricious_Integument)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/39 "2013-10-25T02:48:18Z")
Spiderman reminds me of [Sloppy Moe](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKvhVssO348). Link goes to a short clip of a horribly racist WB short. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-allow-me-to-relive-my-nightmares-for-your-amusement/672120/40 "2013-10-25T03:40:23Z")
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