# Please Ban Me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-ban-me/396131>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [March 16, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-ban-me/396131 "2007-03-16T02:21:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Cryptoderk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cryptoderk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cryptoderk)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-ban-me/396131/1 "2007-03-16T02:21:45Z")

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Please ban me for two hours (no longer!) so I can see what it feels like.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-ban-me/396131/2 "2007-03-16T02:35:53Z")

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Or, you know, you could do something else besides this website for two hours and achieve a remarkingly similar effect. If you try to cheat, just punch yourself in the face.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-ban-me/396131/3 "2007-03-16T02:51:58Z")

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/PSA/  
The ban button is not a toy, son.  
/PSA/

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-ban-me/396131/4 "2007-03-16T03:04:46Z")

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Geez.

Turn off your computer and go outside to play, it’s nice out.