# Please do not answer this poll.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [December 4, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035 "2011-12-04T17:07:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@I\_Know\_Nothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Know_Nothing)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/1 "2011-12-04T17:07:45Z")
Please do not answer this poll.
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### Author:  [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/2 "2011-12-04T17:17:46Z")
Seven.
ETA: Didn’t read the whole OP. Eight.
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### Author:  [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/3 "2011-12-04T17:19:21Z")
[Hey Johnny](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=_4NkkAQllfo)
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/4 "2011-12-04T17:28:11Z")
We’re allowed to post in the thread though, right?
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### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/5 "2011-12-04T17:35:50Z")
> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> Seven.
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> ETA: Didn’t read the whole OP. Eight.
What makes you think we _didn’t_ read the OP? Some people are just defiant by nature.
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### Author:  [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/6 "2011-12-04T17:51:27Z")
> [@SDMB](#):
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> Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll
It’s like it knows, or something.
On edit: Wait, now it says I feel compelled … but do I? This is so freaky.
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### Author:  [@nudgenudge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nudgenudge)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/7 "2011-12-04T18:21:20Z")
Some people seem to have voted for both “please do not select this option” and “cows eat grass”. It’s like they’re not taking the thing seriously.
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### Author:  [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/8 "2011-12-04T20:05:32Z")
> [@Mangetout](#):
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> We’re allowed to post in the thread though, right?
I feel compelled to post in this thread in order to tell the world that I didn’t answer this poll.
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### Author:  [@Shawn\_K\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn_K_1)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/9 "2011-12-04T20:06:52Z")
Blue is the real answer I’m quite sure.
Is this a test of some sort to see if people automatically click on polls without really reading them?
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### Author:  [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/10 "2011-12-04T20:09:50Z")
Oops…was I not supposed to vote in this poll? Sorry.
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### Author:  [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/11 "2011-12-04T20:18:34Z")
I like check boxes. They’re pretty when they’re checked! Yes, no, I don’t know? I like grass, does that make me a cow?
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/12 "2011-12-04T20:25:17Z")
I don’t follow directions well. Or, at all, sometimes.
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### Author:  [@UncleNito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleNito)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/13 "2011-12-04T20:38:55Z")
I question the personal motives, intelligence and character of those who selected an option other than the one I selected.
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### Author:  [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/14 "2011-12-04T22:43:26Z")
I find it amusing that **I Know Nothing** voted.
-D/a
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2011, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/15 "2011-12-04T22:47:13Z")
> [@I\_Know\_Nothing](#):
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> Please do not answer this poll.
Why?
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### Author:  [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-answer-this-poll/605035/16 "2011-12-05T01:18:20Z")
I’m sorry but I’m really seeing no content here. If you would like to start a poll about the uselessness of polls, or something, please go ahead — and be a little more straightforward about your intentions.
Thread closed.