# Please do not post complete lyrics to songs!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [June 13, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944 "2002-06-13T23:03:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/61 "2002-07-17T02:19:41Z")
**detop** All I can say is…wow 🙂
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### Author:  [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/62 "2002-07-17T03:15:33Z")
**Enright3** , **elfkin477** , thank you for the kind words. I try but I’m definitely not in the same league as a **welby1** or a **Fenris**. BTW, where is the Master of Parody[sup]TM[/sup] ?
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### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/63 "2002-07-17T03:21:08Z")
**My Post’s Not There**
Well no one told me about Euty, the way he pried
Well no one told me about this policy, how many people cried
But it’s too late to say I’m sorry
How would he know, why should he care
Please don’t bother tryin’ to find it
My post’s not there
Well let me tell you 'bout the way it read
The way it sounded and its singular flair
Its voice was intense and cool
The lyrics were unique and tight
But its not there
Well no one told me about Euty, what could I do
Well no one told me about this policy, though they all knew
But it’s too late to say I’m sorry
How would he know, why should he care
Please don’t bother tryin’ to find it
My post’s not there
Well let me tell you 'bout the way it read
The way it sounded and its singular flair
Its voice was intense and cool
The lyrics were unique and tight
But its not there
But it’s too late to say I’m sorry
How would he know, why should he care
Please don’t bother tryin’ to find it
My post’s not there
Well let me tell you 'bout the way it read
The way it sounded and its singular flair
Its voice was intense and cool
The lyrics were unique and tight
But its not there…
- grumbles to self that it’s a shame the Zombies broke up before I was born\*
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### Author:  [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/64 "2002-07-17T14:28:57Z")
**Born to be Mild**
Get your codin’ runnin’
Head out on the high thread
Lookin’ for adventure
And whatever posts our way
Yeah Euty go make it happen
Take the Board in a love embrace
Delete all of our posts at once
And explode cyberspace
I like joke and posting
Heavy duty Doper
Racin’ with the mind
And the feelin’ that I’m over
Yeah Euty go make it happen
Take the Board in a love embrace
Delete all of our posts at once
And explode cyberspace
Like a true poster child
We were born, born to be mild
We can post so high
I never wanna die
Born to be mild
Born to be mild
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### Author:  [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/65 "2002-07-17T15:52:36Z")
A modern-day Moderator
Mean mean stride,
Today’s Euthychus
Mean mean pride.
Though his forum is not for rent,
Don’t put him down as arrogant.
Teeming millions, a quiet defense,
Riding out the day’s threads
The Straight Dope
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about Café Society.
Catch the post, catch the troll
Catch the sock, does this get old?
The Dope is, the Dope is,
Ed and Cecil are deep,
Maybe as his columns are right.
Today’s Eutychus,
He gets high on you,
And the thread he edits
He gets by on you.
No, his forum is not for rent
By any law breaking girl or gent
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows copyright ain’t permanent,
This thread is.
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about Café Society.
Catch the witless, catch the git,
Catch the idiot, catch some shit.
The Dope is, the Dope is,
Ed and Cecil are deep,
Maybe as his columns are right.
Exit the moderator,
Today’s Euty-chus,
He gets high on you,
And the barbs you trade,
He gets right on to the running of the Board
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### Author:  [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/66 "2002-07-17T16:35:05Z")
I’m just gonna post this one,
I’m just uhh, gonna gonna gonna gonna post this to the dopers
Not so much the dopers in the forums
as the dopers sitting in my mind,
Duh dub duh duhbbbbbbbbbb
(Donde esta los digits du DJ Opal?)
Bring the truth to the people so much faster
Bump a thread from last year
Run it to the Master
Don’t hijack the OP
Flame ‘em in the BBQ Pit
With the hamsters runnin’ in the little wheels
Surf naked
If you have a thread-ah
Don’t even try to troll the others
A way to get a ban
[Look at the pretty colors…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119221&highlight=Look+at+the+)
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
He was just a mouth-breather livin with mom
Hair is on his palm yeah his balm-balm-balmy palm
[REPEAT]
[CHORUS]
Mods will be the source of your demise,
and you’re never gonna come back, clown
You have
a sock or maybe five,
but you’re never gonna come back, clown
To hog
The bandwidth on the line
but you’re never gonna come back, clown
To ask
what ends in -gry
But you’re never gonna come back, clown
But you’re never gonna come back, clown
But you’re never gonna come back, clown
But you’re never gonna come back, clown
But you’re never gonna come back, clown
We are here to learn the truf-uh. T-R-U-F uh
Eutychus, Eutychus they don’t pay you
but still you moderate, don’t pay you but still you moderate, rate, rate, rate, rate…
Oh when I dialed up and got on the SDMB
I saw a troll who’s MO was trite to me
And he was causing more trouble than a troupe of LB’s
And they were linin’ up to flame him in the P-I-T!
Yeah he was just a mouth-breather livin with mom
Hair is on his palm yeah his balm-balm-balmy palm
[repeat]
If you have a thread-ah
The title shouldn’t spoil “The Others”
Don’t cry when you get flamed
Because you’ve been a bother
[[CHORUS]]
He’s the troll slinger, the sock puppet stinger,
sucka fool posters they get stopped by his nimble fingers…
Huh!
He’s gonna call 'em out now,
He likes to call 'em out, he likes to call 'em out,
He likes to call 'em out, he likes to call 'em out,
Mr. Euty, Mr. Euty, Mr. Euty, Mr. Euty,
Please blow 'em out, blow 'em out, blow 'em out, blow 'em out
Could you blow 'em out?
Could you blow out a few more trolls than that?
Could you blow 'em out? Could you blow 'em out?
Say hallelujah Euty, say hallelujah oh yes!
Yes, yes in the name, the name of, in the naaaaame,
In the name,
And it was on my keyboard a colon and a parenthesis,
But on my post-ah, it was a _smiley!_
[[CHORUS]]
You understand?
You know what I’m saying?
Rght on to the people in the forum,
Right to the people in the lurks,
Right on to the moderators,
Right on to the admins,
Right on to welby1,
Right on,
Right on to the lady with the coffee coming out her nose in the red tank top
Right on to all them mmmmmoderators named Eutychus
Moderatin’ internet dudes with biblical names, I love that sh\*t
And then Cecil’s words were uttered!
The truth and wonders thundered!
The wonders thunders uttered!
Cows have buttered udders!
Water flows in gutters!
This rhyming thing is harder…_D’OH!_
Ahem…
Eutychusss-ah.
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/67 "2002-07-17T22:44:37Z")
_{With apologies to ol’ blue eyes…)_
And now
I’ll end this thread
And this will be
The final posting
It’s been
A lot of fun
To be the ob-
ject of your roasting.
Yes I
can take a joke
And even jest
in such a dry way
That’s just
the way I am;
I posted my way.
We talk
Of many things
From oral sex
To nuclear fission
But don’t
repost a song
without a cop-
yright permission.
If so
You’ll get the boot
And I do mean
Not in a shy way
It’s not that nice
You do it twice
You’ll hit the highway.
There was a time
I almost went
And banned you all
With ill intent.
But though it all
Though it was sport
I listed names.
We’ll meet in court.
Your weekly pay
you earned today
will soon be my pay!
But if
I close it now
I’ll never hear
Your criticism
Your comments
On my song
Your gentle barbs
And witticisms.
I’ll ne-
ver hear you say
“Gee that was phrased
in such a sly way!”
My God
I’m such a whore.
I’ll close it Friday.
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### Author:  [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/68 "2002-07-17T23:17:33Z")
Bravo, Bravo, Bravissimo, Author, Author, Auth… [sub]wait a minute, what am I saying ? Let’s try that again[/sub] Euty, Euty, Euty 😃
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2002, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/69 "2002-07-18T12:37:33Z")
Everytime I read this thread, I don’t understand.
Why Euty let the things we did get so out of hand.
He should have closed this thread and had us banned.
All of these song parodies, and so few get panned.
I only want to know, I only want to know, I only want to know…
Eutychus, Eutchyus, why make all this unnecessary fuss?
Eutychus, Superstar, are you as bad this thread says you are?
Tell us what you think about each parody post?
Is \*\* welby [b/] the one that you like the most?
\*\* detop [/b) is he at the top? Is he just the best?
What about \*\* Barnett \*\* and me and all of the rest?
Will you really close this thread? That will be a mistake, cause
This is the best Mod thread that there ever was!
All I want to know, all I want to know is
Eutychus, Eutychus what make all this unnecessary fuss.
Eutychus, Superstar, are you are bad as this thread says you are?
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2002, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/70 "2002-07-18T12:41:08Z")
Everytime I read this thread, I don’t understand.
Why Euty let the things we did get so out of hand.
He should have closed this thread and had us banned.
All of these song parodies, and so few get panned.
I only want to know, I only want to know, I only want to know…
Eutychus, Eutchyus, why make all this unnecessary fuss?
Eutychus, Superstar, are you as bad this thread says you are?
Tell us what you think about each parody post?
Is \*\* welby \*\* the one that you like the most?
\*\* detop \*\* is he at the top? Is he just the best?
What about \*\* Barnett \*\* and me and all of the rest?
Will you really close this thread? That will be a mistake, cause
This is the best Mod thread that there ever was!
All I want to know, all I want to know is
Eutychus, Eutychus what make all this unnecessary fuss.
Eutychus, Superstar, are you are bad as this thread says you are?
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### Author:  [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2002, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/71 "2002-07-18T14:20:25Z")
I guess I have time for one more…
Doo-doo-doot doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doot doo dee
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doot doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doot doo
I’m postin’ in the thread
Just postin’ in the thread
What a glorious feeling
I’m silly again
I’m laughin’ with a Mod
So high up above
The fun’s in my heart
And I’m ready for love
Let the stormy Mod chase
Everyone from the place
Come into the thread
I’ve a smile on my face
I’ll talk down the bane
With a happy restrain
Just postin’
Postin’ in the thread
Prancin’ in the thread
Da da da da da da…
I’m silly again…
I’m prancin’
And postin’
In the thread
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/72 "2002-07-18T15:33:59Z")
First verse, at the end. (I cannot get it right).
\*\* This is a mod thread with a record number of hits.
So why is Mod Eutychus having so many fits? \*\*
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### Author:  [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/73 "2002-07-18T15:37:19Z")
**Annie-Xmas** , you forgot one thing : it is the first “Stickie” thread to make Threadspotting.
Anyway, I guess we still have time for this :
Eutychus is my name and I ruled the Café threads
Till Doper’s absurdity came and tore up the posts again
In the summer of 'ought-two, we were angry, just barely postin’
By July the tenth, GQ had fell
It was a time I remember, oh so well
The night they drove old Euty mad
And all the trolls were gloating
The night they drove old Euty mad
And all the posters were singing
They went Na, na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na
Back with my life in Rhode Islee,
When one day they pointed to me
Euty, quick come see! there goes Unka Cece !
I don’t mind chopping posts,
I don’t care if the money’s no good
Take what you b’lieve and leave the best
But they should never have taken my very rest
The night they drove old Euty mad
And all the trolls were gloating
The night they drove old Euty mad
And all the posters were singing
They went Na, na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na
Like the poster before me, I’m a peaceful host
Like the Doper before me, I made a libel boast
Just 18, loud and rave, when a hacker laid him in his grave
I swear by the threads flowing below my feet
You can’t raise an Euty back up when he’s been defeated
The night they drove old Euty mad
And all the trolls were gloating
The night they drove old Euty mad
And all the posters were singing
They went Na, na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na
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### Author:  [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/74 "2002-07-18T16:35:02Z")
Eut, Eut, Eut, Eut
Eut, Eut, Eut, Eut
Lovely Eutychuuuuuus! Wonderful Eutychuuuuuuuus!
Lovely Eutychuuuuuus! Wonderful Eutychuuuuuuuus!
Eutychuuuuuus!
Eutychuuuuuus!
Eutychuuuuuus!
Eutychuuuuuus!
Lovely Eutychuuuuuus!
Lovely Eutychuuuuuus!
Lovely Eutychuuuuuus!
Eut, Eut, Eut, Eutychuuuuuuuus!
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### Author:  [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2002, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/75 "2002-07-18T20:45:52Z")
After all that, all I can say is…
TEQUILA! 😃
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### Author:  [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2002, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/76 "2002-07-19T09:31:12Z")
Is this a real post ?
Is this Cafe Society ?
Caught with a hamster,
No escape from mod Euty.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the mod and see,
I’m just a new-bie,
I need more posts you see,
Because I’m wanting to, join the clique,
sucking on, mod ti-tty.
Any way to join now ? I should suck up more to Euty, Eu-ty.
Euty, just killed the fun,
Put a sticky at the top, now our lyrics are all gone,
Euty, we just want to post,
But now we’ve gone and thrown it all away,
Euty, ooo-o-o-oooooh didn’t mean to make you cry,
If we’re not logging on this time tomorrow,
Ban us all, ban us all, as if nothing really matters.
Too late, copywrite has come
Take lyrics off this thread, delete our posts as if we’re dead.
Goodbye crappy verses, songs have to go,
Gotta leave the Straight Dope and obey the rules.
Euty, ooo-o-o-ooooh, I just want to post,
I sometimes wish I never had to go offline.
I see a little silhouetto of Euty,
Eutychus, Eutychus, will you do the Staff Reports now,
Thunder bolts and lightning, very very frightening me !
Ouch ! Who threw that ? O.K, I’ll stop now. 😃
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2002, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/77 "2002-07-19T12:17:39Z")
Start spreading the news.
This thread’s closing today.
He can’t take any more of it.
The Mod Euty!
It’s giving me blues.
Don’t take it away.
We’re having so much fun with it.
Please, Mod Euty!
I love this Message Board that doesn’t sleep.
It’s 24/7/265, top of the help.
The SDMB
Is really the best.
But Cafe Society
Beats all the rest.
I post the most there, more than anywhere.
Don’t take it away, Mod Euty, Mod Euuuuuutttttttty.
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### Author:  [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/78 "2002-07-19T13:21:48Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Wartime Consigliori \*
> \*\*After all that, all I can say is…
>
> TEQUILA! 😃 \*\*
Hey, now! We were only posting parody lyrics. You posted _actual lyrics_ to the _entire song_! That’s going a bit to far! 😛
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-do-not-post-complete-lyrics-to-songs/113944/79 "2002-07-19T19:49:03Z")
[That’s All Folks!](http://www.teemings.com/thatsallfolks.wav)
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