# Please don't hijack this thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 6, 2001, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755 "2001-11-06T07:41:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/21 "2001-11-06T16:48:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bossk \* > \*\*You know, I always thought Mark McKinney made the best looking woman on _Kids in the Hall_. \*\* A Pox on you! Dave Foley is clearly the cutest cross-dresser. Of course, Dave is always cute. Ok, I’ll admit it, he’s my man-crush. However, in the live show a couple of years ago, Dave had obviously gained a little weight. It was most apparent when he donned the Hecubus outfit for the Pit of Darkness skit. I don’t mind the roundness, but in black tights, it is a little … um … uncomely. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/22 "2001-11-06T17:20:32Z")
What’s wrong with you all? Obviously, you’re all just hijacking this thread because you have issues caused by the trauma of circumcision. You see, circumsicion is the result of Phi geometry at the speed of light (C) times the golden spiral with momentum of delta / pi. The reason you don’t understand that is because Clinton destroyed the public education system after releasing known terrorists and commies from prison. So, in conclusion, all your base are belong to us. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/23 "2001-11-06T19:31:54Z")
Parchment ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/24 "2001-11-06T19:46:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > **What’s wrong with you all? Obviously, you’re all just hijacking this thread because you have issues caused by the trauma of circumcision. You see, circumsicion is the result of Phi geometry at the speed of light © times the golden spiral with momentum of delta / pi. The reason you don’t understand that is because Clinton destroyed the public education system after releasing known terrorists and commies from prison. So, in conclusion, all your base are belong to us.** Yeah, you’re one of those evil SUV drivers, aren’t you? I’m Batman! ---
**Author:** ![Grimace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@Grimace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimace)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/25 "2001-11-06T20:01:39Z")
BlackKnight, that post is scary on several levels 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/26 "2001-11-06T20:51:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > \*\*angry > hungry > Whats the other one? \*\* **Viagry!!** ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/27 "2001-11-06T21:08:22Z")
So, this one time, at band camp… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/28 "2001-11-06T21:08:23Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by homebrew_ > A Pox on you! Dave Foley is clearly the cutest cross-dresser. Of course, Dave is always cute. Ok, I’ll admit it, he’s my man-crush. > > However, in the live show a couple of years ago, Dave had obviously gained a little weight. It was most apparent when he donned the Hecubus outfit for the Pit of Darkness skit. I don’t mind the roundness, but in black tights, it is a little … um … uncomely. Did you see the NewsRadio episode where he wore the black dress to the Halloween party? The characters even said he looked better than Maura Tierney in that dress. (I don’t think so…) ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/29 "2001-11-06T21:17:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Steelerphan \* > \*\*Did you see the NewsRadio episode where he wore the black dress to the Halloween party? The characters even said he looked better than Maura Tierney in that dress. > \*\* Yes, I saw that episode. And before I comment any more on my evaluation of his looks in the dress, I need to consult with **Esprix** , the Semi-official Ask the Gay Guy consultant, as to whether my reply consititutes outing myself. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/30 "2001-11-06T21:29:33Z")
[sub]shamelss self promotion [http://www.dyba.org](http://www.dyba.org) [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/31 "2001-11-06T21:32:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dono \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by TruePisces_ > > **But you just can’t seem to find them here in NY.** > > And just _try_ finding as decent deli where I live! Regional food preferences are _soooo_ fascinating! \*\* Sure is. When I was in Florida, it was next to impossible to find decent pizza, but the biscuits 'n gravy were fantastic. Now that I’m in NY, the pizza’s to die for, but the biscuits 'n gravy are among the missing. There’s just no place that you can win when it comes to all the good foods I love. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > **So, TruePisces, how YOU doin’?** You tell me, darlin’. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/32 "2001-11-06T21:42:13Z")
Again with the zombies… God I hate zombies. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/33 "2001-11-06T21:52:38Z")
Shears ---
**Author:** ![dono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@dono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dono)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/34 "2001-11-07T03:07:30Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by TruePisces_ > **When I was in Florida, it was next to impossible to find decent pizza, but the biscuits 'n gravy were fantastic. Now that I’m in NY, the pizza’s to die for** Yeah, I think we Westerners actually borrowed the biscuits 'n gravy thing from the South. Thanks, Dixie! And I dream of going to NY someday for the pizzas. I get to go to Phoenix a lot and while I’m there, I like to gorge myself on - how prosaic - Mexican food. Last July, I got to spend a week in Safford, AZ. I swear, they have about a hundred teeny little Mexican restaurants to serve a population of about 12000. There’s one place with a 24-hour drive-up window. “Heavennn, I’m in heavennn …” When I do get to go East, it’s always to Washington DC. So, what’s the regional delicacy in DC? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/35 "2001-11-07T03:12:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by dono \* > > \*\*Biscuits 'n gravy is the best breakfast ever! Mmmmmmmmm … \*\* > > Yeah, they are. But you just can’t seem to _find_ them here in NY. I haven’t had a good Biscuits 'n gravy in months. \*\* Tell ya what. If I make it up there in January, I’ll make ya some in your very own kitchen. I’ll send ya a grocery list. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/36 "2001-11-07T03:14:04Z")
What ever happened to all the fun in the world? ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/37 "2001-11-07T03:19:54Z")
Whatever happened to Baby Jane? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/38 "2001-11-07T03:23:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ruby \* > \*\*Whatever happened to Baby Jane? \*\* Maybe she ran off with all the fun in the world. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/39 "2001-11-07T03:31:16Z")
I have a test on bones Thursday, and I don’t why someone would have a small scapular spine on one side and a large one on the other. Did I mention he was Spanish? And he has a large hole in the parietal bone? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/40 "2001-11-07T03:31:51Z")
Ummm, guys? It’s really not all that hard to _make your own_\* biscuits n’ gravy. I did it a few days ago and must agree with the original Bn’G comment and say that, yes, it truly is the best breakfast ever. Oh and, if I could, I would use BlackKnight’s post as my new sig. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755.md?page=3)