# Please don't hijack this thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 6, 2001, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755 "2001-11-06T07:41:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/41 "2001-11-07T03:33:41Z")
Maybe Baby Jane and all the fun in the world could hook up with the dish and the spoon. Just a thought. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/42 "2001-11-07T03:34:13Z")
Hey look! BIG BIRD!!! [sub]Coding error? What coding error?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/43 "2001-11-07T03:41:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > \*\*[hijack] > my little sister calls **Crunchy Frog** **Crunchy Chicken**! > [/hijack] \*\* Ok, that’s it! I’ve had enough from you and your little sister! We’re going to the Pit to settle this once and for all dammit! ---
**Author:** ![dono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@dono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dono)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/44 "2001-11-07T03:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posed by SilverFire_ > **It’s really not all that hard to make your own biscuits n’ gravy** Oh, I dunno … biscuits are _hard_. Well, I don’t mean they’re actually hard - good biscuits are light and flaky - I mean they’re hard to make. Yup, real light, flaky, buttery biscuits. That’s difficult. _Gravy_ is easy. Does anybody have a good recipe for biscuits? ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/45 "2001-11-07T04:01:36Z")
How come no one wants to play Rock, Paper, Scissors with me? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/46 "2001-11-07T07:39:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > angry > hungry > Whats the other one? gry Seriously. Gry. [sub]There are actually five, but that kinda ruins the joke.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/47 "2001-11-07T08:39:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > > \*\*[hijack] > > my little sister calls **Crunchy Frog** **Crunchy Chicken**! > > [/hijack] \*\* > > Ok, that’s it! I’ve had enough from you and your little sister! We’re going to the Pit to settle this once and for all dammit! \*\* 😃 [/shameless post count padding] as it is, i think your url leaves something to be desired… _d&r_ ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/48 "2001-11-08T02:41:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*Oh and, if I could, I would use BlackKnight’s post as my new sig. \*\* Yeah, it’s a bit long for a sig I s’pose. And I regret that I didn’t add a “Mac vs. PC” element in it somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Jeffro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jeffro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffro)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/49 "2001-11-08T02:58:23Z")
You know, I’ve always thought that “Painfull Rectal Itch” would be a cool name for a rock band. You could give out free Preperation-H samples at all you concerts. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/50 "2001-11-08T03:07:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeffro \* > \*\*You know, I’ve always thought that “Painfull Rectal Itch” would be a cool name for a rock band. You could give out free Preperation-H samples at all you concerts. \*\* Don’t you know you can get better results with Anusol, So don’t you waste your time on me ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/51 "2001-11-08T03:19:51Z")
> [@](#): > > _Ursprünglich bekanntgegeben durch Jeffro_ > **You know, I’ve always thought that “Painfull Rectal Itch” would be a cool name for a rock band. You could give out free Preperation-H samples at all you concerts.** Nicht kennen Sie Sie können bessere Resultate mit Anusol erhalten, also nicht Sie Vergeudung Ihre Zeit auf Mudshark. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/52 "2001-11-08T03:23:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Ursprünglich bekanntgegeben durch Jeffro_ > > **You know, I’ve always thought that “Painfull Rectal Itch” would be a cool name for a rock band. You could give out free Preperation-H samples at all you concerts.** > > Nicht kennen Sie Sie können bessere Resultate mit Anusol erhalten, > also nicht Sie Vergeudung Ihre Zeit auf Mudshark. \*\* What does all the German mean? ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/53 "2001-11-08T06:45:09Z")
[babelfish.altavista.com](http://babelfish.altavista.com) gives: “You do not know you can better results with Anusol obtain, thus not you waste your time on Mudshark.” Which nearly makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![bristlesage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@bristlesage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bristlesage)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/54 "2001-11-08T08:19:13Z")
Yoink! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/55 "2001-11-08T08:31:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Scritto in primo luogo da Mudshark > \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > _Ursprünglich bekanntgegeben durch Jeffro_ > > > **You know, I’ve always thought that “Painfull Rectal Itch” would be a cool name for a rock band. You could give out free Preperation-H samples at all you concerts.** > > > > Nicht kennen Sie Sie können bessere Resultate mit Anusol erhalten, > > also nicht Sie Vergeudung Ihre Zeit auf Mudshark. \*\* > > What does all the German mean? \*\* Che cosa tutto che Inglesi indicano? ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755/56 "2001-11-08T15:15:41Z")
Foreigns languages make the mads mod. Oops, did I say “the mads?” La la la… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-hijack-this-thread/91755.md?page=2)