# Please don't PUNish me for this... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 12, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973 "2009-12-12T06:40:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973/1 "2009-12-12T06:40:59Z")
So, suppose you’re a woman with long hair and a thing for really big hair-dos, and you happen upon a can of pungent, yellow hair spray. What hair-do will you make yourself then? Why, a _peehive_ of course! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973/2 "2009-12-12T06:49:03Z")
Oh urine trouble now. ---
**Author:** ![kitemaker\_chuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@kitemaker\_chuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitemaker_chuck)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973/3 "2009-12-12T06:52:19Z")
Pee-kaboo!!! ---
**Author:** ![Debon\_Err](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ea924/32.png) [@Debon\_Err](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debon_Err)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973/4 "2009-12-12T19:01:31Z")
Big hair has always been a peeve of mine. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973/5 "2009-12-12T19:58:32Z")
Such a whiz at hairstyles, you’re sure to pass all the rest to be number one. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973/6 "2009-12-12T21:52:50Z")
With hair like that, you’re bound to piss people off. ---
**Author:** ![Debon\_Err](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ea924/32.png) [@Debon\_Err](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debon_Err)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973/7 "2009-12-13T00:36:20Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Such a whiz at hairstyles, you’re sure to pass all the rest to be number one. And being number one is better than being number two. ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973/8 "2009-12-14T06:09:17Z")
Plus you get to use shampee instead of shampoo ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973/9 "2009-12-14T20:13:10Z")
If your hairstyle makes you look like a space alien, you could end up in Urea 51. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973/10 "2009-12-14T20:26:12Z")
> [@BobArrgh](#): > > If your hairstyle makes you look like a space alien, you could end up in Urea 51. That information was Top Secret. And now, you’ve leaked it. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-dont-punish-me-for-this/520973/11 "2009-12-14T22:43:52Z")
How European!