# Please explain Lauren Boebert

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [September 15, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163 "2023-09-15T14:41:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/301 "2024-02-07T20:10:21Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Nitpick: Mould.

So far as I’m aware, mould/mold is a British/American spelling difference, not a difference of spelling applicable to different meanings of the word.

(Sorry if that spoils the joke.)

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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/302 "2024-02-07T23:38:51Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> (Sorry if that spoils the joke.)

Hmm, mold… spoil… I see what you did there.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/303 "2024-02-08T00:37:26Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> So far as I’m aware, mould/mold is a British/American spelling difference, not a difference of spelling applicable to different meanings of the word.

“Mould” is not a word in American English.

As for what Boebert should do, she can go back to the bar.

(No she’s not a lawyer, not even an incompetent MAGA lawyer making mistakes a first year law student wouldn’t make, she used to serve liquor.)

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/304 "2024-02-08T00:49:03Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> “Mould” is not a word in American English.

That’s what I said.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/305 "2024-02-08T00:49:30Z")

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Yup, I was supporting your statement.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/306 "2024-02-08T00:51:11Z")

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Then I support your statement supporting my statement.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/307 "2024-02-08T00:55:30Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Mould” is not a word in American English.

Unless you’re referring to guitarist Bob Mould.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/308 "2024-02-08T01:27:27Z")

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I realize this is a hijack, but I had the vaguest idea that mould meant some kind of soil - maybe very loamy, full of organic matter. My thought that there was a relation to soil was strengthened by recollection of the mold/mouldboard on certain plows. Or maybe referring to the fungi interacting with roots in the soil.

But I’m not able to google up any confirmation that mould=soil.

Anyone else ever hear of mould meaning a sort of soil?

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/309 "2024-02-08T02:07:35Z")

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Moderating:

Stop with the mold/mould discussion in this thread. It has nothing to do with Lauren Boebert.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/310 "2024-02-08T02:12:01Z")

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Moderating:

> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> She’s not blonde, or glib, enough to be on Fox. It’s been half jokingly suggested she could go back to being an escort, but she is rapidly reaching the end of her shelf life.

This is really misogynistic. Let’s drop this line of speculation. You’ve were previously mod-noted for making inane comments about women’s attractiveness and I made a note that if you did it again, you should receive a warning.

So here is one.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/311 "2024-02-08T02:38:08Z")

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Bobo is dumber than mold. Just sayin’…

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/312 "2024-02-08T02:52:25Z")

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Threats from an ex partner, especially male, should be taken seriously. I hope she stays safe.

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/313 "2024-02-08T02:56:14Z")

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Her constituents “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass”

> **[Lauren Boebert abandoned her district and voters are rejoicing](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lauren-boebert-colorado-election-frisch-b2492423.html)**
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> Sheila Flynn headed to Western Colorado to interview Boebert constituents about the congresswoman’s post-Beetlejuice district swap — and the candidates running to claim her seat

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**Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/314 "2024-02-08T15:56:25Z")

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Darwinian extinction expected. Well, she left a lot of kids behind. More likely she will soon be a Fox host for a year and disappear into oblivion. Or Florida.

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**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/315 "2024-02-09T00:36:08Z")

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Nothing like having former constituents trashing a candidate. Excellent fodder for whoever runs against her.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/316 "2024-02-09T06:22:22Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> …like Schrodinger’s Insult.

Laughed so hard I died! Or did I? 🤔

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**Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/317 "2024-02-10T23:25:13Z")

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If you did, how would you know?

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**Post date:** [February 11, 2024, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/318 "2024-02-11T00:18:27Z")

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You won’t know til you open the box.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2024, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/319 "2024-02-11T01:06:13Z")

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_But what if… **we didn’t**?_

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/320 "2024-02-28T13:08:36Z")

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MOM!!! The party of family values is at it again!!!

> **[Lauren Boebert's son was arrested over a spate of thefts as his mom tries to...](https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-son-tyler-arrested-family-drama-2024-republican-campaign-2024-2)**
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> Lauren Boebert's son, Tyler Boebert, was arrested on Tuesday and is facing 22 charges, adding more chaos to a campaign overshadowed by family drama.

> [@](#):
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> According to Garfield County Jail’s records, Tyler Boebert is facing four counts of criminal possession of a financial device, four counts of criminal possession of ID documents, and a count of conspiracy to commit a felony.
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> He’s also charged with four misdemeanor counts of ID theft, three misdemeanor counts of first-degree criminal trespass, and three misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
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> In addition, he’s also charged with three counts of the petty offense of theft of less than $300.

There are probably endless instances where parents pretty much do everything right and the kid still ends up breaking bad.

But I’m not betting on that being the case here.

Don’t ask me why.

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