# Please explain Lauren Boebert

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [September 15, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163 "2023-09-15T14:41:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![TheTooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/919ad9/32.png) [@TheTooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTooth)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/461 "2024-06-28T01:01:15Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Rather than an elephant, the Party of MAGA clearly needs to be represented by a phoenix wearing a red baseball cap.

Leopard or bust!

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/462 "2024-06-29T15:14:20Z")

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I thought changing districts was a desperation move- but it worked! She’ll have a whole new set of constituents to dismay. I wonder who suggested the strategy for her? That person will go on my “graves to piss on” list.

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**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/463 "2024-06-29T15:50:50Z")

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She likely would have had no problem getting renominated in her old district. But she came within a hair of losing the general election in her red-but-not-deep-red district. Her switch gives her a deeper red district to run in and gives Republicans a better shot at holding her old district with a Republican not named Boebert.

Ended up being a pretty smart strategy all around.

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**Author:** ![loriloolee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5fc32e/32.png) [@loriloolee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/loriloolee)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/464 "2024-07-12T18:16:47Z")

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Nevermind.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/465 "2024-07-13T14:44:37Z")

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> [@flurb](#):
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> Ended up being a pretty smart strategy all around.

It really did. I expected voters to reject the carpet bagger, but I had forgotten the Republican Party loves a good clown show these days.

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**Author:** ![TeroSunbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terosunbear/32/14748_2.png) [@TeroSunbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeroSunbear)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/466 "2024-07-15T15:13:24Z")

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Today is the day! Lauren Boebert will find that she is not Trump’s VP choice. Also MTG. Puppy Killer Noem still possible.

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**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-lauren-boebert/990163/467 "2024-07-15T16:24:04Z")

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> [@TeroSunbear](#):
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> Puppy Killer Noem still possible.

I have her rally music here (to the tune of “Pumped Up Kicks”):

> All the pups and kids down at the gravel pit  
> You better run, better run, outrun my gun.  
> All the pups and kids down at the gravel pit  
> You better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

Of course now she will say she only shot the puppy in the ear…

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